Battle stations

In one episode, Cartman is approaching the building in a lightning storm, and in a fit of early castles, Quentin boards up the door and everyone is ready to throw stones and toss down boiling oil.

Costumes!

With Halloween on the way here in the states, here are the costumes of several Comix characters. London B. Fallin: Frankestein's Monster. Snobowl: 80's afro guy. Heizmos Morton Royce and Lenny: Zombie hoard. Epic Face: Jack o' lantern. Shorp: Package to Montevideo. Elder Waffle: Murder Victim. Epic Waffle: Murderer. Laughing Pickle: Steampunk pickle. Quakky: Referee. Boo! Comix out!

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Snobowl's headband covers a massive afro made of snow. An afsno, if you will. He pretty much just has to dye it rainbow colors for an instant Halloween costume.

Weekly weirdos and trivia

Well, this week's characters are finally out. They are... Sootface mc Carrotnose: A snowman made of only one snowball. Have to wonder who was asleep in the naming department. (offscreen: Whazzat Steven? It WAS me? oh.) Yeah,gonna hand out some pink slips for that one. Birdman: A large cardinal like bird with the size and stature of a man. Has wings and hands, like a bat. Mortarmer: Snobowl's cousin who fought in the Gnome Beach Dravesty. He resembles his cousin but more rigid and always holding a rocket belt and 3 mortars. Dishard: One of the building's satellite dishes that came to life for some reason. Oak: An oak leaf rattlesnake allied with Shrew and the other scientists. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now, the trivia. Mosquitoes are duel offenders. They will actually urinate on you after they suck your blood. An Ecuadorian swing sits on the edge of a cliff. It has no safety rails either. The U.S. has the highest minimum drinking age in the world. And they say America has problems. Without a point of reference, no human can walk a straight line. The Library of Congress is archiving every Tweet on record. Well, I was going to wrap up with a picture of a mosquito, but for some reason pasting no longer works. Why me? Comix out!

Cartman update

Cartman will eventually make enough earnings to purchase a mansion plagued with black magic protectance. The mansion drips with ghosts, devil plants and other ghastly occurences. The mansion changes based around Cartman's command.

Evil mountain

Only one idea has come to light: Mr. Volcano. He is a living volcano with a longstanding rivalry with mountain man. Hopefully more will be discovered soon.

Life leecher

Hey guys, Comix here with a breif post explaining a new character. Some ideas were concieved by our executives and hopefully they will be pitched to me tomorrow so I can write about them.

Leechy: An abnormally large leech. His distinguishing feature is that, while most leeches drain blood, if Leechy clamps on to you, he will drain your personality, leaving an emotionless husk behind. If he is set on fire, he will release the personality. A plot point in one episode is him draining everyone's personality.

That's all for Leechy, so I'll...

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Every member of team spirit has a badge signifying this.

Trivia and Entity

Yes, I'm back again.

An hour of sleep will heed 10 hours of energy.

In 1997, a game of tug-of-war severed 2 men's limbs.

Ants have graveyards for their deceased.

The super mushrooms in Mario are based on the Amanita Muscaria mushroom.

Speaking of the plumber, he was apparently Donkey Kong's owner, and the ape was so mistreated that he went on a rage and stole Peach.

Childhood ruined.

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pancake.

...Ah. yes! Entity! Entity is a new character, a stick figure from space, with tentacles. That's about it.



HOERS

Weekly weirdos

This week's weirdos are...

Slitherydee: The mythical beast of legend, a massive sea serpent, Cartman's only original character. Can only be summoned by reciting the beast's rhyme backward.

Mountain Man: A mountain man. Derp. His job is to stand behind the buildings and look majestic.

Renald: A living bar stool that resides in the Comix cafe. He does not allow people to sit on him after a traumatic experience at a fat camp.

Varnum: A vampiric blob with a top hat. He seems to be on good terms with the gang.

Dominique: A four legged blue monster with stickman arms and a construction hat. You guessed it, he's a construction worker.

That's all, but I must aploigize for yesterday. Blasted meetings! Comix out!

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A little devil often comes to Earth to torment Shrew Glasses, but is relatively harmless, if not as bad as Trolling Troll.

New ghost and trivia

So, a major break has come through! Heizmos, Morton, Royce, and Lenny will be adding a 5th ghost to Team Spirit: Moltos. This orange ghost is the perfect killing machine, utilizing fire, electricity, and tentacles.

Now, the moment you've all been waiting for!

Ohio outlaws running out of gas.

Try to count how many times you swallow during a meal. It will most likely be around 295!

Men, have you kissed your wife this morning? TRICK QUESTION. IF YOU ARE ON THIS SITE YOU PROBABLY DON'T HAVE A WIFE. But seriously, if you do, kiss her. You've been scientifically proven to live longer.

Monopoly was originally circular.

If a wolverine was the size of a bear, it would be the most powerful animal on the planet.

Don't be sad about the no wife thing, forever alones. Enjoy the weekend, along with the rest of you!

Slooooooowwwww

Hey guys, just here to post quick. Everything is going slowly in Comix, and really the only news is the introduction of Mista Pie, a literal pizza man and a colleague of Elder Waffle. That's about all.

Weekly weirdos

This one got posted a bit late, but let's just start anyway.

Kid Randolph: The youngest of a group of economically powerful gerbils that are none too pleasant to be around.

Mr. Randolph: Kid Randolph's dad, a gerbil with a bowl haircut.

Sir Randolph: Mr. Randolph's dad, a gray haired gerbil and the oldest Randolph.

Nitsugami: An intricately designed paper crane that features a color scheme of yellow and tan on red.

Stumpkin: A weedy little pumpkin who, in one episode, is assisted in becoming a stagecoach that is also little.

So, that's about all for this fine hump day in Comix!
                     
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Cartman update

This just in! Cartman's last name is Peggleworth.

Also, his great great many great grandfather was the founder of the oringinal Comix building. I'm going to end the post here so you can wrap your head around that twist.

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A group of notorious pigs called the Ham Gang occasionally ravage the buildings.

Trivia

Laxative tadpole.

The man who commisioned the Mona Lisa refused ownership of it.

Wooden clarinets are always made from granadilla wood.

Camels are born without humps.

Turkeys are named so for the country it was assumed they came from.

In Florida, it is illegal not to tell your neighbor that their house is on fire. Dafluff?


Hump day!!!



Enjoy the weekend, guys! Comix out!

Random Plot

This is the plot for the episode "Something Pickle This Way Comes". One day, a mysterious man comes to the buildings and demands that the laughing pickle be reclaimed to him. Turns out, L.P. is literally a perfect pickle, with symmetrical bumps and everything. There is, however, one flaw. He needs to be soaked for 5 more minutes and, according to the man, "Consumed properly.". When the gang refuses to hand over Pickle, he snatches the laugher and runs. From here on in it is an epic race against the clock to avoid a vinegar-y grave.

Edit!

I have made a clerical error. It turns out that the alcolytes are actually referred to as Furmen, and they carry miscellanious jobs through all the buildings.

Weekly Weirdos

Yep. More characters.

The Screaming Librarian:  A librarian bird with small glasses and a habit for extreme hypocrisy. She screams frequently, but always enforces the quiet law. Works in one of the Comix condos' library.

Alcolytes: Small holographic-colored bird men/plague doctors that serve as underworkers to The Screaming Librarian. They do not speak, there are around 20 of them, and they visibly fear her.

Ward: A loon scientist who works on miscellanious items with Shrew.

Jackie: A jogging ghost-thing who doesn't really live in any of the buildings, but just sort of jogs around outside.

Doge: A derpy shiba inu dog that can be seen roaming the halls of one of the buildings.






Doge seen here.

I am literally drowning in characters. blarblearb b;ardb whatevs. Comix out!