Reintroduction and important information

Hey guys! First of all, we're back from winter break and have 20 percent more comedy, because nobody likes dried up comedy (Or lip balm.). Also, the caption below the title has changed from ''All Comix, all the time'' so go check that out.

    In unrelated news, Comix moose has devised a guide for what to do in case of a fire in the Comix apartment building. Here it is: First, start a fire. Campfire or lighter fire will do, but a brush fire is reccomended. Now, you can expect this fire to spread out of control, but fear not! While everyone else is panicking, calmly pack up your belongings and jump out of the nearest window. Because everyone is a copycat, they will follow suit and also jump out of the windows. Next, re-enter the building and close the shutters on each window, because nobody likes a draft. Pull open some shutters and jump out of the window. Now, DO NOT CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT. A 7 story building is not worth it. Grab the hose that you put in your pocket before jumping out the window. You may need to re-enter to get the hose back. Once you have the hose, rip it to shreds and use water directly from the aqua pack you may or may not have brought with you. Congratulations! You have single-handedly stopped a fire, but it's not over yet.
(Off script.) (Audience groans.) (Back on script.) During your rescue, smoke may have gotten into your lungs, in which case oxygen must be administered. Follow the steps in the next paragraph:

Step 1: Hook the oxygen tank up to yourself and check the pressure gauge.

Step 2: Close the flow valve with the motorized gator clamp that you DIDN'T GET WHILE YOU WERE INSIDE THE BUILDING!

Step 3: Open the tank valve slowly to a half turn beyond where the regulator oil is pressurized and ensure that there is a maximum reading on the pressure gauge. Failing to do so may result in confusion or explosion.

Step 4: Before step 1, add nitrogen to the tubing.

Step 5: See step 9.

Step 6: Ingnore steps 5 and 9.

Now you know.


Well, that was certainly interesting, Comix Moose. Come back tomorrow for trivia.


Update! The title caption thing isn't working. I don't know why, but I'll try to fix it.