Thursday, January 31, 2013

Komix Kards info

If and when the Comix character trading cards are released, there will be 10 cards per pack: 5 commons, 3 uncommons, and 2 rares. Occasionally, there will be 1 rare and 1 ultra rare. Upon release, the cards will debut in The U.S., where packs will sell for 1 to 2 dollars each. Finally, there is the ranking of rarity: Commons have character numbers that end in 1, 2, and 3, uncommon's numbers end in 4, 5, and 6, rare characters have numbers ending in 7, 8, and 9, and ultra rares have numbers ending in 0.

The only reason Comix Moose is a common is that everyone should have the card of the main character.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

A gaggle of goose heads

As foretold yesterday! This post, that is. ....Yes. On with it.

#193: Leopardo: A plush leopard that serves as another real world mascot. An animated version has been shown. He likes fishing and hanging out in lunch bags.

#194: Shelldon: The third real world mascot. Obviously very sluggish, but means well.

#195: Cuboid: A robotic mood ring with a face. His face is located on a box on legs with no arms, and he has a smaller box on top of this box. BOXCEPTION!

#196: Mr. Fallafel: The enemy of Mr. Epic Waffle. The two always try to outdo each other, while Elder Waffle just watches. Happily watches. With popcorn. Mr. Fallafel also pushes Eeli's tank.

And finally, you heard about him yesterday, you know him, you love him...

#197: Moosen: The origninal real world mascot of Comix. An animated version of him is hidden in every episode.
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Shown from left to right are Leopardo, Shelldon, and Moosen.



Well that does it for now! As Moosen would say "See you Comixers later"!

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Pokecomix

Hey Comixers! Now, first of all, say what you want, but I have to say that I'm a Pokemon fan. No, not one of those "Has played every game and collected every card" kind of guy, just kind of a mild hobby. Anyways, today I thought I'd present a special post describing the 7 main Comix characters as Pokemon.

Comix Moose: Sawsbuck, Summer form.

Mr. Roach: Joltik.

Shrew Glasses: Sandshrew. Don't tell me you didn't see that one coming!

Epic Face: Voltorb.

Lazer Face: Forretress. No particular reason for this choice.

Esspresso: Doduo.

Elder Waffle: Waffle-chu.

Also, yesterday's post didn't have the caption, so here it is: Where a kid can be a squid (Not.).

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Speaking of which, this is Moosen, our real world mascot.

Monday, January 28, 2013

Character of the week

The time is upon us once again, and this time is the time that we introduce a new character!
Meet number 192: Eeli.

Appearance: Eeli is a yellow, thunderbolt-shaped electric eel. He is inside a small rubber tank on wheels, with his head sticking out.

Behaviors: Can and will shock people if they make stupid desicions, insult someone, or if he just feels like it. Occasionally fries his electrocution gland and shocks himself. May also shock himself if startled, as the thunderbolt he produces will bounce off the rubber tank and hit him.

Likes bad jokes.

Uses: Can be used as a defibrilator, and as a reality checker.

His tank is pushed by a character who will be mentioned later this week...

Eeli frequently mentions his cousin Moraytcio, who has yet to be seen.

Friends: Slips, Epic Face, the Epic Gang.

His name is a portmanteau of eel and Eli.

Well, that's all for today. Shocking, I know. Still, Comix will be back tomorrow, as usual. See that? "Shocking". You know, wordplay. Random fish skeleton made of symbols: (*####{

Friday, January 25, 2013

Trivia

Did you know? It's Friday yet again, and Comix is comin' at ya with 5 more fun facts!

It is impossible to kill an ant by dropping it from any height.

Cookie Monster's real name is Sid.

Millipedes have a maximum of 750 legs.

The blue Twitter bird is named Larry. Heh. Larry Bird. It's clever.
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Althaiophobia is the fear of marshmallows.


If I had to guess, I'd say that the ants in this picture probably aren't Althaiophobes.
Even if they are, at least they won't die if they fall off the 'mallow.

Keep on keeping on and have a nice weekend, guys! Comix will return with a NEW CHARACTER on Monday!

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Fanny pack of awesomeness

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Shown here are some cute marshmallows, the best gumballs ever, the most awesome taxidermy ever, Cookie Monster's online dilemma, and some other cuties, namely two alpacas.
As a bonus, I will now name all the animal parts of the hybrid taxidermy in the picture: It has the head of a hornbill, a neck made from fur of the chital deer, the back legs and tail of a goat, the lower body and front legs of an oryx, the tail feathers of a Lady Amherst's pheasant, and several random manes and hairs thrown in.

That's all for now, but trivia is waiting in the wings for tomorrow! Comix out!

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Today in Comix

( News show music playing. ) Tonight: More on the striking back of Batboy, and a hands on encounter of the close kind. ( Shuffles papers on desk, music stops. ) But now, our top story: Security camera records daily goings-on in the Comix building, results confirmed. Today, Shrew Glasses was caught stealing all the carrots from the fridge, the Epic possey illegally skateboarded through the building, about 5 angry mobs were recorded, and a window was broken by an object revealed to be a rock. The thrower remains unknown. And now, the weather.

What, you thought this was a real post? This is actually a prototype, and it will become a regular post if you guys comment, saying that it should become a post. If made real, the post will be longer than the section above this section. At least 20 comments must be made, you can only vote once, and submissions close February 1st! Also, this week's Monday post didn't have a weekly caption, but it has been fixed!

UPDATE: It would help if I told you that you must have a Google account to comment.

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

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Since I couldn't find a picture of a shrew with glasses that is flying, enjoy this random picture of an agouti's anatomy. (Credit goes to Sheri Amsel of www.exploringnature.org)

Monday, January 21, 2013

Character of the week

Hey guys! First off, I was on the fence about posting today, seeing as it is Martin Luther King Day, but I looked back and realized that I promised a Monday post. I had to do it. Also, this week's caption is..."Get the mosquito repellant!" Anyways, I also promised a BRAND NEW CHARACTER, so here he is......... Mr. Bentley.

Full name: Cosmo X. Bentley.

#190

Proffesion: Animal farmer. Animals vary, but most often he has an elephant, a tiger, a clam, and some other animals. Also has a cat named Tabby Tuesday.

Lives in a tent outside of the Comix building.

Scenario/running gag: Someone bursts into the tent, asking Bentley for some sort of help, afterwards, the tent is loudly closed, causing Bentley's animals to go berserk and attack him.

Appearance: A middle aged man with black hair, a modern suit, and a straw hat. About 6 feet tall.

The inside of his tent has framed photos of Tabby Tuesday and a small table with a puzzle cube on it.

An episode will explain how Bentley got Tabby T.

The X. in his name stands for Xtrabssjdjfjldnejfherufhemdnekdkoewjdkwdnk. Now you know why it's just an initial.


We hope you enjoyed the lowdown on this brand new character, and we will see you back here tomorrow for even more Comix! Until then, Comixers!

Friday, January 18, 2013

Trivia

After about 7 buisiness days of character lists, here is a peck of trivia, fresh off the vine.

The official color of a school bus is "national school bus glossy yellow".See full size image

When straightened, a coat hanger is 44 inches long.

Everyone has been the youngest human on Earth for 2 seconds exactly.

The average cat has 24 whiskers.

People are at their happiest at 7:26 P.M. on Saturday.

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The ampersand ( & ) was originally a letter in the English alphabet.

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Well, that wraps up another segment. Come back on Monday for a BRAND NEW CHARACTER REVEALED!!! Later, Comixers!

Thursday, January 17, 2013

All the characters! FINAL PART

Finally, after this post, Comix can get back to regular posts, but for now, enjoy the final 24 characters!

#166: Insomniyak: Shaggy's cousin, a blond yak that is always drowsy. Comix Moose remedied Insomniyak's situation in an episode named after the latter.

#167: Bomba: A french bomb modeled  kawaii style, with cute eyes and a cute mustache.

#168: Jon: A stick man who was part of the revolt Steve caused to help stick figures appear more frequently.

#169: Ennette: A stick woman fighting for the cause mentioned above.

#170: Frank: Another stick man fighting for his rights.

#171: Billy the Goat: A goat walking upright with a bandana and a silencer. Literally. It's a gun that steals your voice.

#172: Thomas: A guy that got his voice stolen by Billy. He gets it back at the end of Billy's feature episode.

#173: Jason Facin': A blue version of Epic Face, who is part of the latter's stunt group. Yes, Epic Face has a stunt group.

#174: Carstev: Another of E. Face's stunt friends. He is green.

#175: Zornan: A red face in Epic Face's group.

#176: Corey: You guessed it! Purple Epic Face.

#177: Sage: An orange face in the Epic bunch.

#178: Peterson: Peter's son. A purple penguin slightly smaller than Peter.

#179: Wieder: A hot dog vendor whose profits go to making the Comix building larger.

#180: Fanga: A character whose design brings to mind a typical manga person.

#181: Bingle: A seemingly cold hearted yellow man that actually is quite nice if you've known him for a while.

#182: The Pigeon Man: An old guy who sits on the Comix building's balcony and feeds the pigeons when they land.

#183: Plierface: A regular human that has a pair of needlenose pliers for a face.

#'s 184 through 189: The C-stone Kops: A group of wacky cops that have yet to capture a wrongdoer.

That's a wrap folks! All 189 Comix characters have now been listed, which means that all "Gaggle of Goose Heads" posts will feature BRAND NEW CHARACTERS. All character of the week posts will have BRAND NEW CHARACTERS. I just want to thank you guys for all your support, you've been really awesome, and I'll be back tomorrow for some trivia!

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

All the characters! Part 6

27 more characters right here. There are still like 50 characters left.

#136: B. Vurmin: An annoying beaver.

#137: Vligor: A hunchback stick figure who is, if anything, misguided.

#138: Gulp Chompington: A piranha who works at a deli. CARVIT MART FREE!!!!!!!!! Read our character of the week post about him if you want to understand that joke.

#139: Jockana: A giant jacana interested in sports. Cheese and Wormo dislike him, because he eats snakes and worms.

#140: Teaseburger: A giant living burger that teases people. That's pretty much it.

#141: Fishy Feather Doo: An orange fish with stick figure legs and colorful feathers where his gills are and on top of his head. These feathers make him capable of flight and he can still swim.

#142: Lenny G. A living house with a tiny nest blocking his chimney. The chimeny smokes when he is angry. Only happy when cleaning.

#143: Duckkrab: A black crab with a duck head and red claws, as many cartoon crabs have. Works for Clucky.

#144: Squeg: A human who worked with Kafloom in the battles caused by Ross, namely the Gnome Beach Dravesty.

#145: Pointerpete: A hand with a face on his palm. Likes reading, for obvious reasons. Also worked with Squeg and Kafloom in the war mentioned above.

#146: The Funky Cactus: A dancing cactus who gives away free hugs. No one accepts his offers. Gee, I wonder why?!

#147: Blaboon: A loud mouthed monkey who enjoys a good party. Has a job harvesting ticks. Apparently a new tick mine just opened downtown.

#148: Fat Face: A stick figure with a giant head that prevents him from going through doors head first.

#149: Anarchy dan: A little blue bird that always holds a tennis racquet, ready to beat someone with it.

#150: Sheep: A sheep that was used to help Insomniyak sleep. He is part of a group of graffiti vandals known collectively as SHEARZ.

#151: Gramma: An elderly woman whose real name is Frennette. She attends the Comix building's weekly bingo/hard candy social.

#152: Miles: A long, fuzzy purple caterpillar that talks a mile a minute.

#153: Peter: A naive old penguin who is purple. He enjoys wearing his favorite hat, complimented by a red tie.

#154: Serpinssle: A hummingbird who thinks that he is really named Sergeant Pinmissle. He wears a thimble instead of a helmet.

#155: Glassette: Shrew Glasses' girlfriend, another shrew that  wears glasses, with a pink bow.

#156: Hawkeye: A sporty hawk that keeps a close eye on things.

#157: Wally: A brick that feels out of place unless he is near a wall.

#158: Karpoi: A giant koi that lives in the pond out in the back of the apartment building.

#159: Rodney: A living fishing rod. He belives in catch and release, and has become quite popular among fish for his humanity.

#160: Bushwa: A human in a bush disguise covering his face, save for his eyes. The reason he is hiding is unknown.

#'s 161 through 165: The Banana Stick Orchestra: An orchestra comprised of bananas. There are 5 of them.

Well, that was actually more than the daily 27, so this may wrap up quicker. Only 24 characters left! Thanks for your time, signed, Comix.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

All the characters! Part 5

Order up! 27 more Comix characters with an order of description fries and a medium beverage, for here!

#109: Lil Rex: An itty bitty t-rex with a big attitude.

#110: Giraffitti: A giraffe with blue spots that were spray painted on.

#111: Hare-old: A hare that is Harold's best friend. An adverse opposite to his friend, when he tries to help, he always does just that.

#112: Duncan: A pink frosted donut with sprinkles instead of facial hair. Extreme daredevil. Always wearing a helmet.

#113: Sebastian: A bat that can normally just be found hanging out. Sometimes lets his guard down and falls off of the ceiling.

#114: Kip: A ghost with stick figure arms. In the Halloween episode, it is revealed that he is jealous of Duncan.

#115: Lé Mole: A mole wearing a hardhat. He pretty much pops up anywhere, at any time. The tunnels he makes digging through the walls are serious trouble.

#116: Hal: A little living berry wearing a hat resembling a pilgrim hat.

#117: Captain Sandwich: An egotistical sandwich with wings that pilots a renegade airship.

#118: Flapyap: A brown-caped-blobish-three eyed-THING that considers himself a superhero. He's not.

#119: Snorkeling Sam: A silverfish with scuba gear always within reach. Loves the surf, and the turf.

#120: Slambamram: A ram that can't shake the splitting headache he gets from hitting things with his head.

#121: 5 Eye Rye: A stick figure with 5 eyes.

#122: Wormo: Super long and large, but otherwise a normal worm.

#123: Url: A purple mouse that is a serious computer geek. By mouse we mean animal, not computer part.

#124: Klum Flumpet: A toad that incessantly uses unusual and uncalled for euphemisisms. Gorb griggit!

#125: Sakkey Deer: A deer inside a sack, with his head poking out. Likes sack races.

#126: Xylophotomus: A species in the Comix world with the head and limbs of a hippo, but a body that is a xylophone.

#127: Inecapone: A hairy pink blob with bulging eyes and razor sharp teeth.

#'s 128 through 132: Ring Wormo, Round Wormo, Flat Wormo, Tape Wormo, and Hook Wormo: Wormo's cousins, all resembling the worms they are named after. Mooch off of others.

#133: Kafloom: A living dagger that once fought in the battles that Ross started.

#134: Crawdaddy: A human with one crab claw and one regular hand.

#135: Axel: A guy who emits the smell of deoderant at all times. Overbearing in more ways than one.

There's the order for you! Come back tomorrow for our special value deal on 27 other characters! Please come back soon! "We are not a restaurant!" Shut up, Pierre! I bailed you out of jail and I can put you back in! Well.... Comix out!

Monday, January 14, 2013

All the characters! Part 4

Hello and welcome to Comix, where our motto of the week is " -100 percent squid free!" You heard me, negative 100 percent. Anyways, we pick up today where I left off on Friday, in my mission to name all the Comix characters.

#82: Endzone Eddy: A tiny football player who somewhat resembles a Charging Chuck from the Mario franchise.

#83: Everfalling Steven: A stickman who is always falling off of something.

#84: Ralphie: A chihuahua with a red collar. He runs the Quesadilla Joint.

#85: Scorpee: A giant scorpion, and one of Comix Moose's worst enemies.

#86: Donks: A normal donkey. Ralphie's friend.

#87: Gapett: A live action blue puppet. Almost never speaks.

#88: Ttepag: Gapett's evil twin, with yellow eyes and a black body. Has a forked tongue.

#89: Sukedachi: A tiny ninja who chops everything.

#90: Gamboll: A tiny gumball that is always being stepped on. More frequently than any bug character, anyway.

#91: Shroomerella: Deathcap's upbeat girlfriend. Almost identical to him, but with eyelashes.

#92: Beattel: An obnoxious beetle that grew up in a power plant. As such, he is much larger than an average beetle.

#93: Slaughtermelon: A villainous casaba melon often done in by a random animal eating him.

#94: Hoppy Harry: An armadillo that is very jumpy. Litteraly.

#95: Polkadot Belch: A White capybara with several colorful polka dots adorning him.

#96: Myrtle: A stick figure without a mouth.

#97: Vampirefly: A butterfly vampire that sucks pollen, nectar, and sap instead of blood.

#98: Hamilton: Depressed Ham's cousin with an excellent sense of humor.

#99: Vulgtore: A vulture that, scary though he may be, is very passive.

#100: Slakko: A leopard gecko who always has an excuse for shirking. Something of a vandal.

#101: Flats: Slakko's partner in crime, a flatfish, specializing in graffiti vandalisim.

#102: Evil Pigeon: An evil pigeon with enormous hands that have 4 fingers on them. Often seen at the gym, using a membership that he probably stole.

#103: Dingbat: A loopy green coconut.

#104: Bloobeary: A plump blue bear that is something of a hypochondriac.

#105: Robob: A cute piece of technology, in the shape of a sentient and versatile robot.

#106: Blazent: A firebird that is often seen in the background. May be a loner.

#107: Porkchop: A karate pig who can dish out a healthy dose of swine-fu.

#108: Mrs. Stache: A brown lady mustache that has no face to be on.

27 more characters coming up tomorrow, you guys!

Friday, January 11, 2013

All the characters! Part 3

Welcome back to Comix, and welcome to a continuation of my series of posts covering all of the named Comix characters. Without further ado, I present the next 27 characters!

#55: Seal Of Approval: A harp seal who does not speak, but always seems to be looking for a party. Everyone agrees that he is adorable.

#56: Peanut: A purple elephant that is, ironically, the size of a peanut.

#57: Peep: A purple rhino that is friendly to a fault, but can be very protective if you stand between him and his friends.

#58: Nalitie: A white cat with every single personality in existence, all in one.

#59: Twiches: A green parrot that is stressed at all times.

#60: Esspresso: Main character! A female ostrich, one of Comix Moose's friends.

#61: Steve: A stickman who started a revolt for his people, to help them appear more frequently.

#62: Spinderelli: A giant spider mastering in both ballet and ninja-ing.

#63: Harold: An orange musk oxen who always tries to help, but most often just makes the situation worse.

#64: Lizorio: A gecko bandito in kahoots with Lizoria. Seems to be the more unfortunate of the duo.

#65: Lizoria: A gecko bandito in kahoots with Lizorio. Wears a stolen cowboy hat.

#66: Clucky: A restauranteur chicken who wears a sash bearing his name. Comix Moose's boss. Only character with a valid driver's license.

#67: Pinna: Clucky's partridge daughter, a red and orange ballet enthusiast. Buzz Buzz's friend.

#68: Arthog Dé Brüsh: A very cute warthog artist specializing in splatter-painting. Paint often gets spilled on his head through some strange turn of events. Never speaks, only grunts and sighs when paint is spilled on him or when his name his mispronounced, which is often.

#69: Flush: A plumber goldfish who is very popular.

#70: Todd: An erratic turkey who is often the first to start a mob.

#71: Lazerbat: A species of bat that locks targets with it's eyes and fires a presicion laser at it.

#72: Shlomo: A sloth wearing a sweatband. Esspresso's best friend.

#73: Scrappels: A doughy pig who does not enjoy movement of any sort.

#74: Tikan: A supposedly lazy toucan that likes fruit and photography.

#75: Derp: Meep's best friend and Flerp's enemy, this bird resembles flerp, except being purple in color. He likes mocking others.

#76: Stinkeye: A single disembodied eye that communicates by blinking. Can bounce or roll to get to where he needs to go.

#77: Syrup: ANOTHER of Elder Waffle's cats, a solid maple brown feline.

#78: Poindexter: A nerdy brown owl with a suit, pocket protectors, a tie, glasses, you know, classic nerd stuff.

#79: Sassaboom: A living stick of dynamite, both physically and mentally. Very quick to anger.

#80: Ross: An evil pencil that was responsible for several major incidents, just by doodling up armies and the componets of a victorious battle. Comix Moose's enemy.

#81: Amsterdam: A wild pigeon that Comix Moose named himself when the latter relied on the former to not step on his fingers, while he was dangling from a telephone wire.

That's all for now, but we'll have the next character group on Monday! Have a nice weekend, Comixers!
And we're off!

Thursday, January 10, 2013

All the characters! Part 2

Hello Comixers! Today we leave off from yesterday when I started to name each Comix character.

#28: Shaggy: A yak with hair that covers his eyes. He wants to be a rock star.

#29: Aardvark mustache: An aardvark with a puffy brown lip tickler, a pilot's cap and a scarf. Looking for love, and is Shrew Glasses' best friend.

#30: Amerikan: A red stripe white stripe body and wings and a blue face with white stars characterize this eagle.

#31: Slobstopper: A cute lil' piggie with o.c.d. Always carries a spray bottle in his pants pocket. Wait, he has pants? And more importantly, those pants have pockets?

#32: Clamthony: An oversized clam with a getup similar to Maureen.

#33: Cecil Goldenrod: A regular person who glimmers the elegant shade of yellow after which he is named.

#34: Mrs. Roach: Mr. Roach's wife. Looks similar to Mr. R., But with blond hair and a purple dress.

#35: Elder Waffle: Main character! The wisest of all Comix characters, a large living waffle with two eyes, a mouth, arms with gloves, legs, a red tie, and a top hat.

#36: Butter: Another of Elder Waffle's cats, this one is light yellow with cream patches.

#'s 37 through 48: The dolphin dozen: A group of dolphins with varying interests. There are Shelta, Belta, Kelta, Melta, Zelta, Pelta, Yelta, Elta, Welta, Nelta, Lelta, and of course, Bob.

#49: Maple: A light brown cat with dark brown rings around its eyes. Under the ownership of Elder Waffle.

#50: Melvin: King Crab's jester, an oversized clam with a jester's cap.

#51: Depressed Ham: A ham that was literally denied being pressed with a spatula to get rid of his juices. Either way he has a somewhat dry personality.

#52: Epic Face: Main character! A yellow face that gets angry very easily, and enjoys stunting. One of Comix Moose's friends.

#53: Big Apple: A very big red apple with a face.

#54: Deathcap: A mushroom that resembles the puffshroom from Plants V.S Zombies, but bigger. Has a girlfriend, releases toxic fumes when stressed, and is very serious. Dead serious. Get it, see, with the, you know, zombies, dead serious, heh. Moving on!

That's a wrap for today, but 27 more characters will be presented tomorrow. Thanks for watching. I'll see you later Comixers!

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

All the characters! Part 1.

What is up fans!?  As a reward for Comix's 1000th viewer, I will be listing each and every named Comix character in numerical order, followed by a small description.

#0: Force Feild Fred: An average human with a forcefeild around him, preventing him from leaving the Comix building.

#1: Comix Moose: Main character! The titular character, an ordinary moose that walks on two legs.

#2: Desman: A desmond incapable of speech, who is a ninja of sorts.

#3: Flerp: Peep the rhino's best friend, a little blue bird with a thin neck and a long beak.

#4: Shardvark: A small blue aardvark nothing short of self centered. Klapshoot's best (and only) friend.

#5: Quakky: A yellow duck with a green and white scarf around his neck.

#6: Meep: A blue hippo who communicates using the words meep, meeps, meeping, meepy, etc.

#7: Mr. Epic Waffle: A medium sized living waffle with a top hat, a red tie, arms, legs, and epic facial features. Elder Waffle's (Formerly named Mr. Waffle) sworn enemy.

#8: Slips: A banana peel who is a serious prankster.

#9: Shrew Glasses: Main character! A grey shrew, one of Comix Moose's friends. Accident prone because of his cursed glasses. Pyrotechnician.

#10: Blurgle: A chocolate flavored blob monster. Mr. Roach ate him once.

#11: Mr. Blob: A green blob capable of shapeshifting.

#12: Vile Crocodile: A crocodile that walks upright. That's pretty much it.

#13: Lazer Face:  Main character! A mouth with red lips, and two eyeballs. Shoots blue lazers and floats.

#14: Klapshoot: Comix Moose's enemy, a brown deer that walks upright.

#15: Wülly Mamuts: A tiny little wooly mammoth, considered by many to be squee because of his squee ways.

#16: Cheese: A cobra trained in hypnosis. Very big hearted.

#17: Craig: An easygoing alpaca with hair to spare.

#18: Shane: A crane trained in the ways of the ninja. Desman's foe.

#19: Mr. Roach: Main character! Comix Moose's best friend, a cockroach in a dapper suit and tie. Very down to Earth.

#20: Scotch: One of Elder Waffle's cats, a brown cat with white patches.

#21: Gr8 Ape: A black ape who can't help but go bananas from time to time.

#22: The outlandishly large 3 headed flamingo: An outlandishly large 3 headed flamingo.

#23: King Crab: A giant red crab with a golden crown laced with jewels and a purple velvet cape.

#24: Maureen: A miniature blue whale with a sailor cap and red bowtie. Enjoys singing and has a magic microphone.

#25: Krakup: A hyena who will laugh no matter what he is told or told to do.

#26: Snobowl: A large snow golem with an interest in stuffed animals.

#27: Skizzaz: The resident barber, a peculiar little bird with a scissor shaped beak.

That's all the characters for today, but come back tomorrow for 27 more!!

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Featured short

Order in the Comix. This day, I will discuss a short known as "Cereal Killer".

Characters: Lady Cereal, Cereal Killer, Unseen Narrator.

Plot: A live action lady box of cereal hears a knock on her door, and she opens it. A male box of cereal is there, and he asks if he can come inside to borrow a cup of sugar. Both boxes walk off-screen, a glint of metal is heard, followed by screams. A narrator then says " Cereal killers: Be aware." The short promply ends.

Trivia: This is quite possibly the darkest Comix short ever.
It will be the last segment of the episode it airs in.

As a second order of buisiness, I would like to express my gratitude to you guys and girls around the world who keep on tuning in. We have just reached our 1000th viewer!!! As thanks, some very special posts are coming up starting tomorrow, some posts cruicial to any Comix fan. What will they be?....

Monday, January 7, 2013

Character of the week

Hello once again audience! Where we left off, I was giving trivia and not making refrences to Tobuscus. What can I say, he's awesome. Anyways, here is the caption: Comix may contain nuts, explosions, violence, spiders, and explosions. This week's character of the week is Maureen.

Appearance: Maureen is a large light blue whale with a white underbelly, a red bow, and a white sailor hat. Unlike most characters who have two black dots for eyes, he has white eyeballs with black dots inside.

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Has a "Magic" microphone that gives the user a golden voice. This is the plot of one episode.

Likes: Singing, cheesy movies.

Dislikes: The thoughtless actions that are abound the Comix building, sandwiches with mayonnaise.

Friends: Underwater characters like Flush, Karpoi, and Sam.

Enemies: Ennete. Or is that a net? Lousy handwriting on his part.See full size image

Sometimes seen without his hat and bow, as illustrated in picture.


This may be getting tedious, but that's all the info we have for now. The reason for all the times I've said this is because we haven't fully stretched out the character's full potential, so hopefully you guys understand. Still, we'll be back tomorrow with even more Comix brand hilarity, so for now, I'll see you later Comixers.

Friday, January 4, 2013

Trivia

As Comix custom dictates, I bestow upon thee 5 more facts and possibly a picture. Did you know...
Today (January 4th) is national trivia day! As such, 20 facts will be presented today. Here are the official facts, as this one did not count.

Panophobia is the fear of everything. Emphasis on everything.

50 million years ago, horses were cat-sized. I imagine riding them would be hard to accomplish.

Scientists aren't sure what color dinosaurs were.

The creamy center of a Twinkie is made of vegetable shortening.

The most overdue library book was 288 years late.

Jellyfish are 98% water, therefore they can, will, and have evaporated under the sun.

The longest game of Monopoly lasted for 70 straight days.

The world's longest movie is 10 days long.

Beozar is the technical term for hairball.

The pigs in Angry Birds have the swine flu, hence their green skin. Honsetly, these pigs are gravely ill! You birds just can't let it go, can you?!

Hippo milk is pink.

Worldwide, there are 102 flavors of doritos.

84 United States citizens are named LOL.

Studies show that it takes anywhere from 144 to 411 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Well, unless you're an owl.

The word "Verb" is in fact a noun.

Okay, this one is groundbreaking: The banana is a type of berry!

Speaking of bananas, we humans share 60% of our d.n.a with them!

Hawaii's state fish is the humuhumunukunukuapua'a.

The smallest frog is the size of a house fly.

And finally, the letter j was the last letter added to the English alphabet.


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Some sympathy for this pig would be nice. Feel free to comment and tell him nice things about himself, if you want to, of course. If you're more of a bird guy, I'm not gonna judge.
Don't tell the pig, but I am more of a bird guy.


See you guys on Monday!









Thursday, January 3, 2013

Random one-shot

What's up, Comixers? In this short post, I will shed some light on a character that only appears once.
Trampolinni appears only in "Pranks But No Pranks". He is a trampoline with a face (You don't say?!).  He does live in the Comix building, but is seen on vacation in the episode. His trampoline legs can also be used as arms, as seen in "Pranks..." where one is holding a fruity umbrella drink with a lemon wedge. His appearance ends when Buzz Buzz, a grey and peach beetle character, lands on him after being slingshot and bounces back to hit Mr. Roach with a pie. The drink spills on Trampolinni, covering him, the lemon lands on his eye, the umbrella punctures just below his mouth, and shards of  broken glass fly everywhere. As far as we know, he is still vacationing and plans to come back on the 8th.

Comix out for now, but bounce back tomorrow for some trivia. Heh, bounce. See what I did there?

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Info

Did you know? Every year Comix charcters split into teams and participate in an everything-goes prank war. This year Comix Moose and Mr. Roach were team captains.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Fanny pack of awesomeness

First of all, happy New Year Comixers! 2012 was a great year, and a year of Comix, so you fans will be happy to know that we've got a whole sleu of insanity, puns, and chimpmunks! It's also been at least 1 buisiness week and another 5 photos have been dragged out of the ever popular fanny pack, so here they are!See full size image Don't forget that you caSee full size imagen click the pictures for a better view. The second photo is a shout out to Daily Squee. JUST CLICK THEM ALREADY! 

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Okay, here we have an emergency slingshot, a seasonal hedgehog, an adorable mango, a jackasqurrapegasus-thingy, and the Mr. Memes.
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So don't be a mango and come back tomorrow on The Comix file!