Teddy bears cause more annual fatalities than grizzly bears.
You will spend half of your life daydreaming.
Only 1 out of 3 people have ever used the internet. This means that 1 in 3 people have never seen this site. Only you can end this tragedy. Please spread the word.
It takes about 4 seconds for awkward silence to BE awkward.
A blue whale only has to eat every 6 months.
After finding out that a teddy bear is more lethal than his cousin, you could say that this polar bear was emBEARassed. All the while, this teddy bear was laughing from afar. They try to fool you with the cutsie eyes, but Polar Bear knows better. He knows something we don't.
Polar Bear for president.
Yeah... that happened. .... Awkward silence! Have a nice weekend and we'll see you Comixers on Monday! Comix file, signing... WAIT! Before I do, I want to tally the votes for how many of you wanted Comix news to become a regular post.... there are none! Seriously, you guys! What'll it take for you to comment?! Well, I didn't really want to do more of those posts anyways so.... Comix out! No hard feelings!
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