Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Commercial gone wrong

The following is a shameless fake plug for Krispy's Weevil Nibblerz.

Hey, you! Yeah, you with the shirt! Ever crave the home baked taste of weevil but don't want to bend over backwards to find one? Of course not! That's why I invented Krispy's Weevil Nibblerz. Now get all the joy of eating a bug combined with the whimy of snack food!

With over 60,000 flavors, including Zesty Grain Weevil, Spicy Root Weevil, Tangy Giraffe Weevil, and Mild Boll Weevil, Krispy's Weevil Nibblerz are truly the snack of kingbirds!

And now, to further solidify your odds of buying Krispy's Weevil Nibblerz, an unbiased (As far as you know) customer's opinion:

*Tweet*

Well, let's prove that guy wrong! Drop by a local foodstore and prove that Krispy's isn't just for the birds!

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