2.0

This blog is ready to undergo extreme transformation. The Comix file is going to be a blog exclusively about Comix characters as of tomorrow. Just think: 5 to 6 characters of the week every week! This week's characters are:

Peep

Flerp

Meep

And Derp.

Maybe Peanut if there's a Saturday post.

So be expecting a rubdown on Peep the Rhino tomorrow.  The same site, twice the characters! Comix out.

Trivia boatload

Did you know that as of today, the Comix file has updated its trivia segment. There will now be five facts each episode. Let's get started!


Mosquitoes are attracted to the color blue.

Koalas are the only non-human beings that leave fingerprints.

Porcupines float in water for some reason.

It takes about 15 seconds for a chicken to fail miserably at flying.

A bat's dominant side is its left side.

Featured short

Land ho! Comix file is back with the downlow! Don't be slow! Today we are dishing up a serving of featured short. The short is called ''Kitten boat''.

Synoposis: A bunch of cats float by in a sailboat.

Cats: Maple, Scotch, Butter, Syrup.

Facts: Wipe scene.  All cats shown belong to Mrs. Waffle.  All the cats are named after breakfast toppings.


Who doesn't like cats or waffles? Comix signing off. Toodles.

Featured creature

Hey guys! Comix is coming back with a new segment called featured creature. In this segment, one lucky animal on Comix will be featured in its own post. Today's animal is the seagull.


Known characters that are seagulls: N/A.


Enemies: Mr. Cockroach, random humans.


Hobbies: Eating Mr. Cockroach, picking bones dry, going to fast food restaraunts, root beer.

Misc: Featherweight and featherheight.


All of this and a side of fries. Comix out!

I like trains

Hi Comix fans today we will....    I like trains.  No no no no w....  


CRASH.

Sadly, this was the fate of a mini moose in Ben's newest post. See it here:

http://www.bensblogforboys.blogspot.com/

I am also recieving word that there is a flamingo thief on the loose. This unknown marauder is burgling lawn flamingos all around the state. Is your ornithologist safe? And now Dario with the weather:

We are expecting a cold sn... I like trains. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....

Screeeeeeeee!  

Apparently the train ran out of fuel before it could hit anybody. Hey Randy, come out of the bathroom ya baby!

Ugh, guess I gotta pull him out. Comix out!

Results

If you saw last week's abilitizer, then you probably know that today I will tally the views for ''Intro''.
And the number of views is..... 4.  Wow. Well, as you know, you needed to have at least 10 views for anything. So you get nothing, YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY SIRS.




Just kidding. Here's todays trivia:  Pearls dissolve in vinegar. Don't tell Clamthony. Poor guy would be shell shocked. Tee hee. Joke.


Well, thanks for trying to get the views up there, signed, the Comix file.

Battle

Are you ready to rumble?!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!!! The Comix battle has returned. Today's random matchup is........

Quakky   V.S    Vile Crocodile!!!

Stats: Quakky is a 40 year old mallard who weighs 22 pounds and is 1 foot tall.

In the other corner, Vile Crocodile is a 37 year old Croc with a bad additude. He is 7 feet long and 2 feet high at the shoulder.

The stage is set, and these two will battle it out in a competition we like to call... The Falcon Punch.
Contestants must drink one glass of punch while hackey sacking. Let's get in on the action.


Quakky is getting hackey with it, but things don't look good for Vile. Having no tongue or functional hackey sack foot is not proving good for him. It looks like this is in the bag... OH! And Vile Crocodile takes a spill. He can't get up and there's the buzzer.

We declair Quakky the winner!   Comix is always here for the battle scoop, so stay tuned!