Weekly weirdos and trivia

Well, this week's characters are finally out. They are... Sootface mc Carrotnose: A snowman made of only one snowball. Have to wonder who was asleep in the naming department. (offscreen: Whazzat Steven? It WAS me? oh.) Yeah,gonna hand out some pink slips for that one. Birdman: A large cardinal like bird with the size and stature of a man. Has wings and hands, like a bat. Mortarmer: Snobowl's cousin who fought in the Gnome Beach Dravesty. He resembles his cousin but more rigid and always holding a rocket belt and 3 mortars. Dishard: One of the building's satellite dishes that came to life for some reason. Oak: An oak leaf rattlesnake allied with Shrew and the other scientists. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now, the trivia. Mosquitoes are duel offenders. They will actually urinate on you after they suck your blood. An Ecuadorian swing sits on the edge of a cliff. It has no safety rails either. The U.S. has the highest minimum drinking age in the world. And they say America has problems. Without a point of reference, no human can walk a straight line. The Library of Congress is archiving every Tweet on record. Well, I was going to wrap up with a picture of a mosquito, but for some reason pasting no longer works. Why me? Comix out!