Who wants trivia? Comix is coming back with 5 Shrew Glasses approved fun facts. So heeeeereeeee........
they are:
You are more likely to choke on a toothpick than on anything else. Well, if you're American.
Mail has been delivered by cats. Just kidding! The Belgian idea failed horribly.
All together, the average person only speaks for about 10 minutes a day.
Minonette is another name for volleyball.
And this ones for the kiddies. Refrigerate your rubber bands, kids! They'll last longer!
They say the word gullible isn't in the dictionary. Well I'm gonna go prove them wrong! Or right, I don't know. Comix out! Have a good weekend, fans! And remember: Refrigerate the bands!
Friday, August 31, 2012
Thursday, August 30, 2012
Hooray!
Because of your support, Comix Moose has made a full recovery from his careless actions. We told him to take two flights and call us in the morning. Chuckle. Thank you for your support, and also, today marks the 100th post of the Comix file! Thanks for watching, and thank goodness Friday is tomorrow!
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Battle info
In the episode ''Battle'' which inspired the battle shorts on this blog, Comix Moose is on a winning streak. Here are some rounds that he won.
Round 52: C.M vs Epic face. Competition: Don't kick the pushpin!
Round 167: C.M vs Bomba. Competition: Gargle hot sauce like a doofus.
Round 138: C.M vs Gulp Chompington. Competition: Shear terror.
Round final round: C.M vs Mhismach. Competition: The larger than life double flip stunt pit of death.
Comix Moose fails the last one. Horribly. Due to his fearlessness, he is in pretty bad shape. Only your views can save him. And right now, we are five views away. You can make a difference. Comix out!
Round 52: C.M vs Epic face. Competition: Don't kick the pushpin!
Round 167: C.M vs Bomba. Competition: Gargle hot sauce like a doofus.
Round 138: C.M vs Gulp Chompington. Competition: Shear terror.
Round final round: C.M vs Mhismach. Competition: The larger than life double flip stunt pit of death.
Comix Moose fails the last one. Horribly. Due to his fearlessness, he is in pretty bad shape. Only your views can save him. And right now, we are five views away. You can make a difference. Comix out!
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Special post
What follows is the best post in the world.
THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WORLD.
That is all. Come on, guys. You know I'd never reveal the best post in the world. Also I need a break.
Please enjoy this picture of a
sentient mop. Actually it's a rabbit.
* disclaimer * Comix is not to be held responsible for the mistaking of angora rabbits for mops.
Just come back tomorrow for some more Comix. * insert smiley face emoticon here *
THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WORLD.
That is all. Come on, guys. You know I'd never reveal the best post in the world. Also I need a break.
Please enjoy this picture of a
sentient mop. Actually it's a rabbit.* disclaimer * Comix is not to be held responsible for the mistaking of angora rabbits for mops.
Just come back tomorrow for some more Comix. * insert smiley face emoticon here *
Monday, August 27, 2012
Character of the week
Random roulette has determined that this week, Gulp Chompington is character of the week.
Appearance: Gulp is an average pirahna.
Appearance: Gulp is an average pirahna.
Appearances: Gulp makes minor appearances throughout Comix, notably in the episodes Battle and Comix tonight.
Dislikes: Meep and Derp.
Likes: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
Job: Carvit mart worker.
CARVIT MART FREEEEEEEEEE!!!
#138
And that about does it. We got a special post for you guys tomorrow, so stay tuned!
Friday, August 24, 2012
Trivia
Hello Comix fans! Today, as promised, we have five more trivia facts for you. Here they are:
Did you know that......
The lifespan of a tastebud is 10 days?
Non dairy creamer is flammable?
The forefinger is the most sensetive finger?
Did you know that......
The lifespan of a tastebud is 10 days?
Non dairy creamer is flammable?
The forefinger is the most sensetive finger?
The scientific name for the black eye is bilateral periorbital hematoma?
An average-sized aardvark weighs about 150 pounds?
If I may, I have an aardvark with bilateral periorbital hematoma that I have to treat. Got any ice? See you guys back on Monday. Comix out!
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Angry Birds roles
Hello Comix fans! If Comix ever became an Angry Birds knockoff, here are the roles that the characters would play.
Red bird: Comix Moose
Blue bird(s): Shrew Glasses
Yellow bird: Esspresso
Black bird: Epic Face
White bird: Mr. Roach
Green bird: Lazer Face
Big Bro bird: Meep and Derp
Orange bird: Fat Feigce
Pink bird: Wormo
Mighty Eagle: The elusive Mr. Blob
We are not yet sure who the pigs will be. Maybe the same. Come back tomorrow for a piping plate of trivia facts. See you then guys! From, the Comix file.
Red bird: Comix Moose
Blue bird(s): Shrew Glasses
Yellow bird: Esspresso
Black bird: Epic Face
White bird: Mr. Roach
Green bird: Lazer Face
Big Bro bird: Meep and Derp
Orange bird: Fat Feigce
Pink bird: Wormo
Mighty Eagle: The elusive Mr. Blob
We are not yet sure who the pigs will be. Maybe the same. Come back tomorrow for a piping plate of trivia facts. See you then guys! From, the Comix file.
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
I'm back
Hey guys. Comix has returned after yesterday's excursion. Now that we're back expect lots more posts. But to hold you off until tomorrow, here's an awesome prank:
Step 1: Tell a large group that the food you were making is done. ( beans, lasagna, ect. ).
Step 2: In actuality, the food just came out of the oven. Make sure it is a food that does not steam, even when cut into.
Step 3: Tell the group to dig in.
Step 4: Let the fun begin.
Well you guys have fun with that and don't forget that we'll be back tomorrow. Comix out!
Step 1: Tell a large group that the food you were making is done. ( beans, lasagna, ect. ).
Step 2: In actuality, the food just came out of the oven. Make sure it is a food that does not steam, even when cut into.
Step 3: Tell the group to dig in.
Step 4: Let the fun begin.
Well you guys have fun with that and don't forget that we'll be back tomorrow. Comix out!
Monday, August 20, 2012
Character of the week
Hello to all those still reading! Okay I'll continue.... this week we honor Miles as character of the week.
Appearance: Miles is an enormously long purple caterpillar. He has 10 legs and wears a magenta top hat. He has a face that looks something like this:
Like that, but purple with a top hat and visible hair.
Talks a mile a minute.
5 miles long.
Friends: Steve, Super R., Hareold, Tikan, K.Ko.Nutz, Blorby, Esspresso.
Esspresso's cousin.
#152.
Job: Shoe salesman.
That'll do for today. See you fans on W. day. Tomorrow I'll be at the museum. Studying. Comix out!
Appearance: Miles is an enormously long purple caterpillar. He has 10 legs and wears a magenta top hat. He has a face that looks something like this:
Like that, but purple with a top hat and visible hair.Talks a mile a minute.
5 miles long.
Friends: Steve, Super R., Hareold, Tikan, K.Ko.Nutz, Blorby, Esspresso.
Esspresso's cousin.
#152.
Job: Shoe salesman.
That'll do for today. See you fans on W. day. Tomorrow I'll be at the museum. Studying. Comix out!
Friday, August 17, 2012
Trivia
Hey guys, it's the end of the week again. Well, not really. But it's Friday so enjoy these five fun facts.
Not 1 U.S president was an only child.
Women are more likely to be right handed.
A can of SPAM is opened every 4 seconds
Rats are incapable of puking.
Hummingbirds can't walk. Helps that they're so good at flying!
Well I'm going to go make ready for a cookout! Comix out!
Not 1 U.S president was an only child.
Women are more likely to be right handed.
A can of SPAM is opened every 4 seconds
Rats are incapable of puking.
Hummingbirds can't walk. Helps that they're so good at flying!
Well I'm going to go make ready for a cookout! Comix out!
Thursday, August 16, 2012
Featured episode
This fine Tuesday our featured episode is '' This land is your landlord.''
Plot: Comix Moose comes down to the mess hall to find out that the landlord is paying a visit and if there are too many residents in the house, everyone will be kicked out. Mind you there are over 200 residents, far too many for to name. Comix Moose decides that with the help of Force Field Fred, he will keep all of his friends inside to keep from being found out. Against their will. He spends the whole episode rounding up his fellow residents behind the landlord's back. Eventually, he decides that something isn't right and demands to be let inside. Once inside everything starts to fall apart. Residents gush out of every cabinet, closet, and clock even. The door to the cellar bursts open revealing even more residents. By now the landlord is furious and kicks them all out, but later reconsiders when he realizes he's gone flat broke. Everything returns to normal, the end.
Characters present: Almost all.
Running gag: Comix Moose getting knocked up by a crowd of residents rushing by.
Tune in tomorrow for trivia. Comix out!
Plot: Comix Moose comes down to the mess hall to find out that the landlord is paying a visit and if there are too many residents in the house, everyone will be kicked out. Mind you there are over 200 residents, far too many for to name. Comix Moose decides that with the help of Force Field Fred, he will keep all of his friends inside to keep from being found out. Against their will. He spends the whole episode rounding up his fellow residents behind the landlord's back. Eventually, he decides that something isn't right and demands to be let inside. Once inside everything starts to fall apart. Residents gush out of every cabinet, closet, and clock even. The door to the cellar bursts open revealing even more residents. By now the landlord is furious and kicks them all out, but later reconsiders when he realizes he's gone flat broke. Everything returns to normal, the end.
Characters present: Almost all.
Running gag: Comix Moose getting knocked up by a crowd of residents rushing by.
Tune in tomorrow for trivia. Comix out!
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Info
Epic Face has a body, but only uses it when he gets extremely angry. It appears as a buff bod with a golden money tan.
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Countries that view us
With 500 views and counting, the Comix file has had views from a lot of places. Here they are.
We have had views from the U.S, Germany, France, Russia, Nigeria, Japan, the U.K, Malaysia, Brazil, and Indonesia.
The 500 views and counting we mentioned are actually 510. Thanks for all the views fans of the world! And stay tuned, because we'll be back tomorrow.
We have had views from the U.S, Germany, France, Russia, Nigeria, Japan, the U.K, Malaysia, Brazil, and Indonesia.
The 500 views and counting we mentioned are actually 510. Thanks for all the views fans of the world! And stay tuned, because we'll be back tomorrow.
Monday, August 13, 2012
Character of the week
You guys know the drill, it's Monday, so let us elect the character of the week. Funky Cactus, Blaboon, and Sheep are the candidates. My magic 8 ball will count the ballots. The winner is..... Funky Cactus! Blaboon got the second highest amount of votes, so he is a candidate for next week.
Appearance: Need I say it? He's a cactus. Duh.
Likes: Dancing.
Can be seen dancing at every party.
Allergic to casual banter.
Friends: Anybody who doesn't bant casually.
Job: Taking the thorns off of anyone he touches.
Note: Can also shoot thorns.
Ain't that the beans! A cactus that shoots thorns. Might want to do something about that. Comix out!
Appearance: Need I say it? He's a cactus. Duh.
Likes: Dancing.
Can be seen dancing at every party.
Allergic to casual banter.
Friends: Anybody who doesn't bant casually.
Job: Taking the thorns off of anyone he touches.
Note: Can also shoot thorns.
Ain't that the beans! A cactus that shoots thorns. Might want to do something about that. Comix out!
Sunday, August 12, 2012
The iou post
Hello Comix fans, here is the iou post that iowedu. So here it is! Today we have a list of sushi that is on the menu at the 寿司小屋 ( sushi hut. ). The Sushi hut is basically the tycoon Japanese resteraunt in the Comix world. Here's the list for you:
Hawaiian roll, Texas roll, Boston roll, California roll, Alaskan roll, New York roll, Philadelphia roll, Rainbow roll, Dragon roll, Caterpillar roll, Vegetable roll, Spider roll, Snake roll, Bath Street roll, Holiday roll, Mastercard roll, Kappa Maki, Pesto roll, Rattlesnake roll, Shrimp Killer, Las Vegas roll, Hot Night roll, Spicy Tatake roll, Scallop Volcano roll, Crazy Boy roll, Hungry roll, Energy roll, Soft Shelled Crab roll, Snowcorn roll, Baked Salmon roll, Firecracker roll, and Halifax roll.
Hawaiian roll, Texas roll, Boston roll, California roll, Alaskan roll, New York roll, Philadelphia roll, Rainbow roll, Dragon roll, Caterpillar roll, Vegetable roll, Spider roll, Snake roll, Bath Street roll, Holiday roll, Mastercard roll, Kappa Maki, Pesto roll, Rattlesnake roll, Shrimp Killer, Las Vegas roll, Hot Night roll, Spicy Tatake roll, Scallop Volcano roll, Crazy Boy roll, Hungry roll, Energy roll, Soft Shelled Crab roll, Snowcorn roll, Baked Salmon roll, Firecracker roll, and Halifax roll.
Friday, August 10, 2012
Trivia
It's Friday again and you know what that means! Five more trivia facts are coming your way. Here they are.
60 minutes is the only tv show not to have a theme song or theme tune.
100% of all lottery winners gain weight after winning.
Mel Blanc ( voice of a very famous grey rabbit ) was allergic to carrots.
38% of North America is wilderness.
Armadillos can be housebroken.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go housebreak Hoppy Harry. Comix out!
60 minutes is the only tv show not to have a theme song or theme tune.
100% of all lottery winners gain weight after winning.
Mel Blanc ( voice of a very famous grey rabbit ) was allergic to carrots.
38% of North America is wilderness.
Armadillos can be housebroken.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go housebreak Hoppy Harry. Comix out!
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Info
In the Comix episode "Bills to Pay", Epic Face is being chased by his friends because he got a 100 dollar bonus that everyone seems to want. Whilst chasing Face, they fly through the automall, each donning a bizarre mode of transportation. Who got what?
Comix Moose donned a segway with Mrs. Roach and Sgt. Pinmissle. Shrew Glasses and Shardvark had to double time it on a pogo stick with Mr. Roach. Derp got a mini helicopter, Quakky and Aardvark Mustache were rocket bound, Lazer Face rode some sort of a bicycle, and leading the way was poor Epic Face on a skateboard. They all hit a dead end and the bill flew into a woodchipper factory. The End.
Comix Moose donned a segway with Mrs. Roach and Sgt. Pinmissle. Shrew Glasses and Shardvark had to double time it on a pogo stick with Mr. Roach. Derp got a mini helicopter, Quakky and Aardvark Mustache were rocket bound, Lazer Face rode some sort of a bicycle, and leading the way was poor Epic Face on a skateboard. They all hit a dead end and the bill flew into a woodchipper factory. The End.
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Sorry!
Hey guys, we at Comix wanted to post our apoligies for missing yesterday's post. You see, our waffle delivery man got stuck in a ditch, and without waffles no one could think. You'll be happy to know that the delivery man is okay, the waffles have been delivered, and for you fans, we have an I. O. U all bigtime. As recompense, a saturday post will be issued. Effective this Saturday. As for 
today, show us out gophers!
This way to the exit ladies and gentlemen.
today, show us out gophers!This way to the exit ladies and gentlemen.
Monday, August 6, 2012
Character of the week
Hey Comix fans. Todays character of the week is number 66: Clucky.
For the photo we dug up an old baby pic. Ain't he cute!
Appearance: Clucky is a white chicken who wears a blue shirt. He wears a sash that bears his name. His tail feathers are red, green, and yellow.
He employs Comix Moose at the resteraunt he owns: The Chicken's Bucket.
Job: We just said it, didn't we?
Friends: Todd, Comix Moose on occasions.
Speaks with a rapid fire cluckccent and a western drawl.
Stay tuned to learn if Pat and Carissa are still together, or if Christopher gets voted off next time on the Comix file!
Friday, August 3, 2012
Trivia
Hey guys! It's Friday once again and we have some more trivia for you!
There are over 57 pickle varieties.
The Neanderthals had bigger brains than modern humans.
A cow was once auctioned off for $1.3 million.
You know when you can't remember a word you were going to say? That would be called lethologica.
Two headed snakes will fight the other head for food.
We'll be back on Monday. Have a nice weekend Comix fans. Oh, and the first 8 Komix Kards are done!
There are over 57 pickle varieties.
The Neanderthals had bigger brains than modern humans.
A cow was once auctioned off for $1.3 million.
You know when you can't remember a word you were going to say? That would be called lethologica.
Two headed snakes will fight the other head for food.
We'll be back on Monday. Have a nice weekend Comix fans. Oh, and the first 8 Komix Kards are done!
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Battle
Hello and welcome to another exciting installment of Battle. Round 4: Mouthless Myrtle V.S Vampire Fly. Contest: Straw Stick. Contestants must try to fit as many straws in their mouthes as they can. Wait! Myrtle doesn't have a mouth! V.Fly wins by default. Sorry guys! Comix out!
Winner! Sortof.Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Vote ( sort of )
Hello Comix fans! Today I rely on you all. Now, first thing's first: The objective.
The objective is simple. I want you to go into the comments section, and type in how many characters you think are in Comix. The person who comes closest wins. The prize is bragging rights, and getting to know that YOU are truly a Comix fan.
So get guessing!
Signed,
The Comix file.
The objective is simple. I want you to go into the comments section, and type in how many characters you think are in Comix. The person who comes closest wins. The prize is bragging rights, and getting to know that YOU are truly a Comix fan.
So get guessing!
Signed,
The Comix file.
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