Battle

Hello and welcome to round one of the Comix battle. Two random characters will be pitted against each other and will endure complicated challenges. Without further ado, round one, BEGIN!!!!!!

Round one: Mr. Waffle  V.S   Slobstopper

Stats: Mr. Waffle: 78 years old with a flare for creativity. 35 pounds. Species: waffle. And in the other corner...Slobstopper: 23 years old with O.C.D.  12 pounds, species: pig.

Today the two will compete in the French dip. In this challenge, contestants will dip themselves in french toast syrup and stay in for 1 minute.

Mr. Waffle is approaching the challenge with gusto! He dove in face first!!! Slobstopper seems a bit apprehensive, what, with the sticky saturation I would be too. What's this? It appears that Slobstopper has forfeited the match, which means that Mr. Waffle wins!!!

Lets see that again. Now you'd think a pig would win this match by a longshot, but Slobstopper goes all but hog wild.

That clinches the first match, so be sure to tune in to next week's battle. It'll be a real blast!