Fanny pack of awesomeness

Ok, so a week ago today there was supposed to be a Fanny pack of awesomeness post, but the screen writer was struggling with short term memory, and of course, I forgot the post even though I was the one who first concieved... okay. Enough ranting. Today's fanny pack subject is... Demotivational Posters!

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Tonight: Firefox's problem, the world's hardest math problem, what to do with lemons, a more simple math problem, and some bad luck.

And now, since Comix Moose was supposed to do the outro today but he is recovering from a dentist's appointment (Laughing gas), the position has been passed down to the Comedy Gophers.

*Squeak chitter squee seek cheek. Ceak queek shetter Comix! (Translation: That does it for today, but we'll be back tomorrow on Comix!)

Character of the week

 Welcome to Comix, a blog about a guy about a moose who's all about waffles. Anyways.. Buzz Buzz. He's been mentioned before and now will be mentioned again. Also, we survived the storm. No cable for 1 day but watevs.

#199.

Appearance: Buzz Buzz is a small black beetle with a peach face. He is shaped like a half-circle, and unlike most beetles has 4 legs. Like most beetles, or all beetles for that matter, he has two antennae on his head.

Size: About 1.5 inches tall, and 0.5 lbs. (226.8 grams.)

Often seen on someone's shoulder, most commonly Comix Moose's.

Currently the first secondary character to have more than one feature episode, these episodes being "Pranks For Nothing" and "Bug Off!".

Friends: Pinna, Comix Moose.

Enemies: Mr. Roach, though their rivalry has since ended.

In the 2012 Comix Prank War, he was on Comix Moose's side, and won the war by hitting Mr. Roach with a pie.

Originally, the idea for this character was to be scrapped because of a small insect already in the cast.

Buzz Buzz is responsible for sinking Atlantis. Ironically, it wasn't because he breathed on it, or set foot upon it, no sir. There was a station wagon involved.

And now, to be completely random, here is a  razorbill losing his beans.

To BEAN honest, we will be back tomorrow! Comix out! Also, Buzz Buzz, your station wagon's lights are on!

Random idea and trivia

Hi guys! As you may or may not know, a major snowstorm is headed my way, so today I'm gonna provide both a Thursday AND Friday post all in one, so that if the power goes tomorrow, you guys won't miss out on the daily Comix.

Firstly, today's random idea: At one point there will be an episode of Comix where Ross draws up a fake creature to lure Comix Moose on a wild goose chase, except it's not a goose, it's a red-pompadoured caracara. More to the point, while Comix Moose is away, Ross dons a moose outfit and usurps our hero moose's social status.

And next the weather. NOT! Here's tomorrow's trivia:

People who play videogames are less likely to have nightmares.

In advertisements, ice cream is often portrayed by mashed potatoes on a cone.

At one point, McDonald's sold pizza. Three words: Summer of Eighty-three. Is eighty three one word?

Bunnies can indeed make noise. No, they can not say chimichanga.


Some squids do have teeth. Minecraft was right!



Come on, don't tell me this squid didn't give you nightmares the first time you saw it!

What a face. Well, I'm finishing up bracing for the storm, so if the power doesn't go on Monday, we'll be back then. Later taters! I know. Really lame. Comix out!

Info

Did you know? Comix Moose is 15 years old, 5 foot 2, and 500 pounds and counting. He sure carries it well!

Listamania!

Welcome to a random post that I conjured up a few minutes ago! This post is just a random list of trivial Comix-related information. A few weeks ago, I told you about Mr. Bentley, the character selling advice and animals. The list is the different birds that Bentley offers and the price of each.
 DISCLAIMER: All birds presented in this list are real species. Look them up if you don't want to take my word for it.

Oriole: $2.00  
Kittiwake: $3.00
Nuthatch: $4.00
Creeper: $5.00 ( F.y.i it is not green and does not explode. )
Moorhen: $18.00
Noddies, caracara, and owl: $20.00
Kiskadee: $25.00
Oystercatcher: $30.00
Dunlin: $6.00
Parakeet: $25.00
Partridge: $18.00
Phainopepla: $29.00
Kildeer: $6.00
Parula: $7.00
Yellowthroat: $8.00
Goldfinch: $14.00
Pigeon: Free. He can't get rid of them.
Swallow: $17.00
Pelican: $35.00
Pewee: $14.00
Razorbill: $10.00
Kinglet: $8.00
Lark: $28.00

Currently those are the species he has in stock, but he has an open air breeding facility down South.
Keep beep bop bopping along guys, and I'll see you tomorrow, but not before this worm made out of symbols: ====::====0

Character of the week

Comix: The result of dividing by 0.  That explains alot, actually. Anyways, this week's character of the week is #198: Joe.

Appearance: Joe is a yellow M&M shaped creature with a blue hat and 2 skinny legs with red shoes.

Running gag: Joe is always losing his hat and going to outlandish lengths to retrieve it from life threatening situations.

Origin: One Summer, in a Massachusetts art class, two random guys made a comic about a guy named joe.
I was one of them. Joe was soon plunged into a long hiatus until finally being recovered and added to Comix.

Joe somewhat resembles Pac-Man, a trait that is lampshaded in an episode where he tries to get his hat back from some ghosts.

Luckiness rank: Unfortunate.

Often seen running in the background of many episodes. The reason he is running is always revealed in a short following all of the episodes he appears in.

Friends: The Kooky Carpenter Cousins, Mac-Pan, Barrel Ape. What, no! These were not random video game references slapped together at the last minute for comedic effect!

Enemies: The Swat Team, the ghosts, moon chicken.

As illustrated in the picture... WHAT THE! That's not Joe! Oh well.

WE INTERRUPT JOE'S ONLY TIME TO SHINE WITH THIS IMPORTANT BULLETIN: In a shocking turn of events, Polar Bear has been elected president due to his unscrupulous slandering of Teddy Bear's good name. (Go to this post if you don't get the joke: http://www.thecomixfile.blogspot.com/2013/02/trivia.html)

That's a wrap, but tomorrow a Fanny pack of awesomeness awaits! Peace, Comixers!

Trivia

As sure as the termite is the gassiest animal on the planet, we're back and we've got facts!

Teddy bears cause more annual fatalities than grizzly bears.

You will spend half of your life daydreaming.

Only 1 out of 3 people have ever used the internet. This means that 1 in 3 people have never seen this site. Only you can end this tragedy. Please spread the word.

It takes about 4 seconds for awkward silence to BE awkward.

A blue whale only has to eat every 6 months.

After finding out that a teddy bear is more lethal than his cousin, you could say that this polar bear was emBEARassed. All the while, this teddy bear was laughing from afar. They try to fool you with the cutsie eyes, but Polar Bear knows better. He knows something we don't.

Polar Bear for president.

Yeah... that happened. ....  Awkward silence! Have a nice weekend and we'll see you Comixers on Monday! Comix file, signing... WAIT! Before I do, I want to tally the votes for how many of you wanted Comix news to become a regular post.... there are none! Seriously, you guys! What'll it take for you to comment?! Well, I didn't really want to do more of those posts anyways so.... Comix out! No hard feelings!