Info

Heizmos, Morton, Royce, and Lenny collectively refer to themselves as '' Team Spirit.''
See what we did there?

Massive post

Pardon yesterday's no show, but the entire team is working now. Characters and plots are being created at an alarming rate! We will start this massive post with some of the characters.

Floxten: An evil elf similar to Vincent. He is allied with Ross and serves as his prime source of bail money.

Trolling Troll: A tiny troll whose sole purpose is to cause suffering and flame others. He wears a gold chain around his neck.

Professor Euctis: Allied with Shrew, and the professor of sleep research, a koala in a nightgown.

Crawford: A crab scientist that studies the pain threshold.
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Next up, a plot:
Season 4 finale: Comix Moose wakes up one morning to discover that everyone, except for himself, Epic Face and Heizmos have mysteriously dissapeared. They trace what little evidence they have to Cartman and his cronies, who have seized a paddleboat and are keeping everyone incarcerated inside it. Before they can rescue everyone, however, Heizmos vanishes and reappears behind bars. Upon picking the lock to Skizzaz's cage, the latter runs around freeing everyone by biting the bars down. After an evacuation, Comix Moose squares off agains Cartman's gang. He employs sharp wits and manages to utilize a life raft right before the paddleboat, with Cartman and his crew inside, crashes into a dock and is blown to bits. Comix Moose rejoins everyone on a large, almost cruise ship like boat. However, the return back is no cruise, as the whole misadventure veered them wildly off couse. Upon returning home, Comix Moose and the others are shocked to find their buildings burned to a crisp and crumbling. They discover an elf hat and some pencil shavings at the scene of the crime...
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Finally, some trivia:

315 entries in the 1996 Webster's Dictionary were misspelled.

After sunset, it is illegal to walk backwards in Devon, C.T.

There is a popcorn museum in Ohio!

The only solid colored flag is that of Libya

Some seals are actually prone to seasickness. Can't imagine how hard that must be on them.
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Clearly, this seal is living for today. Have a nice weekend!

Weekly weirdos

I know the last Weirdos were a few days ago, but a fresh batch has already been concieved. The first 3 were created by yours truly, and the last 2 by Rhys. All of them are part of the scientist organization with Shrew and the others.

Hooper: Easily the dumbest of the scientists, Hooper is a great horned owl who only shows a remote amount of intelligence.

Carpmann: A carp scientist with a waterproof lab coat. He lives in a fish bowl that gets wifi and is currently working on constructing a set of human lungs for himself.

Mongkowski: This mongoose scientist has made great strides in the field of burrowing inventions.

Sir Cat: One of two benefactors and sponsors of the scientist group, a cat wearing spectacles and a suit with colors inverted from those of the regular lab coat (His is black with a white tie.). He has a ball of yarn on his head which serves as a constant source of bewilderment for him.

Reginald Pondhopper: The second benefactor, a toad with the same suit as Sir Cat. His jumping abilities, however, are questionable. As is his craving for flying insects, which has, how to put this, opened up a few job spots.

Once again, that will be all. See you all later! Comix out!

Cartman update

More info about that no good Cartman has come to light. It turns out that he and all of his knock-off characters do, in fact, live in a popcorn cart. I lol at this. Lol.

In addition, a Derp ripoff, named Herp, has been discovered.

So has a Stick Steve ripoff, Stick Frank.

With these characters, it is surprising that the cart has space for everyone. Well, it does. Barely. I lol again. Lol.

I lol, and yet they are still more popular than Comix. Anti lol. Comix out!

Info

Comix Moose, despite appearing naked, wears clothes that are the same color as his fur.

Weekly Weirdos

The following characters were concieved by Rhys. Also, I apoligize for no trivia today, but this is a bit more urgent.

Urman: A holographic green hamster with a small mouse-like tail.

Mysterious Character: Nothing is known about him. Let's keep it that way!

Raging Robot: A hacking device in the form of a microchip with a face and jetpack. Created by the nefarious rip off artist Cartman to track the Comix characters and make rip offs of them. He went haywire and rampages around, hence his name.
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These two (Plus a bonus 1) were concieved by I.

Boomer: A 4 legged ball with a face. He is sometimes tossed like a boomerang, and is a messenger for the group.

Brice: Frigid Phil's best friend, a frozen fish that can apparently think and all that. Still, who in Comix has enough brain to blow their nose? (Rimshot.)  Hey yo!!!!

Cro Magma: A blob of prehistoric magma weilding a club. Thousands of years of cooling has made him harmless to touch.

So, in conclusion of another week, Comix out, and... stuff. PACHOOO!!!

FOOOOSH!!

Fanny pack

I am still falling. Let's get to the pictures.





Enjoy these hoverpets! I do not own these pictures, etc.

Looks like these guys have no trouble when falling, unlike me-

CRRRRRAAAAAASHHHSSHHSHSHHH!!!!!!!!1!!

( rubble falling )

Random plot

This week's random unbranched plot is for the season 3 finale. It starts with a panned out shot of the Earth drying out, and the sun burning out and expanding. Back on Earth, panicked humans, animals, and Comix characters are disintegranting rapidly. Through all the madness, Comix Moose and a new clock like character, currently unnamed, escape through a time vortex. Comix Moose directly addresses the viewer and explains the story thus far: A new character arrives at the building, with the ability to warp time, but with a pleasant disposition otherwise. From the start, Ross seems interested in the guy, and keeps stalking him for an unknown purpose. It is then revealed that if he can jam the clock, he can warp time at his will, and wishes to use this to burn out the sun. In a moment of surprise, he seizes the oppritunity and jams the clock, escaping through a vortex. Shrew Glasses explains the danger, and C.M. and Random Guy escape through the same warp. This brings us back to the introduction scene, and the flashback ends.

Part 2 of this description will come when it is concieved.

Unrelated info

Shrew Glasses' cousin Benji runs an alpaca farm. Also, I have officially stopped putting "Did you know?" at the beginning of every info. It's starting to get tedious.

Info

Did you know? The Comix building(s) partake in picture day once annually. Getting everyone together for the group photo is the true ordeal.

Trivia

I hate auto correct and now it is time for trivia!

Fold a $1 bill correctly and it will read "Trust No One."

South Korea has a Forever Alone Day.

All the characters in Toy Story blink one eye at a time.

A swan could die of a broken heart if it loses its mate.

Cutting a rose stem 4 times vertically and soaking each part in a different colored dye will heed a rainbow rose!

So, yeah. That's about all. Also, the hawk from yesterday is still flying around with me and the laptop. Comix ou-


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One episode will feature a deranged fan of Comix who attempts to piggy back off of Comix's popularity. He enforces an army of fraud characters. They are...

Comix Deer

Angry Roach

P.U. Glasses

Elder Pancake

The Hollering Pickle

And an unnamed Heizmos rip off.

The gang fight back with originality, and ultimately win their title back.

THE END.

But not really. I would also like to share two 10 second shorts.

"The Danger of Being a Small Person With a Small Dog"

Plot: The title flashes, with an annoucer reading it off. Directly afterward, we see a small stick figure walking a small fluffy dog of indeterminate species. Thereafter, a stylized red tailed hawk grabs the dog and the stick figure with it. The stick figure hangs on to the leash for dear life, the title flashes again, and the skit ends.

"The Expendables"

Plot: Much like the previous skit, the title flashes at the beginning, and then cuts to 4 stick figures. Abruptly, two are hit by a meteor, and one inexplicably explodes. The title flashes one more time, and the skit ends.

The hawk can be seen in the background of various episodes, still carrying the dog and owner. Fortunately, I am not small enough to worry about haw-

Random plot

Comix Moose will, in one episode, become in charge of fire inventory and go overboard, casting everyone away.

Info

Did you know? Listening closely to any tv in Comix will reveal some very strange things. For example, in one episode, some characters are talking near a tv. If one listens in, the channel is a news station reporting that a peacock exploded and killed 7 people.

Weekly Weirdos

I have run out of ways to start posts, so, yeah.

The Chanchus: A number of medium sized golden toads based on an ancient Chinese seismograph. It is uncertain just how many of them there are, but we assume there are anywhere from 5 to 12.

Guy in the Sky: An ENORMOUS man riding around in a cloud. He is easily one of the largest characters, but this is unofficial, as he can shrink and grow as he pleases.

Samson: A strange 2 headed purple humanoid. We avoided cliche by making each head equally dumb!

Snoa: A large semi-frozen white snake, presumably a boa, judging by her name.

David: A tall round light green monster that, despite his efforts, always ends up unintentionally hurting people.

That's about all for toda--

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Trivia

The time is nigh for something to happen! ... ... ...

Overthinking can slow your brain down.

Each Chili's has one upside down picture.

Cherries can cause Cancer cells to kill themselves.

Percussive maintenance refers to hitting something until it works.

Real diamonds do not show up on an x-ray.

So, that's about it. The time is nigh for the en-

New intro info

Each season of Comix will feature a new intro scene. One season will feature Elder Waffle, Mr. Roach, Heizmos, Shrew Glasses, Epic Face, Quentin, and Comix Moose stacked on top of each other.

Mr. Roach's favorites

After the piece of work that was Comix Moose's Favorites, we bring you the succesion! Here are Mr. Roach's favorite...

Food: Meat pies.

Activity: A tie between eating and playing R.P.G.s.

Animal: Snow Leopard.

Tent: Tent of prediction.

Grocery Store: Stahp and Goe.

Language: His own.

Instrument: Caliope.

Computer game: Slender.

Magazine: Time.

Endangered animal: Snow leopard. Duh.

Girl Scout Cookie: Peanut Butter.

Guan: Dusky legged guan.

Minecraft Block: Emerald.

Meme: Lolcats.


And now, the moment you've all been waiting for....

THE END. Comix out!

Double dose

In observance of Labor Day, Comix was out yesterday. Those unfamiliar or out of the area where Labor Day is celebrated, please roll with it. To compensate, however, today's post will feature Info and a Mini Fanny Pack*.

*Mini Fanny Pack- one or more random photos scattered throughout the post.

Info: Did you know? Besides adoribirds, strange birds that resemble single eighth notes reside around the Comix building.

Mini Pack:







As always, click for better view, I do not own these, blah, blah, lorem ipsum.

I cannot think of a way to end this.

Me. ----^