Trivia

Five more facts coming your way, so get ready!

Tasmania has the cleanest air in the world. Too bad there's also Tasmainan devils, poisonous platipi, venomous snakes... I forgot my point.

Good luck identifying a street in Japan! None of them have names!

Most snakes only have one lung.

Warthogs can reach speeds of 29 miles per hour. Now that's some fast food! Get it... because... they're.. pigs. Gee, tough crowd.

Okay, well I have to deliver Shrew Glasses' magazine. He really likes Endangered Species Monthly. Have a nice weekend, Comixers!

Weekly weirdos

It's come time yet again, so let's waste no time and introduce you to these weirdos!

Tyrone: A green bumpy rock monster with yak horns. He wears a hat shaped like a rock and only his head has been seen.

Hank: A fuzzy purple lemur, likes candy bars and public radio.

Stardude: A star, dude.

Skechum: A living notepad. Other characters rely on his photographic memory.

Jeri: A French cherry that fights to become more popular than blueberries.



Jeri. I do not own this picture.



And now, as a cherry would say: "..."
"..." happens to translate to "Comix out!" in cherry language. Wow, cherry language is weird.

Answers and info

The time has come to reveal this week's Pop Comix answers, so here they are:

Question 1: True

Question 2: Wormo

Question 3: Foretress

Question 4: Stiff neck

HARDCORE QUESTION 5:  Bleach, lighter fluid, gasoline, ammonia, lint, 12 static jigawatts of electricity, plutoinum, magneseum, corrupted D.N.A, pop rocks, and soda.

Like I said before, that'll be a cool volcano! Now, some info.

Did you know? In the Halloween episode of Comix, there is a skeleton hanging from a tree, with birds living it its eye sockets. There is no indication as to whether or not the skeleton is real, or a prop.

Pop Comix

Due to Memorial Day, Comix was out on Monday. As such, today is a Monday's schedule. Blah, blah, blah, pie. Get ready for a trip down memory road! Or, you know, just go back and look at some old posts for the answers.

Question 1: True or false: Gorilla likes Twinkies.

Question 2: Who was the first character of the week?

Question 3: If Comix characters were to become Pokemon, who would Lazer Face be?

Question 4: In one sketch mentioned a long time ago, which common ailment did a giraffe find himself with?

HARDCORE QUESTION 5:  Describe the ingredients in Epic Face's science volcano.

Check back tomorrow for the answers and some more biz! Teru Teru Bozu out! Wait, what?!

Trivia

Did you konw taht you olny need the frsit and lsat leettrs of a wrod in teihr pacles to udnestrand the wrod?
Eojny the fllowing fcats!

Every second, Oprah makes 10 dollars.

"Hey! How old  is the world's oldest gum?" IT'S OVER 9000!!!! Years old, that is.

Male water buffalo urine is flammable. Highly flammable.

There is a species of bird called the go-away bird.

Second Street is a more common name that First Street!



Go away bird.




Hvae a ncie wkeened, Cmxiores!

MORE Comix Moose's favorites

We interrupt this week's Tipler for more of Comix Moose's  favorite things. Too bad, too. We were going to tell you the meaning of life in the Tripler.

Favorite computer game: Happy Wheels.

Favorite Happy Wheels character: Timmah!!!

Favorite magazine: National Geographic.

Favorite endangered animal: Quokka.

Favorite Girl Scout Cookie: Thin mint.

Favorite guan: Horned guan.

Favorite Minecraft block: Budder block!

Favorite meme: Grumpy Cat.

Favorite court team of 35 people selling physical and virtual goods: Yes.

And now, just for Comix Moose, a QUOKKA PARTY!   

*Six flags theme playing, old man dancing in background*





Are you enjoying the hor d'oeuvres?

Well, I'd better party with these quokkas, so I'll see you guys tomorrow for some trivia!

Fanny pack of awesomeness

Welcome back, and get ready for awesomeness!!! This week's theme is funny birds, so have at them!

Here we have gravity pigeon, boss pelican, the Dragon-bird, a different way to birdwatch, and the Lazerbird. I do not own these pictures. As usual, click the pics for a better view. Also, the order of the pics got messed up. It's really hard to move pictures in this format.

And now, I leave you with a bit of philosophy: If they use Euros in Europe, shouldn't Africa use Afros?

Answers and info

The time is nigh to answer yesterday's questions. Here they are:

Question 1: Teddy bear

Question 2: Prickles

Question 3: Overprotective dad-type.

Question 4: Apartment, condos.

HARDCORE QUESTION 5: The binary code translates to  "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine"

To be completely honest, the code was supposed to say "If you're reading this, you'll know that the post has ended." Don't ask me how that got screwed up. I used a translator.

Anywho, today's info is...

Did you know?  Bloobeary is a good cook, and runs a cooking class. This will be revealed in the episode "Le Cordon Bloobeary".

Pop Comix

Poppin' at ya with 5 more questions of the Comix variety! Are you ready? Okay, take a few seconds first.

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Okay, time's up. On with the questions!

Question 1: Who did Polar Bear beat out in the presidential elections?

Question 2: What is my cactus's name?

Question 3: What is Mr. Roach's dad's personality?

Question 4: The Comix building(s)  have  gone through 2 phases. Name them.

HARDCORE QUESTION 5: Translate the following binary code from my character of the week post for Jerf. What does this code spell out?

010000100110010100100000011100110111010101110010011001
010010000001110100011011110010000001100100011100100110
100101101110011010110010000001111001011011110111010101
110010001000000100111101110110011000010110110001110100
01101001011011100110010100101110

Trivia

Hey hey hey! Comix comin' at ya with some more factoids, so get ready!

Before the internet, LOL meant lots of love.

Penguins are susceptible to depressions. Someone needs a hug!

Maybe penguins should listen to music for an hour each day. After 4 days, all traces of depression will have vanished.

Chewing gum is also proven to improve your mood, so penguins could just chew on that.

There is a book that glows in the dark. I guess you don't need a booklight for that one!




Now, take a good long look at these gumballs and get happy.
Ooh, there's a red one! I love the red ones! See, happy already!


Have a nice weekend yall! I reckon that this here happiness gave me a Western accent.

Listmania!

Today's list is a compilation of all of the things that have been seen destroying, exploding, or maiming Shrew Glasses in season 1 of Comix:

Boulders, cheese, stars, blue bellied buzzard, candelabras ( five branched ) , channels, gondolas, seals, elephants, cans, cameras, gnomes, smaller boulders, Japan, marlin, popcorn, glass, concrete ( both solid and wet ), birds ( angry or otherwise ), pixel pushers, Creeper, lasergun, netgun, donuts ( jelly ), Squiddy Lee, trap door, pistachios, and stampedes of pumpkins.

Keep in mind that that's all from season 1 ALONE!

Shrew Glasses is more accident prone than quite possibly any character.

Also, here is a candelabra, the same type that attacked Shrew in one episode.

So, that... *BANG!* Ooh, better add shopping carts to the list. That's what he gets for shopping cart racing. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go be a hypocrite and join in the race. Comix out!

*SMASH!!!!!!!!*  Nobody was gonna buy those canned hams anyways!

Weekly weirdos

Hello, all and welcome to Weekly weirdos! This week's weirdo's are...

I-honey: A bee that is addicted to his phone.

Fail-man: A stick figure that just can't win and is often subjected to cruel and unusual injuries. His last encounter with a great white ( pelican. ) left him with two fractured eyelids, five cracked ribs, and a broken arm.

Chibit: A chibi robot. So, yeah...

Morgan Freeman: The root of all that is good. Plays himself in one episode.

Silver: A really tall bird with a bushy eyebrows and crazy eye. His color scheme alternates between pink and  red.



If you do not know who this is, you know nothing of what I just said a couple of sentences ago. You are also an idiot. Just kidding. Still, as Morgan Freeman would want it, come back for more Comix tomorrow.                                                                               

Answers and info

All arise. First order of business, answers to yesterday's Pop Comix questions:

Question 1: True!

Question 2: The red pompadoured caracara.

Question 3: A rabbit named bunny.

Question 4: Jerf, the mini moose.

HARDCORE QUESTION 5: Freaks, mutants, and giant tap dancing birds.



And now, a little fact about me: I like Beanie Babies. Say what you will, the little dot eyes, the cute fluffy...
STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!!! I HATE BEEEEEEEETS!!!

*The producers of Comix would like to apoligize for the previous scene. We are in no way a negative affiliation to beets. However, we do endorse  and support Beanie Babies.

Pop Comix

Welcome back. First of all, I must issue ANOTHER apology for my absences on Thursday and Friday. The cable went out and it took the stupid company 2 days to bring it back. Without further ado, POP QUIZ!

Question 1: True or false? Clucky chauffers a soccer team.

Question 2: What mythical bird does Ross send Comix Moose to chase after in one episode?

Question 3: During one Fanny pack of awesomeness, I helped a ------ beat a video game boss. ( Fill in blank. )

Question 4: Which character looks like a miniature Comix Moose, but much fuzzier?

HARDCORE QUESTION 5: What are the 3 things that inhabit the town Comix Moose goes to in THE VERY FIRST POST?

See how you did tomorrow, when all will be clear. ALL WILL BE CLEAR... *woooooshhhhh*

Commercial gone wrong

The following is a shameless fake plug for Krispy's Weevil Nibblerz.

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With over 60,000 flavors, including Zesty Grain Weevil, Spicy Root Weevil, Tangy Giraffe Weevil, and Mild Boll Weevil, Krispy's Weevil Nibblerz are truly the snack of kingbirds!

And now, to further solidify your odds of buying Krispy's Weevil Nibblerz, an unbiased (As far as you know) customer's opinion:

*Tweet*

Well, let's prove that guy wrong! Drop by a local foodstore and prove that Krispy's isn't just for the birds!

Answers and info

Before we get on with it, here are the answers to yesterday's quiz:

Question 1:   2 times

Question 2:  279,002 times

Question 3: Quakky.

Question 4:  Peep.

HARDCORE QUESTION 5: Mr. Roach.

How many did you get right? Drop a comment, but only people with Google accounts can comment. Nothing against non-Googlers.


Now, some info. Did you know? When a character is talking in the background, such as a person at a lecture, but the main focus is 2 other characters talking, the background talker will often blurt out random words, with rutebaga being a very common word. Unfortunately, the 2 characters will often drown out the noises of the first.

Character of the week

...Is cancelled. Sorry guys, but we've officially run out of characters important enough to make posts about.
However, for the less -important characters there will still be weekly weirdos, and if a new character comes into thought, it will be posted about. But, we're not ending the post here, because there's gonna be a new post series taking up Monday's block: Pop Comix!

For all you fans at home, here's how the game works: I ask 5 questions relating to posts that have been posted in the past. Hardcore fans will zip right through, but for the newcomers, the answers to the questions will be provided tomorrow. Now, unless you have a photographic memory, you might need to do some post backtracking.

Question 1: How many times have the tree kangaroo overlords attacked Comix?

Question 2: How many times has Shrew Glasses been crushed by boulders?

Question 3: Which character in Comix does taxidermy modeling for a living?

Question 4: Meep is to Derp what ____ is to Flerp. (Fill in the blank)

HARDCORE QUESTION 5: Who said this line? "This plan is about as smart as the time we used nitrogen to roast marshmallows."


Time up! Pencils down! Now, hang on to your answers, and tomorrow you'll see how you did!

Moar trivia!

Even more trivia coming your way today in our 2nd trivia post of the day. Enjoy!

It's possible to cause two cool ranch Doritos to ignite by rubbing them together, though the task is difficult.

The most yolks ever found in a chicken egg was NINE.

Snapping your fingers has another name: fillip.

Speaking of second names, a gossiper of busybody is also known as a quidnunc.

A turkey, ( READ THIS: COOKED, NOT ALIVE.) will explode if you do not thaw it out before deep frying it.


As everyone knows, the nacho Dorito is responsible, and it is dismembering the cool ranch Dorito for its past crimes.


I hope you enjoyed this segment of Moar trivia, so please come back on Monday, and stay cool!

J-movie, jokes, and a jeriatric jellyfish

Hello and welcome to this lovely Dos De Mayo. Rounding off today's tripler is a J-movie plotline, with the j standing for  (read this with a fast voice!) "Just because this rips off the B-movie does not mean we are affiliated with this movie catagory or even have a fondness of b or bees. BlahblahblahPIE"

The plot is as follows:  One day, Comix Moose leaves a can of grape soda on the counter for Mr. Roach, who spends the entire episode trying to get to the can, dodging cats, potted plants and renegade pickle-jars.
After all that, as opposed to a victory, Shrew Glasses walks in and drinks the can. Oh, the non-existant irony.

And now a joke, performed by Shrew Glasses as Teacher, and Mr. Roach as Student.

Teacher: If you have 1 dollar and ask your father for another, how much do you have?
Student: 1 dollar.
Teacher: Clearly, you do not know math.
Student: Clearly, you do not know my father.
Rimshot!

Finally, a jeriatric jellyfish.

The aptly named immortal jellyfish is the only known animal capable of reverting back to its youngest form and repeating its lifecycle indefinitely. The immortal jellyfish can only die if eaten or killed.


If we could harness the ability of the immortal jellyfish, modern science would be revolutionized, but that is a project for another day, and trivia is a project for tomorrow, so see you Comix  cravers tomorrow!

Fanny pack of awesomeness

This week's fanny pack follows a theme: Cartoonish, but still somewhat realistic animals. All of these pictures were created by GoombaJoe on Deviantart, so go check out some of his other pieces.












Number 1: Giant pangolin
Number 2: Duck billed platypus
Number 3: European lobster
Number 4: Common squirrel monkey
Number 5: Malayan tapir
Number 6: Macaroni penguin
Number 7: White headed duck
Number 8: Red ruffed lemur
Number 9: Hippopotamus

So, yes. That is everything, but click the pics for a bigger view and be sure to see more of GoombaJoe's masterpieces! Comix out!