Comix Comeback

One thousand apoligies for my absence! I must first say that Comix will sadly only be updating when info comes. Regardless, we begin with a new plot. Dr. Krattz finally cones to the Comix world and plots to steal back many alien characters such as David and Glimon to once again be his servants as they were before escaping through Krattz' prototype portal. Now some info. Comix moose is capable of turning a bathtub into a disco. Finally, the newest characters: Hubert, Penny, Cassius and Yamaha: 4 scientists, a water buffalo, cardinal, cassowary and dragonfly. Eyeless Trevor: A stickman whose eyes are always falling out. He is very sensitive about the subject. Blogger: An obese man constantly recording the goings on in Comix. We are not related. Monday: The most hated character of all, a meek blue monster with 2 sprigs of hair. Friday: Monday's beloved brother wearing tap shoes, shades and a beanie. King Cut: The ancient Egyptian ancestor of Skizzaz with a more rigid look and collar. That should do it for now, but expect updates when the are available.

Trivia

Tighten the sail and refasten the fallafels, Comix is back! Did you know... We can thank a wonderful man named Larry Tesler for copy and paste. (under his breath)(bless you Tesler) Britain's youngest mother was 15. (why?!) Chuck Fooping Norris was the original pick for Red on That 70's show. According to Google calculator, 42 is the answer to life the universe and everything. Lobsters were once a sign of poverty. That's all for this week! I am now going to write without correcting spelling mistakes. Is tnia froving uoi nuats? Cpmic out!

Weekly weirdos and info

I really don't have an excuse for yesterday. I kind of just forgot. ...Are you still there? I can feel your scorn. ); I apoligize for that. Defibros:Two fuzzy hamster-like creatures connected at the tail that act as a defibrilator if Eeli is unavailable. Perrytechnic: A pyromaniac parrot and associate to such hooligans as Flick and Slakko. The Onions: A group of grumpy onions in the Comix kitchen that make people miserable. The Laramies: The fire-alarms of the condos, a family of orange spherical creatures with arms that serve as the little thingy that "rings" the alarm. I may be thinking of a school bell, but kuddos to anyone who understood what I was rambling about. Chélo: 3rd cousin twice removed of Mr. Blob, a red mass of jello. Thats all for the characters, but as for info, the floorplans are being made for a Comix video game. Get excited! It might be here by the time you're 40! Comix out!

Revision

Firstly, I know I promised the characters, but I come today with an urget re-update involving the character Skorpee, a scorpion that is being redone. Instead of being a villain he is simply a video-game obsessed jerk named High-score-pion.

Comix Returns!

I'm finally done with that list and Comix is back! One plot has arrived, and the characters will be discussed tomorrow. Essentially, a cereal killer (purposely misspelled, and yes, the one from the short of the same name, has been spotted in WhereveritisComixtakesplacein, so the whole gang has to play out the whole "plane trip" plot to escape, but soon discover they're not alone. (By that I mean the killer joined them) trolololo...

Massive character update

Still not done with that list, but here is a huge update of all the characters thought up in the interim. Urman 2.0: An updated form of Urman with a shorter tail and a suit. Parry: An ant infected with the cordyceps mushroom. He is never seen moving or doing anything for that matter. SIRUS: Comix Moose's somehow sentient snap-phone. It has 4 retractable arms and a digitized face. Larry: A human scientist, even higher in position than Jelreson. Friedman: A seagull with blue eyes and a beret. Originally named French Freid. Crazy Face: Lazer Face's nemesis, a disembodied pair of pitch black lips and red eyes with flaming black hair and arms that extend out of his mouth at will. Akatik: A strange wooden Pikmin-like creature with leaves atop his head. Jeffrey the talking road cone: A talking road cone. Duh. Mind Behind: A cyborg boy in a parka, he is the reason for most all of the happenings in the Comix universe. Mistake: The only character to be in C.G.I., a snowman bodied, tie wearing, crippled, mutant-armed, one eyed monster from Chernobyl itself. That's all for now. Have a nice weekend, and Comix out!

Weekly weirdos

Taking another break from the list to give you guys a rundown of the new guys. Dr. Krattz: A strange mutated alien who, in the Comix continuity, does not exist. His main goal is to become real and make the world what he desires. Neph: One of two armed guards of the building, Neph is based on the Nephilim of Sumerian lore. Thomas: A turkey scientist studying fungi. Jelreson: Ever wonder who the big boss of all the scientists is? It's Jelreson, an extremely elderly and belligerent jellyfish. Cooté: Somewhat less elderly than Jelreson, Cooté is Clucky's many greats grandfather, a coot that hates everything under the sun. DO NOT GET HIM ANGRY. That's all for now! Comix out!

Draw!

Hey guys! I'm taking a breif break from my studies to tell you about a new character: Quickdraw Turndial. Quickdraw is an Etch-a-Sketch inspired character, and whatever is drawn on him becomes real. He has to draw a mouth in order to speak, however. Expect more updates as they become available.

Temporary break

So, as you may not know, I am a follower of natural sciences, and the reason I haven't been posting lately, and that is because I am making a comprehensive list of every specie of fauna (mammal, bird, fish, reptile, amphibian, etc.) Yeah, it's not all stupid stars and ROFLcopters with me! God, you people are so assumptive! I'm out! (indeterminate grumbling)

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A one hour epic-sode will feature the gang invading Cartman's flotilla of sky-subs to defeat him once and for all.

Weekly weirdos

First of all, I have noticed the lack of spaces in between facts and characters on posts, and apparently, my posts can't have those spaces anymore. Anyone who knows how to fix this please comment. Anywhom, this week's characters are... Galvin: A galvanized (Look it up) thunder-monster. Dusty: A tiny tornado, no taller than Shrew, but quick to anger. Frumbloom: A frog/lizard that walks on two tentacle like legs. Has an umbrella for a tongue. ??? (no name given): Reginald's age old enemy, a punk rock egret from Reg's days on the streets. Bierny: An old coot, or should I say barnacle. Pronounced byarnee. So, that should be all for today! Comix out!

Trivia

First off, sorry for my absence yesterday. I was going to type something up really quick, but everyone had already left the office, and it got spooky. ... Well, this is awkward. More than twice as much chocolate is sold on Halloween than Valentine's day. Annually, over 35 million lbs of candy corn is sold. This year alone, parents will spend 1 billion dollars on children's Halloween costumes. Despite having different colors, Froot Loops are all the same flavor. Aaaannnd... I don't have a 5th fact. (Backing away slowly) okaybyeguyshaveaniceweekendcomixout!

Battle stations

In one episode, Cartman is approaching the building in a lightning storm, and in a fit of early castles, Quentin boards up the door and everyone is ready to throw stones and toss down boiling oil.

Costumes!

With Halloween on the way here in the states, here are the costumes of several Comix characters. London B. Fallin: Frankestein's Monster. Snobowl: 80's afro guy. Heizmos Morton Royce and Lenny: Zombie hoard. Epic Face: Jack o' lantern. Shorp: Package to Montevideo. Elder Waffle: Murder Victim. Epic Waffle: Murderer. Laughing Pickle: Steampunk pickle. Quakky: Referee. Boo! Comix out!

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Snobowl's headband covers a massive afro made of snow. An afsno, if you will. He pretty much just has to dye it rainbow colors for an instant Halloween costume.

Weekly weirdos and trivia

Well, this week's characters are finally out. They are... Sootface mc Carrotnose: A snowman made of only one snowball. Have to wonder who was asleep in the naming department. (offscreen: Whazzat Steven? It WAS me? oh.) Yeah,gonna hand out some pink slips for that one. Birdman: A large cardinal like bird with the size and stature of a man. Has wings and hands, like a bat. Mortarmer: Snobowl's cousin who fought in the Gnome Beach Dravesty. He resembles his cousin but more rigid and always holding a rocket belt and 3 mortars. Dishard: One of the building's satellite dishes that came to life for some reason. Oak: An oak leaf rattlesnake allied with Shrew and the other scientists. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now, the trivia. Mosquitoes are duel offenders. They will actually urinate on you after they suck your blood. An Ecuadorian swing sits on the edge of a cliff. It has no safety rails either. The U.S. has the highest minimum drinking age in the world. And they say America has problems. Without a point of reference, no human can walk a straight line. The Library of Congress is archiving every Tweet on record. Well, I was going to wrap up with a picture of a mosquito, but for some reason pasting no longer works. Why me? Comix out!

Cartman update

Cartman will eventually make enough earnings to purchase a mansion plagued with black magic protectance. The mansion drips with ghosts, devil plants and other ghastly occurences. The mansion changes based around Cartman's command.

Evil mountain

Only one idea has come to light: Mr. Volcano. He is a living volcano with a longstanding rivalry with mountain man. Hopefully more will be discovered soon.

Life leecher

Hey guys, Comix here with a breif post explaining a new character. Some ideas were concieved by our executives and hopefully they will be pitched to me tomorrow so I can write about them.

Leechy: An abnormally large leech. His distinguishing feature is that, while most leeches drain blood, if Leechy clamps on to you, he will drain your personality, leaving an emotionless husk behind. If he is set on fire, he will release the personality. A plot point in one episode is him draining everyone's personality.

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