J-movie, jokes, and a jeriatric jellyfish

Hello and welcome to this lovely Dos De Mayo. Rounding off today's tripler is a J-movie plotline, with the j standing for  (read this with a fast voice!) "Just because this rips off the B-movie does not mean we are affiliated with this movie catagory or even have a fondness of b or bees. BlahblahblahPIE"

The plot is as follows:  One day, Comix Moose leaves a can of grape soda on the counter for Mr. Roach, who spends the entire episode trying to get to the can, dodging cats, potted plants and renegade pickle-jars.
After all that, as opposed to a victory, Shrew Glasses walks in and drinks the can. Oh, the non-existant irony.

And now a joke, performed by Shrew Glasses as Teacher, and Mr. Roach as Student.

Teacher: If you have 1 dollar and ask your father for another, how much do you have?
Student: 1 dollar.
Teacher: Clearly, you do not know math.
Student: Clearly, you do not know my father.
Rimshot!

Finally, a jeriatric jellyfish.

The aptly named immortal jellyfish is the only known animal capable of reverting back to its youngest form and repeating its lifecycle indefinitely. The immortal jellyfish can only die if eaten or killed.


If we could harness the ability of the immortal jellyfish, modern science would be revolutionized, but that is a project for another day, and trivia is a project for tomorrow, so see you Comix  cravers tomorrow!