Trivia

I don't know how to start this one, so just enjoy these facts.

42% of people who graduate from college never read another book.

Did you ever repeat a word over and over until it lost meaning? That's called Jamais vu.

There is a robot scientifically designed to win rock, paper, scissors 100% of the time. Shout out to Japanese technology!

Lefties are more vulnerable to negative emotions.

French kissing for one minute burns 26 calories. The world record is 7,802 minutes, and therefore many calories were burned on that day.

Hope you enjoyed those facts! Now if only they could make a robot that fires Palawan stink badgers (See photo.)
Comix out!

Info that corresponds with yesterday's info

Shrew Glasses has a pet parakeet named Atom (Adam). He also has clones Atom X and Atom Y.

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Mr. Roach has a pet turtle named Candy Cane.


Huh. Turtle flavored.

A Comix haiku

Hello Comix fans,

A familiar mantra,

For the Comix file.       

Okay okay, I know I said no more poetry! Now for the post, which is Fanny pack of awesomeness! It would've been last week, but with the holiday and all...  This week's theme is random funny stuff! Don't forget, you can click the pics for a better view!

Here we have firefart, the inside of a computer mouse, a dangerous dog, a zombie warning, and a bluebunny pancake.

Be back tomorrow,

We will have another post,

Comix File out.

Random ideas from all over

Hello, Comix fans! As you know, Comix was out last week in observation of Thanksgiving. Now we're back with a segment (Whose title may or may not have been stolen from Reader's Digest.) in which I will discuss random ideas that will at some time be incorporated into Comix episodes, but for now we do not know what to do with.

* At one point, Comix Moose is going to stall Shrew Glasses by making him read the complete book of all invertibrates and vertibrates. So basically, every animal ever. At random intervals, it will cut from C.M's escapades to Shrew flipping through the book. We still need to figure out why Comix Moose wants to stall Shrew Glasses.

* A pet contest will be included at one point. Other details need to be developed.

* At some point or another, this line will be included: Everyone: GET THE LANDLORD!!!!!!!! The reason why and other context has yet to be added.

*Some Comix characters will make Rage Faces from time to time. Look it up, but BE WARNED! You WILL get addicted to Rage Comics.

*Finally, there will be an instance in which Comix Moose tries to avoid high tension wires in a hot air balloon. This may become a short.

That about does it for today, you guys. Comix file signing off!

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In observation of Thanksgiving, Comix will be out this week. Please enjoy the following walrus.

Trivia

Hey all you Comix fans! Did you know....

A ten gallon hat actually holds 6 pints.

Pigs dislike Mint Oreo ice cream, but love all other flavors.

Giraffes have no vocal cords.

The most recently domesticated animal is the hamster.


There is an african antelope called the oryx that growls when angry.


Oryx shown in picture. You know you're done when an antelope that can skewer lions with its horns is threatening to do the same to you. Comix out!