Trivia

I don't know how to start this one, so just enjoy these facts.

42% of people who graduate from college never read another book.

Did you ever repeat a word over and over until it lost meaning? That's called Jamais vu.

There is a robot scientifically designed to win rock, paper, scissors 100% of the time. Shout out to Japanese technology!

Lefties are more vulnerable to negative emotions.

French kissing for one minute burns 26 calories. The world record is 7,802 minutes, and therefore many calories were burned on that day.

Hope you enjoyed those facts! Now if only they could make a robot that fires Palawan stink badgers (See photo.)
Comix out!

Info that corresponds with yesterday's info

Shrew Glasses has a pet parakeet named Atom (Adam). He also has clones Atom X and Atom Y.

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Mr. Roach has a pet turtle named Candy Cane.


Huh. Turtle flavored.

A Comix haiku

Hello Comix fans,

A familiar mantra,

For the Comix file.       

Okay okay, I know I said no more poetry! Now for the post, which is Fanny pack of awesomeness! It would've been last week, but with the holiday and all...  This week's theme is random funny stuff! Don't forget, you can click the pics for a better view!

Here we have firefart, the inside of a computer mouse, a dangerous dog, a zombie warning, and a bluebunny pancake.

Be back tomorrow,

We will have another post,

Comix File out.

Random ideas from all over

Hello, Comix fans! As you know, Comix was out last week in observation of Thanksgiving. Now we're back with a segment (Whose title may or may not have been stolen from Reader's Digest.) in which I will discuss random ideas that will at some time be incorporated into Comix episodes, but for now we do not know what to do with.

* At one point, Comix Moose is going to stall Shrew Glasses by making him read the complete book of all invertibrates and vertibrates. So basically, every animal ever. At random intervals, it will cut from C.M's escapades to Shrew flipping through the book. We still need to figure out why Comix Moose wants to stall Shrew Glasses.

* A pet contest will be included at one point. Other details need to be developed.

* At some point or another, this line will be included: Everyone: GET THE LANDLORD!!!!!!!! The reason why and other context has yet to be added.

*Some Comix characters will make Rage Faces from time to time. Look it up, but BE WARNED! You WILL get addicted to Rage Comics.

*Finally, there will be an instance in which Comix Moose tries to avoid high tension wires in a hot air balloon. This may become a short.

That about does it for today, you guys. Comix file signing off!

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In observation of Thanksgiving, Comix will be out this week. Please enjoy the following walrus.

Trivia

Hey all you Comix fans! Did you know....

A ten gallon hat actually holds 6 pints.

Pigs dislike Mint Oreo ice cream, but love all other flavors.

Giraffes have no vocal cords.

The most recently domesticated animal is the hamster.


There is an african antelope called the oryx that growls when angry.


Oryx shown in picture. You know you're done when an antelope that can skewer lions with its horns is threatening to do the same to you. Comix out!

Comix Moose's favorites

Hello Comix fans. Today Comix Moose will be showcasing his own segment called Comix Moose's favorites. Enjoy!

Favorite food: Waffles. Or starfruit. He's a pretty lousy typist.
Favorite activity: Making balloon animals.
Favorite animal: Persian cat.
Favorite tent: Circus tent.
Favorite grocery store: The fork on the left.
Preferito lingua: Italiana.
Favorite instrument: Glockenspiel.

That's a wrap folks! Also, i'm still falling down the elevator shaft from yesterday. Comix out!

Other puppets

Hello fans! Yesterday, I told you about Gapett's backstory. Turns out all of the puppeteer's puppets were
Self aware, too. Here is a list of some of them.

*A pink bird puppet with enormous feet                    *A grey hippo                 *Ttepag, Gapett's evil twin

*A strange blue banana creature                         *What looks like a burrito with wings

*A green alien                        *A felt man with glasses and a pin          *A ghost

Now, could somebody explain to me how a PUPPET has an evil twin, or a twin in general?!
Mind you, the puppeteer had to lug all of these puppets AND SEVERAL MORE up to the 97th floor of his building. We have GOT to look into getting that elevator fixed. Seriously, I just fell down the shaft. Comix out!

Gapetteer

Backstory time! Gapett, the live action blue felt puppet with a lolling tongue, originates from a traveling puppet show. One day, the puppet master found that his strange puppet had become self aware. Worried that Gapett would steal the spotlight away from his other puppets, the man immediately cast his conscious creation into the streets, where he roamed until he met Epic Face, who was picking up a pizza at the time, after some chatter (And a cold pizza), E. Face told Gapett about the Comix apartment. In no time, Gapett was a resident, fitting in quite nicely. He and Epic have been friends since. The rest you know. Feel free to comment on which character's backstory you want to hear next!

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Did you know? Comix Moose has a pet cat named Scrabblpuss.



Triple word score!

Trivia and Fanny pack of awesomeness

This week, trivia will focus on bizarre and real hybrid animals. Enjoy!

Puma + Leopard = Pumapard.

Cow + wisent ( European buffalo ) = Zubron.

Leopard + Lion = Leopon (Which, for the record, is one of the coolest things I have ever seen. Ever.) .

Goat + Sheep = Geep.

Chicken + Chicken = Featherless chicken! After years of crossbreeding.

Also, you guys are owed a fanny pack of awesomeness, so here it is! The pictures are all  the hybrids that I mentioned. 

So that's what a featherless chicken looks like. Comix out!

Featured episode

Hello again Comix fans and intergalactic polar bears! Today I have a featured episode for you all. This week's episode is "Wake and shake: Bunny edition.''.

PLOT: Business Bunny is featured in this epidode, showcasing the many hassles he faces on his way to work.Each day he gets up, 10 minutes to his job halfway downtown. He rushes past the kitchen, drinks a glass of orange juice, brushes his teeth, hair, and pants, leaves the Comix apartment, and makes a mad dash downtown. He rushes into the building, and trys to open the elevator door. The elevator is all the way in the basement, so he is forced to pry open the doors and hurl himself into the shaft. He climbs the elevator ropes
to the floor he needs, pries the door open again, and dashes into McDonald's, just in time to grab breakfast.
Afterwards, he jumps out of the building and lands on a passing truck, which is going in the wrong direction.
Buisiness Bunny then jumps into oncoming traffic, and finally makes it downtown, only to get fired for showing up late. He then goes home. REPEAT ''PLOT''.

Characters: Buisiness Bunny, Random stick figures.

Perhaps now, I should explain Buisiness Bunny. He is a large bunny with a buisiness man suit and haircut, and a breifcase.

Comix out!

Computel Gleeches

I have good news and other good news. One, I'm back! Gleeches of the computell prevented me from posting yesterday. Also good news, I have defeated the tree kangaroo army, and prevented them from ravaging (most of ) the town! And now enjoy this joke, courtesy of the Comedy Chipmunk. I will translate.

(squeaking)

''Why is a chipmunk braver than a hen?''

(squeaking)

''He wasn't chicken!''

Ugh, that was terrible.

(squeaking)

I never said it was a good joke.

Be expecting more posts and less tree based marsupials effective tomorrow!

Character of the month

Hello, all ye who enter here and welcome to another installment of character of the month. Wait, what? Month? Apparently, Comix Moose screwed up the local listings. Now for the entirenty of November, we will be honoring.... Todd? Well that's convenient.

Appearance: Todd is an average sized brown turkey with a varying amount of  red tailfeathers. (1 to 3)

Personality: Todd is very erratic and is often seen running. He will often be the first of many people to run by in a mob.

Speaking of which, I have no more to say about Todd. Sorry bro, you're just a boring turkey.

 Also: Comix executive log, tree kangaroo apocalypse, day 4. The tree kangaroos have forced me to barricade myself in my office. I am not sure how long the door will hold them off. The slightest jesture could cause them to realize my prescence. Comix out!

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   0               Heh, sorry guys. I just found out that there are oysters that can climb trees. They live in the  
                    Carribean, f.y.i. Here are four more facts that are just as cool and/or shocking.


There is a British show in which paint drys... just paint drying.... in real time.

Smaller than the eye of a housefly, the Tanzanian parasitic wasp is the smallest winged insect.

The platypus is poisonous! Well, only males. They have a poison spur on their foot.

Every winter, the Eiffel Tower shrinks 6 inches.

In unrelated news, tree kangaroos are attempting a hostile takeover of the Comix printing/blogging office.
We're all doomed. Comix out!

A gaggle of goose heads

Exactly what it says on the tin. Anywho, today's characters are: The dolphin dozen! These 12 dolphins, Shelta, Belta, Kelta, Melta, Zelta, Pelta, Yelta, Elta, Welta, Nelta, Lelta, and Bob enjoy surfing, lounging, dancing, clothes fitting, yodeling, experimenting with facial creams, using said creams, playing tennis, laughing out loud, and, well, doing whatever it is Bob does, respectively. What a mouthful! Comix out, and come back tomorrow for trivia. Now, how do I get these geese out of here?