Comix Comeback

One thousand apoligies for my absence! I must first say that Comix will sadly only be updating when info comes. Regardless, we begin with a new plot. Dr. Krattz finally cones to the Comix world and plots to steal back many alien characters such as David and Glimon to once again be his servants as they were before escaping through Krattz' prototype portal. Now some info. Comix moose is capable of turning a bathtub into a disco. Finally, the newest characters: Hubert, Penny, Cassius and Yamaha: 4 scientists, a water buffalo, cardinal, cassowary and dragonfly. Eyeless Trevor: A stickman whose eyes are always falling out. He is very sensitive about the subject. Blogger: An obese man constantly recording the goings on in Comix. We are not related. Monday: The most hated character of all, a meek blue monster with 2 sprigs of hair. Friday: Monday's beloved brother wearing tap shoes, shades and a beanie. King Cut: The ancient Egyptian ancestor of Skizzaz with a more rigid look and collar. That should do it for now, but expect updates when the are available.

Trivia

Tighten the sail and refasten the fallafels, Comix is back! Did you know... We can thank a wonderful man named Larry Tesler for copy and paste. (under his breath)(bless you Tesler) Britain's youngest mother was 15. (why?!) Chuck Fooping Norris was the original pick for Red on That 70's show. According to Google calculator, 42 is the answer to life the universe and everything. Lobsters were once a sign of poverty. That's all for this week! I am now going to write without correcting spelling mistakes. Is tnia froving uoi nuats? Cpmic out!

Weekly weirdos and info

I really don't have an excuse for yesterday. I kind of just forgot. ...Are you still there? I can feel your scorn. ); I apoligize for that. Defibros:Two fuzzy hamster-like creatures connected at the tail that act as a defibrilator if Eeli is unavailable. Perrytechnic: A pyromaniac parrot and associate to such hooligans as Flick and Slakko. The Onions: A group of grumpy onions in the Comix kitchen that make people miserable. The Laramies: The fire-alarms of the condos, a family of orange spherical creatures with arms that serve as the little thingy that "rings" the alarm. I may be thinking of a school bell, but kuddos to anyone who understood what I was rambling about. Chélo: 3rd cousin twice removed of Mr. Blob, a red mass of jello. Thats all for the characters, but as for info, the floorplans are being made for a Comix video game. Get excited! It might be here by the time you're 40! Comix out!

Revision

Firstly, I know I promised the characters, but I come today with an urget re-update involving the character Skorpee, a scorpion that is being redone. Instead of being a villain he is simply a video-game obsessed jerk named High-score-pion.

Comix Returns!

I'm finally done with that list and Comix is back! One plot has arrived, and the characters will be discussed tomorrow. Essentially, a cereal killer (purposely misspelled, and yes, the one from the short of the same name, has been spotted in WhereveritisComixtakesplacein, so the whole gang has to play out the whole "plane trip" plot to escape, but soon discover they're not alone. (By that I mean the killer joined them) trolololo...

Massive character update

Still not done with that list, but here is a huge update of all the characters thought up in the interim. Urman 2.0: An updated form of Urman with a shorter tail and a suit. Parry: An ant infected with the cordyceps mushroom. He is never seen moving or doing anything for that matter. SIRUS: Comix Moose's somehow sentient snap-phone. It has 4 retractable arms and a digitized face. Larry: A human scientist, even higher in position than Jelreson. Friedman: A seagull with blue eyes and a beret. Originally named French Freid. Crazy Face: Lazer Face's nemesis, a disembodied pair of pitch black lips and red eyes with flaming black hair and arms that extend out of his mouth at will. Akatik: A strange wooden Pikmin-like creature with leaves atop his head. Jeffrey the talking road cone: A talking road cone. Duh. Mind Behind: A cyborg boy in a parka, he is the reason for most all of the happenings in the Comix universe. Mistake: The only character to be in C.G.I., a snowman bodied, tie wearing, crippled, mutant-armed, one eyed monster from Chernobyl itself. That's all for now. Have a nice weekend, and Comix out!

Weekly weirdos

Taking another break from the list to give you guys a rundown of the new guys. Dr. Krattz: A strange mutated alien who, in the Comix continuity, does not exist. His main goal is to become real and make the world what he desires. Neph: One of two armed guards of the building, Neph is based on the Nephilim of Sumerian lore. Thomas: A turkey scientist studying fungi. Jelreson: Ever wonder who the big boss of all the scientists is? It's Jelreson, an extremely elderly and belligerent jellyfish. Cooté: Somewhat less elderly than Jelreson, Cooté is Clucky's many greats grandfather, a coot that hates everything under the sun. DO NOT GET HIM ANGRY. That's all for now! Comix out!