Figures update

Hey guys! Comix here coming with an update of the Comix mini figures, more specifically some size details.

The figures aren't exactly scale model, as they each stand 1/2 to 1 inch tall.

They vary in width but are approxamately 1 inch wide.

On their bottom sides, their name and number are engraved.

Now, I know that's not really alot, but I must make ready for a museum trip on Friday, but worry not! Before I leave in the morning I will do a breif trivia post. Or do trivia tomorrow and info on Friday. I don't exactly know yet. But I will find out and the week will run normally. As for now, Comix file signing off!

Trivia

It's that time of the week yet again, so let's get right in to this batch of factoids!

Honey badgers reportedly kidnap baby cheetahs. They just don't care!

Also about honey badgers, they can withstand blows via machetes, arrows, and spears. Ladies and gentlemen, the Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom.

Ironically, the smallest bird in Britain (the firecrest) weighs as much as a teaspoonful of sugar. I could burst into song about that, but you are all safe from that. For now.

Leonardo da Vinci often bought caged animals and set them free thereafter. That's a concept I can get behind!

In Japan it is now illegal to be overweight. ... ... ...

"I'm the smallest bird in Bri..." "I DON'T CAAAAAAARREEE!!!!!"

Well, he should care that the week is over. And as for you Comixers, come back on Monday for more Comix, and little to no juniper berries.

Fanny pack

There is a baby crying next door and I can't focus, so let's post this quickly.

Por... (Gets distracted by baby crying.)

This week's photos are p...(Distraction.)

...(Distraction.)

(Baby is quiet.)

PORCUPINES!






Wait, these are HEDGEHOGS!!! Oh well. Even cuter, if you ask me.
I do not own these, all rights to their original owners, click for better views, etc.

Count hedgy: Be aware, be prepared. Also, come back tomorrow for trivia!

Weekly weirdos

I am a dancing juniper berry and it is time for Weekly weirdos. Also, these characters are no longer in numerical order.

Eggbot: A large robot, obviously shaped like an egg. A mysterious man operates Eggbot from the inside.

Giovanni: A fox that thinks he is a wolf. He is not. He is not a dancing juniper berry. I am a dancing juniper berry.

Bloess: An elephant that, unlike most elephants, has wings for ears and flies around like a juniper berry. A dancing juniper berry.

Darko: A seedy shady black bat that sells magic beans. "MAGIC".

Legs: A rattlesnake with anxiety issues that lives in a turtle shell. He loops in and out of the limb holes, fostering the illusion of legs.

Well , as we dancing juniper berries say, ....
dsngAJLkuseuoiq//.1;!!!1

Sorry, guys. The juniper berry tribe took over Comix inc., and I just punched out Lord Juniperberry. Turns out, dancing juniper berries are far more efficient at hostile takeovers than tree kangaroos. Anyway, that juniper goof did the post for me! Dancing Comix berries out!

Info

Did you know? Another popular drink in the Comix universe, aside from Slurpees and peach cola, is Cactus Pop, which I'm pretty sure is just a cactus with a straw stuck in it. That can't have gone over well with The Funky Cactus. Still, he appears to be a saguaro, and the Pop seems to be made from prickly pears.


I do not own this picture.

Return and important updates

We are back! As for the sudden decrease in posts, I recently recieved some very sad news, and had to spend a few days cooling down. This may be getting tedious, but I assure you that The Comix File is back on track. As for the important updates, Pop Comix is resigning. I will be the first to admit that it was a pretty dumb concept. But with resignation comes rebirth. Weekly Weirdos will be able to live up to its name and will occur once a week. Trivia and Info are also staying, along with Tripler, Fanny Pack, and the occasional Character of the Week, if a character is major enough. And a slew of new characters have been created, so there's no shortage of material! Prepare for Eggbots, bats, and flying elephants. All of this is coming up on The Comix File, so stay tuned!

See us off, Comedy Chipmunk!

*incoherent chittering*

Haha, this guy! Comix signing off

Intermission

Due to matters too sad to explain, Comix is resigning for several days.