The longest word ever

This is the longest word in the English language: Glutaminylphe......


13 minutes and 45 seconds later....



And that's the longest English word. I tell you this because, SPOILER ALERT, an episode will have the characters competing in seeing if they can complete the word.

Comix gave out a spoiler, so keep tuning in for more! Comix out!

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Pancake.

A gaggle of goose heads

Hey all you Comix fans out there, because there was no character of the week for the last two weeks, here is a bunch of characters.


L'e Mole is a mole who will dig his tunnels anywhere. We never see more than his head, though it is implied that he is just a regular mole underneath. He wears a construction hat.

Hal is a small orange berry that wears a hat. Hal Berry, get it?  Hal wears a pilgrim hat of some sort.

Bloobeary is a rather large blue worrywart, who happens to be a grizzly bear.  He enjoys salsa and salsa music.

Deathcap is a purple mushroom who is dead serious all the time. He is currently seeing an airheaded girlfriend mushroom.

Hareold and Harold are the best of friends. Hareold is a hare, and Harold is a muskox. Harold is orange.

Be expecting more from us soon. Comix out.

Trivia

Are you Comix heads ready for trivia?!? Well I can't hear you responding but i'm guessing that was a yes.


There are 18 animals represented as animal cookies.

Pinocchio is Italian for pine eye.

Egyptians once slept upon stone pillows.

Ribbon worms may eat themselves in times of famine.

Most birds cannot see the color blue.

Well, that wraps it up, and that's a fact! Comix out.

Info

The Comix file has returned with an informational bulletin. When a character is first introduced, you all know that a picture of them will appear next to their name and development number. But we have just decided that there will be a sound clip of that character as well. For example, Pork-chop's sound effect is a solid "hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!" followed by a chop sound. Jalopeboniero's is a bottle rocket going off. Mr. Roach's is the sound of something jumping up and down. This will be for every character, even those that do not talk. We are not discriminative, get your mind out of the gutter. We will bring you more updates as they become available. Comix news at 3:18 out!

Argh!

Well this flumps. Our followup blog bens blog for boys has been removed. While this is unfortunate, there will still be plenty more Super Zero Squad and Comix, or so says Ben. He is right. The blog must go on!
And as such, I bring more bad news: The segment " Fanny pack of awesomeness" has been discontinued, as I cannot add any more photos. Don't you worry, Comix fans! There is still the everlasting commitment of the Comix file. Know that, and photos will not matter. Well that about wraps it up! Comix out!

Results

Well, apparantly you guys didn't really want Angel Face, the number of votes was pretty low. Personally, I didn't think it was a good idea either, but you gotta cater to the fans in this business. Anyways, be expecting more posts and more chances to vote in a little while, from the Comix file to you.

Vote

The Comix file has a pressing election going on. We all know that Epic Face has 2 forms: regular and evil. We are debaiting wether or not E. Face should have an angel form as well. If you think he should, then go over to Epic Face's character of the week post and view its page. If we get 10 or more page views, Angel Face will join Epic Face's portfolio. Get votin', signed, the Comix file.

Back to normal

Hey guys. Well, apparently the Comix file 2.0  isn't working out. So now we will be going back to normal for good. Fanfare please! Okay, did Comix Moose just rip one? Never mind. Anyways, here's some info about the introduction of a character.  When a character is first seen, a number will appear. This is their official number.  For example, 19 = Mr. Cockroach, 99 = Vulgture. But that's not all. I made some rhyming sentences explaining some Comix characters. Let's go!

Pencil Ross has an evil lair, Shaggys a yak with lots of hair, Vulgtures feathery and gives a scare, and Slips will slide you here and there.

How's that? Comix will be back soon! As in, maybe tomorrow. We are out!

Flerp

Flerp. He sounds goofy but this blooblud blooburd is serious buisiness. Best friends with Peep, Flerp is the adversairy of Derp, who will be discussed tomorrow. Flerp enjoys nothing more than mocking people on the safety of Peep's back. You literally can't touch this. Peep will kill you. For a generalization of Flerp, check out the post in about a week. I can't for the life of me figure out why I can't post pics anymore.
Flerp also likes to eat pumpkins. I can't figure that out either.  So...... anybody read any good books lately?
Ah yes, Mr. Cockroach has a yarn to spin. I must now listen, so Comix out!                                                                                              

Peep

Comix 2.0 is up and running, and to start things off, a post about Peep.

Peep is a purple rhino, and, like Meep, often falls from the sky and unintetionally crushes whoever he is above. This rowdy rhino is best friends with Flerp, who will be discussed tomorrow. They say that the strange symbol on Peep's back symbolizes that he is a cosmoton, or one who falls from the air. Peep is often very mellow, a realist by nature, but does what he must to ensure his or Flurp's safety. If Peep does decide to charge, look out! You don't want to know the damage Peep can incur. Stay sharp, fans! Comix out!

2.0

This blog is ready to undergo extreme transformation. The Comix file is going to be a blog exclusively about Comix characters as of tomorrow. Just think: 5 to 6 characters of the week every week! This week's characters are:

Peep

Flerp

Meep

And Derp.

Maybe Peanut if there's a Saturday post.

So be expecting a rubdown on Peep the Rhino tomorrow.  The same site, twice the characters! Comix out.

Trivia boatload

Did you know that as of today, the Comix file has updated its trivia segment. There will now be five facts each episode. Let's get started!


Mosquitoes are attracted to the color blue.

Koalas are the only non-human beings that leave fingerprints.

Porcupines float in water for some reason.

It takes about 15 seconds for a chicken to fail miserably at flying.

A bat's dominant side is its left side.

Featured short

Land ho! Comix file is back with the downlow! Don't be slow! Today we are dishing up a serving of featured short. The short is called ''Kitten boat''.

Synoposis: A bunch of cats float by in a sailboat.

Cats: Maple, Scotch, Butter, Syrup.

Facts: Wipe scene.  All cats shown belong to Mrs. Waffle.  All the cats are named after breakfast toppings.


Who doesn't like cats or waffles? Comix signing off. Toodles.

Featured creature

Hey guys! Comix is coming back with a new segment called featured creature. In this segment, one lucky animal on Comix will be featured in its own post. Today's animal is the seagull.


Known characters that are seagulls: N/A.


Enemies: Mr. Cockroach, random humans.


Hobbies: Eating Mr. Cockroach, picking bones dry, going to fast food restaraunts, root beer.

Misc: Featherweight and featherheight.


All of this and a side of fries. Comix out!

I like trains

Hi Comix fans today we will....    I like trains.  No no no no w....  


CRASH.

Sadly, this was the fate of a mini moose in Ben's newest post. See it here:

http://www.bensblogforboys.blogspot.com/

I am also recieving word that there is a flamingo thief on the loose. This unknown marauder is burgling lawn flamingos all around the state. Is your ornithologist safe? And now Dario with the weather:

We are expecting a cold sn... I like trains. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....

Screeeeeeeee!  

Apparently the train ran out of fuel before it could hit anybody. Hey Randy, come out of the bathroom ya baby!

Ugh, guess I gotta pull him out. Comix out!

Results

If you saw last week's abilitizer, then you probably know that today I will tally the views for ''Intro''.
And the number of views is..... 4.  Wow. Well, as you know, you needed to have at least 10 views for anything. So you get nothing, YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY SIRS.




Just kidding. Here's todays trivia:  Pearls dissolve in vinegar. Don't tell Clamthony. Poor guy would be shell shocked. Tee hee. Joke.


Well, thanks for trying to get the views up there, signed, the Comix file.

Battle

Are you ready to rumble?!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!!! The Comix battle has returned. Today's random matchup is........

Quakky   V.S    Vile Crocodile!!!

Stats: Quakky is a 40 year old mallard who weighs 22 pounds and is 1 foot tall.

In the other corner, Vile Crocodile is a 37 year old Croc with a bad additude. He is 7 feet long and 2 feet high at the shoulder.

The stage is set, and these two will battle it out in a competition we like to call... The Falcon Punch.
Contestants must drink one glass of punch while hackey sacking. Let's get in on the action.


Quakky is getting hackey with it, but things don't look good for Vile. Having no tongue or functional hackey sack foot is not proving good for him. It looks like this is in the bag... OH! And Vile Crocodile takes a spill. He can't get up and there's the buzzer.

We declair Quakky the winner!   Comix is always here for the battle scoop, so stay tuned!