Tuesday, March 12, 2013
Info
Did you know? Mr. Roach inexplicably regains a head every time he is decaptiated. It is unknown how long it takes for his head to re
generate, though we know that it takes 24 to 72 hours. Even though we created the concept, we have a theory. We think that he does not get a new head, but just glues the old one back on. JUST A THOUGHT!
Monday, March 11, 2013
Character of the week
Welcome to the Comix file, where our motto is: Moo. This week, I bestow upon Blewnie the rank of Character of the week.
#201
Appearance: A red balloon with a face that was obviously drawn with a permanent marker. He has 2 strings for arms.
Personality: Full of hot air. Eh? Eh? See what I did there? Also he is a little stale. Eh? Eh? Stale, as in stale air! Okay, enough balloon puns.
Height: 4 feet with string.
Weight: How the heck should we know?! Like, 2.5 pounds or something?! (Grumbling: weighing a balloon, honestly!)
Friends: Derp, Kip, Bloobeary.
Enemies: Everyone that looks like a monkey. Pretty darn judgemental for a guy that used to have no face.

Kind of looks like this.
Before we shell off, remember this: It can ALWAYS involve Doritos.
#201
Appearance: A red balloon with a face that was obviously drawn with a permanent marker. He has 2 strings for arms.
Personality: Full of hot air. Eh? Eh? See what I did there? Also he is a little stale. Eh? Eh? Stale, as in stale air! Okay, enough balloon puns.
Height: 4 feet with string.
Weight: How the heck should we know?! Like, 2.5 pounds or something?! (Grumbling: weighing a balloon, honestly!)
Friends: Derp, Kip, Bloobeary.
Enemies: Everyone that looks like a monkey. Pretty darn judgemental for a guy that used to have no face.
Kind of looks like this.
Before we shell off, remember this: It can ALWAYS involve Doritos.
Friday, March 8, 2013
Trivia
Are you ready to rumble!? Well, we don't do that here, so tough luck. However, if you are ready for trivia, you've come to the right place.
The word ''bed" looks like a bed itself!
"James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher" is gramatically correct as a sentence.
Looking up to the left can help jog your memory.
Believe it or not, everything you've seen in a dream is something you've seen in real life.
32 years = 1 billion seconds.
That's all folks, but Monday will harken a new post and a new character. Comix out, yall! Why did I say that?
The word ''bed" looks like a bed itself!
"James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher" is gramatically correct as a sentence.
Looking up to the left can help jog your memory.
Believe it or not, everything you've seen in a dream is something you've seen in real life.
32 years = 1 billion seconds.
That's all folks, but Monday will harken a new post and a new character. Comix out, yall! Why did I say that?
Thursday, March 7, 2013
Battle update and Fanny pack
Since battle is in a random hiatus, I decided to tell you that the rules have been tweaked slightly. One character thinks of a challenge for the other character to comlete. If the opponent completes the challenge, he or she issues a challenge for their opponent. This goes on until someone fails to comply. If 4 characters remain, the semifinals go into play. Winners of each semifinal round go on to battle each other in a no holds barred battle to the finish.
Since this material may not be enough for one post, enjoy these photos from the fanny pack:
Since this material may not be enough for one post, enjoy these photos from the fanny pack:
Shown here are the Manimal, a bird that can get aHEAD, lulzgator, the angry bird's plight, and the reason no one likes Phil. I do not own these pictures, all credit to their owners. Also, click them for a better view.
That's all for today, guys. Trivia is up tomorrow, so be here as we unveil 5 more irrelevant facts!
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
The Comix Oscars
And now, the nominees for best picture are...
Dumbour: Because love is stupid.
Life of sai: Featuring our own Kafloom and a random tiger.
Largo: The plane movie in Florida.
Blinkoln: The movie about a guy who blinks.
Lame is Rob: Some French film.
Weirdo Lark Birdy: Surfing bird!
Sliver Dinings Platter: ......
Beasts of the Southern Mild: A movie about mild beasts!
And the winner is... Largo! Hmm. Well, I was rooting for Weirdo Lark Birdy, but we can't always win.
See you all next year! Not. See you Comixers tomorrow. Also, feel free to comment on who you wanted to win.
Dumbour: Because love is stupid.
Life of sai: Featuring our own Kafloom and a random tiger.
Largo: The plane movie in Florida.
Blinkoln: The movie about a guy who blinks.
Lame is Rob: Some French film.
Weirdo Lark Birdy: Surfing bird!
Sliver Dinings Platter: ......
Beasts of the Southern Mild: A movie about mild beasts!
And the winner is... Largo! Hmm. Well, I was rooting for Weirdo Lark Birdy, but we can't always win.
See you all next year! Not. See you Comixers tomorrow. Also, feel free to comment on who you wanted to win.
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Sorry!
Comix signing off!
Friday, March 1, 2013
Trivia
Hello, Comix fans! And now, the moment you've all been waiting for... give it up for your weekly dose of trivia! Did you know...
It has been scientifically proven that a crush only lasts for 4 months. After that, you're officially in love!
If you had 500 dollars worth of pennies and melted them down, the melted metal would be worth $1000!
For every acre of land there are more than 1 million worms. Talk about Wormo's paradise!
Farmers sometimes feed cows magnets to prevent metal particles from harming their stomachs.
If he was invited to a dinner party with the fictional characters he created, Dr. Seuss would not attend.

Shown here is a cow magnet, the specific type that cows are fed. As for Seuss, I can't blame him. I mean, you've got this giant cat-thing, some fuzzy green dude, the whozits and the whatzits... I think I've proven my point. Anyways, I will see you guys on Monday! Comix file signing off!
It has been scientifically proven that a crush only lasts for 4 months. After that, you're officially in love!
If you had 500 dollars worth of pennies and melted them down, the melted metal would be worth $1000!
For every acre of land there are more than 1 million worms. Talk about Wormo's paradise!
Farmers sometimes feed cows magnets to prevent metal particles from harming their stomachs.
If he was invited to a dinner party with the fictional characters he created, Dr. Seuss would not attend.
Shown here is a cow magnet, the specific type that cows are fed. As for Seuss, I can't blame him. I mean, you've got this giant cat-thing, some fuzzy green dude, the whozits and the whatzits... I think I've proven my point. Anyways, I will see you guys on Monday! Comix file signing off!
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