Monday, March 25, 2013

Character of the week

And we're back! Welcome to Comix! Try the bac la va! Or, better yet enjoy the character of the week, number.. ah who cares! We're going in numerical order anyways! Just...ugh.
Anyways, this week's C.o.t.w. is Spivney.

Appearance: Spivney is a floating brain with a face. He is concealed in a jar of green fluid suspended by 6 tiny legs. For a brain, he is cute.

Age: 27. (Note: Age only counts his time spent outside of a head.)

Field of work: Mergers and aquisitions.

Blood type: He's a brain. How are we supposed to find out?

Height: About 2 feet or 60.96 centimeters, including jar.

Weight: 2.87 pounds or 1.3018 kilograms without jar, about 3 pounds or 1.361 kilograms with jar.

Jar's original use: Holding toxic waste. No, that is not why Spivney is a living brain.

Cannot speak, because he is a brain.


I feel like today contained a lot of painfully obvious information, but who cares. Seriously though! Stop with the robot voice.

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