Character of the week

The Comix File: Because Pop Culture is an old man.

Hello once again Comix fans worldwide. The above sentence was our weekly motto, and a new one will appear next Monday. Without further fanfare, I present to you...Kafloom!

   Unfortunately all I could find for a picture was Kafloom posing with some guy's hand. Said guy went on to open about 5 packages and a couple of envelopes.


Appearance: Kafloom is a living dagger, with a steel blade and a brown body, which has a ring of red cloth around it. Said cloth is covered in gold tassels.

Past: Before arriving at the Comix building, Kafloom fought in the Gnome Beach Dravesty of '67, tearing open enemy crates and cutting bomb cords.

Uses: This character has resigned from his wild life of cutting open bomb crates and has settled down as the Comix building's package opener. As such, he is used to open a variety of packages and envelopes.

Number 133.

Some of his friends, Squeg and Pointerpete, were also in the '67 war, only to arrive at Comix. Be expecting to hear more about them.

If one looks closely, he has a label which says "Made in Iberia."  This is a reference to ancient daggers made in modern day Spain and France.

We say "Made" because he began existing when cast iron facial features were put on a dagger by the creator, for laughs or something. Kind of like that snowman, Billy Bob, I think his name was.




See, pretty similar.



I think that about covers all the info we have. At least for now. Signing off, I'll see you later Comixers.
Hey, that's it! Comix fans will henceforth be reffered to collectively as Comixers.

Trivia

Welcome back to Comix, and first of all, I'd like to apologise. I said that each week a new caption below the title would be provided, but it's not working. Whenever I try to save the caption, the save never finishes. Therefore, I will provide the caption weekly in the first sentence of every Monday post, like so:

Welcome back to Comix! These captions provided by Butter Crisps, now with even more trans-fats!

We reccomend 1 box of butter crisps per life, as the world record crisp eater survived eating 3 boxes. Well, he survived for 5 1/2 minutes, anyways. Anywho, on with the trivia!

Did you know that...

Latex balloons were created when Neil Tollotson attempted to make liquid rubber.

Collectively, all of the gifts mentioned in "The Twelve Days of Christmas" would cost $107,000.

Modern beavers had ancestors the size of bears.

The gorilla's scientific name is 'Gorilla gorilla gorilla'.

68% of a Twinkie is air.

   Pictured: "Hey, Twinkie, get in my mouth!"

Maybe someone should tell that gorilla that Twinkies are extinct, and

that he may soon be, as well. That's no joke guys. Save the gorillas.

So... yeah. See you guys on Monday, when we'll be back with another post. Comix out! Seriously, are you going to finish those Butter Crisps?

Reintroduction and important information

Hey guys! First of all, we're back from winter break and have 20 percent more comedy, because nobody likes dried up comedy (Or lip balm.). Also, the caption below the title has changed from ''All Comix, all the time'' so go check that out.

    In unrelated news, Comix moose has devised a guide for what to do in case of a fire in the Comix apartment building. Here it is: First, start a fire. Campfire or lighter fire will do, but a brush fire is reccomended. Now, you can expect this fire to spread out of control, but fear not! While everyone else is panicking, calmly pack up your belongings and jump out of the nearest window. Because everyone is a copycat, they will follow suit and also jump out of the windows. Next, re-enter the building and close the shutters on each window, because nobody likes a draft. Pull open some shutters and jump out of the window. Now, DO NOT CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT. A 7 story building is not worth it. Grab the hose that you put in your pocket before jumping out the window. You may need to re-enter to get the hose back. Once you have the hose, rip it to shreds and use water directly from the aqua pack you may or may not have brought with you. Congratulations! You have single-handedly stopped a fire, but it's not over yet.
(Off script.) (Audience groans.) (Back on script.) During your rescue, smoke may have gotten into your lungs, in which case oxygen must be administered. Follow the steps in the next paragraph:

Step 1: Hook the oxygen tank up to yourself and check the pressure gauge.

Step 2: Close the flow valve with the motorized gator clamp that you DIDN'T GET WHILE YOU WERE INSIDE THE BUILDING!

Step 3: Open the tank valve slowly to a half turn beyond where the regulator oil is pressurized and ensure that there is a maximum reading on the pressure gauge. Failing to do so may result in confusion or explosion.

Step 4: Before step 1, add nitrogen to the tubing.

Step 5: See step 9.

Step 6: Ingnore steps 5 and 9.

Now you know.


Well, that was certainly interesting, Comix Moose. Come back tomorrow for trivia.


Update! The title caption thing isn't working. I don't know why, but I'll try to fix it.

Bulletin

ATTENTION! Comix is on winter break and will be back on December 27th. Please enjoy the following slice of French toast. I do not own this picture. All credit goes to ~CaramelChocolatez on Deviantart. See you guys in a week!

A gaggle of goose heads

Welcome back to another episode of a gaggle of goose heads! Today's characters are....

Inecapone, a hairy pink blob with bulging eyes and razor sharp teeth,

Slaughtermelon, an evil casaba with a mission: To destroy gophers and racoons. Unfortunately, they normally end up eating him. The Comedy Gophers are safe!

Pinna is Clucky's partridge daughter. Yes, Clucky's wife is a partridge. She is red with an orange head. Yeah, we don't get that either.

Nalitie is a cat with a serious emotion commotion. He/she (gender unknown) has every emotion as a separate split personality.

The Banana Stick Orchestra are a rockin' group of peel-less bananas who always turn the volume up to eleven. There are 5 of them, and they have only been collectively referred to. Their individual names are unknown.

That's all for now and I will see you guys on the 27th, because starting tomorrow Comix is going on winter break. See you guys later, and happy holidays!

The secret name origin of Shrew Glasses

Hey guys! Today we have a short post about the reason behind Shrew Glasses' name. Shrew Glasses was created with Muscles Glasses of Epic Meal Time (Shout out!)  in mind. That would still not explain his ability to use pyrotechincs or his obsession with bacon. Okay fine! The second one was revealed. Jeeze, pushy.
Also, just a reminder that Comix is going on winter break 2 days from now. (December 18th.) We will be back, and we will have bacon.

BACON IS SO AWESOME THAT IT GETS ITS PICTURE GIANT SIZED, FOOL!

Character of the week

Lenny G. has earned the esteemed rank of character of the week this week. As such, I will spill the beans about this rarely seen character.

Appearance: Lenny takes the form of a one floor house with a chimney. An itty bitty stork blocks this chimney with its nest. Lenny has light blue windows, cream color for most of his outside walls, a red chimney, a blue door, and a detached mailbox named Pointer Pete. When talking, his door opens and closes to form the words. His windows have little dot-eyes that are covered by brown shutters when he blinks.

Personality: Lenny is always on edge and it seems that nothing can keep him occupied, though he seems most relaxed when cleaning.

Height: About as tall as 2 of Shrew Glasses (Roughly 4 feet or 1.219 meters tall.)

Likes: Blowing off steam, cleaning, rousing anecdotes (Often told by itty bitty stork.).

Dislikes: Chaos, slobs.

Name: Though he has no relation to the musician, Lenny's name is based on that of Kenny G., a famous player of the saxophone.

Number 142.

When angry, Kenny begins fuming, and the itty bitty flies away as its nest crumbles to bits via an enormous cloud of smoke released from Lenny's chimney. Word of creators (us) officially stated that it takes itty bitty about 45 minutes to rebuild the nest.

That does it for now guys. Wait, no! I forgot. Every week, the caption at the top of the blog page right below the title will change. Right now it says the traditional "All Comix, all the time" but it will be changed.
Comix out, for real this time!

Trivia and contest results

First of all, you guys now get the answer to the common Comix comment contest. Go back a few posts if you haven't seen it. The characters have this in common: Their names are mashups of two words. We like to call them portmanteaus. Now on with the trivia!

Mr. Potatohead was the first tv advertised toy.

Yesterday (December 23rd) was national ice cream day. Today (December 24th) is national bouillabaisse day.

Sesquipedalians are those who are fond of long words. I am one of them.

Google's original name? Backrub.

The tongue is the fastest healing part of the body.


Still, who says there can't be a belated ice cream day? Just say you forgot. Stay cool, and I'll see you guys on Monday.

Fanny pack of awesomeness

Hello what is up guys! We are back with five more funny fotos. Wait, no. That's photos. I lost track of time with Thanksgiving break and all that, but I'm vaguely certain that this week a fanny pack is due. Enjoy the post!

You may have noticed the Epic Face cushion. Yeah. We're gonna try to market that.

Now, here we have Moon Gusta, bunny facepalm, double derby faceplant, chickirrel, and of course Epic Cushion. Today we had a theme, which was Faces, and funny things about them. Click the picks for a better view, and come back on the morrow for trivia. Comix out!

Info

Did you know? Mr. Roach's most powerful weapon is his earthquake-inducing thunder clap.

Character of the week

As you fans may know, I was strepped for time yesterday when I was supposed to do a character of the week post. Instead, I provided you with a boss typing site and a promise to do the post at a time that is now today. Without further ado, the character of the week, Craig!

Appearance: Craig is a mostly brown llama whose fur covers his eyes. When not covered by fur, his eyes look like two bullet points or periods (Bigger, of course.)

Personality: Craig is an easy character who really goes with the flow. That's how we got him to have his character of the week post moved over a day!

#17

Likes: Soda shops and the breathtaking views of mountain tops.

Dislikes: Bad cooking. Doesn't mean he won't eat it, though.

Friends: Pinna, Buzzbuzz.

Enemies: Lizorio and Lizoria.

Binary code license: Yes.

Bio: This breezy llama could seriously go for a haircut. Craig often spends his time bumbling around the soda shop and contemplating a perm. Craig also donates excess hair to the needy. Anything for better vision!





Shown here with one of his many hair recipents.


Craig is not very well known as a character, so this is really all the info we have now. Well, I've got some editing to do. See you guys tomorrow!

Character of the week prep

Hey guys! I can't really do a character of the week because of extreme time issues, but there will be one tomorrow. Until then, though, I won't be leaving you with nothing. Tomorrow's character of the week is Craig, who is a llama. As such, here is a website that lets you type with llamas. IT IS AWESOME. Go to www.llamafont.com and start typing!

Trivia

Welcome to yet another installment of Comix-brand trivia! This mint condition post is what sells, so invest in the following facts!

To bang your head against a wall for 1 hour burns 150 calories.

Men can read smaller text than women.

Women can hear better than men.

111,111,111 times itself equals 12,345,678,987,654,321

The caribou's (reindeer's) favorite food is actually the banana!
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And now, a bonus fact just because I feel like giving a bonus fact:

                                Bonus fact: Armadillos can walk underwater.


Shown in the pictures are a caribou and an armadillo. I think you can tell which is which. Oh, and just a heads up! As of the 20th Comix is on winter break, which will run until the 27th. But for now, Comix signing off! Heh. Thought I was gonna say "Comix out!" didn't you?

Screen names

Hello Comix fans! Now, in multiple episodes someone can be seen using a laptop. When the laptop is open it is on a social networking site. We do not know the name of the site yet. Several shots show the character on his/her page, with several other characters on their walls. Here are the screen names of some of them.

Cheese: KobraKadabra72

Comix Moose: Comixofficial

Steve the stick figure: Expendable C-lister

Shrew Glasses: Pleasefriendme183      (Desperate!)

Endzone Eddie: Eddie's football

Lazer Face: BLAAARG@Comix.fake



Picture is of Cheese.That about does it for today you guys. What follows is really bad text slang. C u gys l8r. Cmx out!

Info

Did you know? The words on Clucky's sash ( His name ) may change depending on the situation, such as ''This is gonna hurt" if something bad is going to happen, or "Yay!" If a group celebration is in order.

The common Comix comment contest

Hello Comix fans and welcome to the first common Comix comment contest. This is a segment in which I will list some Comix characters, and you guys will comment what you think they all have in common. So you have something to go off of, a breif biography will be provided for each character. So let's get started!

The characters are...

*Xylophotomus, a species which has the face of a hippo and the body of a xylophone

*Jockana, a large waterbird who preys on snakes and worms. He is a real attention hog.

*Teaseburger, a minor villain whose main defense is to use words as weapons. He goes great with diet cola!

All you guys have to do is figure out what they have in common. Comment on this post with your idea, and in a week the answer will be revealed. Get guessing! Comix out!

Character of the week

Hello again and welcome to the first character of the week for the month of December. #105, Robob is this week's lucky character!

Appearance: Robob is a green robot with an orange antenna and 2 orange conveyor belt feet. He bears 2 green robo arms with red grabbers ( Pinchers? ). He has 2 large white eyes with black pupils. There is a large red circle printed on his chest.

Abilities: Works as a scanner, camera, fax machine, shape changer, and video game console.

Job: Whatever is necessary at that time.

Friends: Other members of Cutsie-Tech and Prep school, Url the mouse.

Proud graduate of Cutsie-Tech and Prep.

Favorite foods: Cookies, Giga-bites.

 Product number 3652763827439236487345834762838888888888888882 point 7.

May the leprechauns be with you, Comix fans! We are out!

Trivia

I don't know how to start this one, so just enjoy these facts.

42% of people who graduate from college never read another book.

Did you ever repeat a word over and over until it lost meaning? That's called Jamais vu.

There is a robot scientifically designed to win rock, paper, scissors 100% of the time. Shout out to Japanese technology!

Lefties are more vulnerable to negative emotions.

French kissing for one minute burns 26 calories. The world record is 7,802 minutes, and therefore many calories were burned on that day.

Hope you enjoyed those facts! Now if only they could make a robot that fires Palawan stink badgers (See photo.)
Comix out!

Info that corresponds with yesterday's info

Shrew Glasses has a pet parakeet named Atom (Adam). He also has clones Atom X and Atom Y.

Info

Mr. Roach has a pet turtle named Candy Cane.


Huh. Turtle flavored.

A Comix haiku

Hello Comix fans,

A familiar mantra,

For the Comix file.       

Okay okay, I know I said no more poetry! Now for the post, which is Fanny pack of awesomeness! It would've been last week, but with the holiday and all...  This week's theme is random funny stuff! Don't forget, you can click the pics for a better view!

Here we have firefart, the inside of a computer mouse, a dangerous dog, a zombie warning, and a bluebunny pancake.

Be back tomorrow,

We will have another post,

Comix File out.

Random ideas from all over

Hello, Comix fans! As you know, Comix was out last week in observation of Thanksgiving. Now we're back with a segment (Whose title may or may not have been stolen from Reader's Digest.) in which I will discuss random ideas that will at some time be incorporated into Comix episodes, but for now we do not know what to do with.

* At one point, Comix Moose is going to stall Shrew Glasses by making him read the complete book of all invertibrates and vertibrates. So basically, every animal ever. At random intervals, it will cut from C.M's escapades to Shrew flipping through the book. We still need to figure out why Comix Moose wants to stall Shrew Glasses.

* A pet contest will be included at one point. Other details need to be developed.

* At some point or another, this line will be included: Everyone: GET THE LANDLORD!!!!!!!! The reason why and other context has yet to be added.

*Some Comix characters will make Rage Faces from time to time. Look it up, but BE WARNED! You WILL get addicted to Rage Comics.

*Finally, there will be an instance in which Comix Moose tries to avoid high tension wires in a hot air balloon. This may become a short.

That about does it for today, you guys. Comix file signing off!

Message

In observation of Thanksgiving, Comix will be out this week. Please enjoy the following walrus.

Trivia

Hey all you Comix fans! Did you know....

A ten gallon hat actually holds 6 pints.

Pigs dislike Mint Oreo ice cream, but love all other flavors.

Giraffes have no vocal cords.

The most recently domesticated animal is the hamster.


There is an african antelope called the oryx that growls when angry.


Oryx shown in picture. You know you're done when an antelope that can skewer lions with its horns is threatening to do the same to you. Comix out!

Comix Moose's favorites

Hello Comix fans. Today Comix Moose will be showcasing his own segment called Comix Moose's favorites. Enjoy!

Favorite food: Waffles. Or starfruit. He's a pretty lousy typist.
Favorite activity: Making balloon animals.
Favorite animal: Persian cat.
Favorite tent: Circus tent.
Favorite grocery store: The fork on the left.
Preferito lingua: Italiana.
Favorite instrument: Glockenspiel.

That's a wrap folks! Also, i'm still falling down the elevator shaft from yesterday. Comix out!

Other puppets

Hello fans! Yesterday, I told you about Gapett's backstory. Turns out all of the puppeteer's puppets were
Self aware, too. Here is a list of some of them.

*A pink bird puppet with enormous feet                    *A grey hippo                 *Ttepag, Gapett's evil twin

*A strange blue banana creature                         *What looks like a burrito with wings

*A green alien                        *A felt man with glasses and a pin          *A ghost

Now, could somebody explain to me how a PUPPET has an evil twin, or a twin in general?!
Mind you, the puppeteer had to lug all of these puppets AND SEVERAL MORE up to the 97th floor of his building. We have GOT to look into getting that elevator fixed. Seriously, I just fell down the shaft. Comix out!

Gapetteer

Backstory time! Gapett, the live action blue felt puppet with a lolling tongue, originates from a traveling puppet show. One day, the puppet master found that his strange puppet had become self aware. Worried that Gapett would steal the spotlight away from his other puppets, the man immediately cast his conscious creation into the streets, where he roamed until he met Epic Face, who was picking up a pizza at the time, after some chatter (And a cold pizza), E. Face told Gapett about the Comix apartment. In no time, Gapett was a resident, fitting in quite nicely. He and Epic have been friends since. The rest you know. Feel free to comment on which character's backstory you want to hear next!

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Did you know? Comix Moose has a pet cat named Scrabblpuss.



Triple word score!

Trivia and Fanny pack of awesomeness

This week, trivia will focus on bizarre and real hybrid animals. Enjoy!

Puma + Leopard = Pumapard.

Cow + wisent ( European buffalo ) = Zubron.

Leopard + Lion = Leopon (Which, for the record, is one of the coolest things I have ever seen. Ever.) .

Goat + Sheep = Geep.

Chicken + Chicken = Featherless chicken! After years of crossbreeding.

Also, you guys are owed a fanny pack of awesomeness, so here it is! The pictures are all  the hybrids that I mentioned. 

So that's what a featherless chicken looks like. Comix out!

Featured episode

Hello again Comix fans and intergalactic polar bears! Today I have a featured episode for you all. This week's episode is "Wake and shake: Bunny edition.''.

PLOT: Business Bunny is featured in this epidode, showcasing the many hassles he faces on his way to work.Each day he gets up, 10 minutes to his job halfway downtown. He rushes past the kitchen, drinks a glass of orange juice, brushes his teeth, hair, and pants, leaves the Comix apartment, and makes a mad dash downtown. He rushes into the building, and trys to open the elevator door. The elevator is all the way in the basement, so he is forced to pry open the doors and hurl himself into the shaft. He climbs the elevator ropes
to the floor he needs, pries the door open again, and dashes into McDonald's, just in time to grab breakfast.
Afterwards, he jumps out of the building and lands on a passing truck, which is going in the wrong direction.
Buisiness Bunny then jumps into oncoming traffic, and finally makes it downtown, only to get fired for showing up late. He then goes home. REPEAT ''PLOT''.

Characters: Buisiness Bunny, Random stick figures.

Perhaps now, I should explain Buisiness Bunny. He is a large bunny with a buisiness man suit and haircut, and a breifcase.

Comix out!

Computel Gleeches

I have good news and other good news. One, I'm back! Gleeches of the computell prevented me from posting yesterday. Also good news, I have defeated the tree kangaroo army, and prevented them from ravaging (most of ) the town! And now enjoy this joke, courtesy of the Comedy Chipmunk. I will translate.

(squeaking)

''Why is a chipmunk braver than a hen?''

(squeaking)

''He wasn't chicken!''

Ugh, that was terrible.

(squeaking)

I never said it was a good joke.

Be expecting more posts and less tree based marsupials effective tomorrow!

Character of the month

Hello, all ye who enter here and welcome to another installment of character of the month. Wait, what? Month? Apparently, Comix Moose screwed up the local listings. Now for the entirenty of November, we will be honoring.... Todd? Well that's convenient.

Appearance: Todd is an average sized brown turkey with a varying amount of  red tailfeathers. (1 to 3)

Personality: Todd is very erratic and is often seen running. He will often be the first of many people to run by in a mob.

Speaking of which, I have no more to say about Todd. Sorry bro, you're just a boring turkey.

 Also: Comix executive log, tree kangaroo apocalypse, day 4. The tree kangaroos have forced me to barricade myself in my office. I am not sure how long the door will hold them off. The slightest jesture could cause them to realize my prescence. Comix out!

Trivia

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   0               Heh, sorry guys. I just found out that there are oysters that can climb trees. They live in the  
                    Carribean, f.y.i. Here are four more facts that are just as cool and/or shocking.


There is a British show in which paint drys... just paint drying.... in real time.

Smaller than the eye of a housefly, the Tanzanian parasitic wasp is the smallest winged insect.

The platypus is poisonous! Well, only males. They have a poison spur on their foot.

Every winter, the Eiffel Tower shrinks 6 inches.

In unrelated news, tree kangaroos are attempting a hostile takeover of the Comix printing/blogging office.
We're all doomed. Comix out!

A gaggle of goose heads

Exactly what it says on the tin. Anywho, today's characters are: The dolphin dozen! These 12 dolphins, Shelta, Belta, Kelta, Melta, Zelta, Pelta, Yelta, Elta, Welta, Nelta, Lelta, and Bob enjoy surfing, lounging, dancing, clothes fitting, yodeling, experimenting with facial creams, using said creams, playing tennis, laughing out loud, and, well, doing whatever it is Bob does, respectively. What a mouthful! Comix out, and come back tomorrow for trivia. Now, how do I get these geese out of here?

Halloween

Hello Comix fans. BOO! Here is a list of Comix characters and their costumes for Halloween.

Comix Moose: Deviled egg.

Mr. Roach: Bat.

Shrew Glasses: Grim Reaper.

Epic Face: Pumpkin.

Lazer Face: Frankenface.

Esspresso: OstWitch.

Shlomo: Skeleton.

Steve: Zombie.

Clucky: Guy with an axe in his head.

Mr. Waffle: Werewaffle.

Meep and Derp: Cubes. ( They were thinking of being spheres but Peep and Flerp filled that position. )

If I may, Comix Moose wants me to trade candy with him. He's never getting my 3 Musketeers! He he he...

Intervention

Hello Comix fans. Today we forgo the character of the week post to bring you an intervention. As I posted on a previous post, our followup blog about the Super Zero Squad has been removed.  For those of you who remember the last post about the S.Z.S, I mentioned some agents based on super heroes. They have all been layed off. All agents are now normal animals capable of speech. For those of you new to the S.Z.S, it is from the makers of Comix and is about a squadron of animal espionauge agents. Our main character is Comix Moose's cousin, Major Moose. He works for Super Slug, a brainy but lazy scientist who is a part time movie star. Except for the main characters, all other agents have agent before their name. ( the real animals name. ) For example: Agent Lion, Agent Ostrich, etc. Because of this, there can only be one of each animal as an agent. The reason I have brought this up is because I have a list of some agents. Each one is a real animal. ( Google them if you don't believe me. )

Agent Storm's stork, Agent Goitered Gazelle, Agent Olive Ridley, Agent Sharp tailed tyrant.

To make up for this intervention, which will happen monthly with new agents, a gaggle of goose heads will be posted some time this week. Comix out! Okay, where's agent Pudu?

Trivia

I'm in a good mood today, so I'm gonna give you Mooseheads 10 facts! Here they are!                              

More money goes to gardening than any other hobby.



The blesbok ( Google it. ) has fur that is almost purple.

Of all english words, set has the most meanings.

E is the most used letter of the alphabet.

Q is the least used letter of the alphabet.

Sniff a banana! Doing so can actually aid in weight loss.

Owls are the only birds capable of seeing the color blue.

In Texas, it is against the law for ANYONE to own a pair of pliers.

In Tennessee you cannot buy bologna on Sunday.

The flower of the monkey flower looks like a monkey's face!


Well I'm drained. Have a nice weekend and I'll see you guys on monday.

Info

There are currently 190 NAMED Comix characters.

UPDATE

BREAKING NEWS! As of now, Duncan Daredevil has been released from the hospital after suffering a concussion and melted frosting caused during a super-storm. In related news, Quentin has broken his leg skiing and Comix Moose is interrogating EVERYONE. Could somebody please tell him that Quentin just hit a tree?

Fanny pack of awesomeness

This week's fanny pack will feature a theme: Weird animals in vehicles.

Lots of animals drive! It's the only way to commute to the 5:15 food chain meeting! Merriment aside, we have Comedy Chipmunk driving to Comix head office, Fire Bunny, Motorzebra, Moto-Claws, and the Comedy-WAIT NO! I forgot. Turns out the Comedy Squirrel's real term of addression is the Serendipity Squirrel. He is also driving to Comix. Well, he came a little late. The post just ended. Comix out!

Featured quote and character of the week

Hello, Comix fans. First a quotable quote from Comix Moose: ''I mean, I can see not trusting Epic Face, and in no way Shrew Glasses, definetely not Flerp, but Mr. Roach?!''

And now all poetry aside. This week, Anarchy Dan is character of the week.

Appearance: Dan is a small, nay, VERY SMALL bird that is blue. He has a little purple feather puff atop his head. He has a thin neck and spindly legs.

Personality: Dan is very easily shuffled and is often the first to get angry. He holds a large, nay, OVERSIZED tennis racquet and is very slow when holding it. One string is broken.

Likes: Anarchy, racquet.

#149.

Resembles Roadrunner from Looney Tunes, but is much smaller.

As of now, that is all. I will see you Comix fans tomorrow, when we have a new fanny pack for you.

Trivia

Trivia in the house! Did you know.....

 The average coconut tree produces 16.47 lbs of coconuts per year.

 The average American adult male will wear a sock with a hole in it six times before he discards it.

 A group of pineapples is called a prickle.  

                                                                  

Theodore Roosevelt was the first president to eat peanut butter.

Duck dander is considered a hallucinogenic substance.