Thursday, January 31, 2013

Komix Kards info

If and when the Comix character trading cards are released, there will be 10 cards per pack: 5 commons, 3 uncommons, and 2 rares. Occasionally, there will be 1 rare and 1 ultra rare. Upon release, the cards will debut in The U.S., where packs will sell for 1 to 2 dollars each. Finally, there is the ranking of rarity: Commons have character numbers that end in 1, 2, and 3, uncommon's numbers end in 4, 5, and 6, rare characters have numbers ending in 7, 8, and 9, and ultra rares have numbers ending in 0.

The only reason Comix Moose is a common is that everyone should have the card of the main character.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

A gaggle of goose heads

As foretold yesterday! This post, that is. ....Yes. On with it.

#193: Leopardo: A plush leopard that serves as another real world mascot. An animated version has been shown. He likes fishing and hanging out in lunch bags.

#194: Shelldon: The third real world mascot. Obviously very sluggish, but means well.

#195: Cuboid: A robotic mood ring with a face. His face is located on a box on legs with no arms, and he has a smaller box on top of this box. BOXCEPTION!

#196: Mr. Fallafel: The enemy of Mr. Epic Waffle. The two always try to outdo each other, while Elder Waffle just watches. Happily watches. With popcorn. Mr. Fallafel also pushes Eeli's tank.

And finally, you heard about him yesterday, you know him, you love him...

#197: Moosen: The origninal real world mascot of Comix. An animated version of him is hidden in every episode.
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Shown from left to right are Leopardo, Shelldon, and Moosen.



Well that does it for now! As Moosen would say "See you Comixers later"!

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Pokecomix

Hey Comixers! Now, first of all, say what you want, but I have to say that I'm a Pokemon fan. No, not one of those "Has played every game and collected every card" kind of guy, just kind of a mild hobby. Anyways, today I thought I'd present a special post describing the 7 main Comix characters as Pokemon.

Comix Moose: Sawsbuck, Summer form.

Mr. Roach: Joltik.

Shrew Glasses: Sandshrew. Don't tell me you didn't see that one coming!

Epic Face: Voltorb.

Lazer Face: Forretress. No particular reason for this choice.

Esspresso: Doduo.

Elder Waffle: Waffle-chu.

Also, yesterday's post didn't have the caption, so here it is: Where a kid can be a squid (Not.).

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Speaking of which, this is Moosen, our real world mascot.

Monday, January 28, 2013

Character of the week

The time is upon us once again, and this time is the time that we introduce a new character!
Meet number 192: Eeli.

Appearance: Eeli is a yellow, thunderbolt-shaped electric eel. He is inside a small rubber tank on wheels, with his head sticking out.

Behaviors: Can and will shock people if they make stupid desicions, insult someone, or if he just feels like it. Occasionally fries his electrocution gland and shocks himself. May also shock himself if startled, as the thunderbolt he produces will bounce off the rubber tank and hit him.

Likes bad jokes.

Uses: Can be used as a defibrilator, and as a reality checker.

His tank is pushed by a character who will be mentioned later this week...

Eeli frequently mentions his cousin Moraytcio, who has yet to be seen.

Friends: Slips, Epic Face, the Epic Gang.

His name is a portmanteau of eel and Eli.

Well, that's all for today. Shocking, I know. Still, Comix will be back tomorrow, as usual. See that? "Shocking". You know, wordplay. Random fish skeleton made of symbols: (*####{

Friday, January 25, 2013

Trivia

Did you know? It's Friday yet again, and Comix is comin' at ya with 5 more fun facts!

It is impossible to kill an ant by dropping it from any height.

Cookie Monster's real name is Sid.

Millipedes have a maximum of 750 legs.

The blue Twitter bird is named Larry. Heh. Larry Bird. It's clever.
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Althaiophobia is the fear of marshmallows.


If I had to guess, I'd say that the ants in this picture probably aren't Althaiophobes.
Even if they are, at least they won't die if they fall off the 'mallow.

Keep on keeping on and have a nice weekend, guys! Comix will return with a NEW CHARACTER on Monday!

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Fanny pack of awesomeness

It's back! It's the fanny pack! It's here! Never fear! Why am I rhyming when I should be showing you some pics? Don't forget tSee full size imageo click them for a better view, anSee full size imaged all credit goes to tSee full size imageheir original owSee full size imageners!    

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Shown here are some cute marshmallows, the best gumballs ever, the most awesome taxidermy ever, Cookie Monster's online dilemma, and some other cuties, namely two alpacas.
As a bonus, I will now name all the animal parts of the hybrid taxidermy in the picture: It has the head of a hornbill, a neck made from fur of the chital deer, the back legs and tail of a goat, the lower body and front legs of an oryx, the tail feathers of a Lady Amherst's pheasant, and several random manes and hairs thrown in.

That's all for now, but trivia is waiting in the wings for tomorrow! Comix out!

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Today in Comix

( News show music playing. ) Tonight: More on the striking back of Batboy, and a hands on encounter of the close kind. ( Shuffles papers on desk, music stops. ) But now, our top story: Security camera records daily goings-on in the Comix building, results confirmed. Today, Shrew Glasses was caught stealing all the carrots from the fridge, the Epic possey illegally skateboarded through the building, about 5 angry mobs were recorded, and a window was broken by an object revealed to be a rock. The thrower remains unknown. And now, the weather.

What, you thought this was a real post? This is actually a prototype, and it will become a regular post if you guys comment, saying that it should become a post. If made real, the post will be longer than the section above this section. At least 20 comments must be made, you can only vote once, and submissions close February 1st! Also, this week's Monday post didn't have a weekly caption, but it has been fixed!

UPDATE: It would help if I told you that you must have a Google account to comment.