Trivia

I just woke up, and the train leaves in 2 hours, so this post must be quick. Also, this post was typed on a mobile device, so there will be no spaces in between facts. Somebody please tell me if there is a way to fix that. Fact 1: Blowtorching Pepto Bismol will result in a hunk of metal. Fact 2: There's enough water pressure in one onion cell to make a steam engine explode! Fact 3: Manatees have vocal chords enabling them to possess human speech, but they are not put to good use because manatees have no ears with which to hear the sounds, therefore they go about their lives speechless. Fact 4: The dvorak keyboard is 20 times faster and more efficient than qwerty. Fact 5: Female pigeons must be in company to be able to lay eggs. Even a single other pigeon will do, but they can't lay eggs alone. So, that's all for this week, and be sure to come back for another week of Comix!