Okay folks! Comix Moose has requested that his contraption be featured in a post, so enjoy the verbal blueprint and mechanics.
Place worm at windowsill inside of container that is closed with only the top part open and with a string attached. Leave window open slightly enough for bird to grab worm. Bird grabs worm, pulls string attached to container, causing a pistol to burst a balloon tied to a brick that falls on an atomizer bulb, shooting perfume at a sponge that expands and lowers, pulling a string, raising the end of a board. The cannon ball on said board drops on the nose of a person that was, well, just standing there, and the string tied to the cannon ball releases the cork of a vaccum bottle, dropping ice water on a lizard on a two sided weighing scale from the grocery store. Compatible with warmer climates, the lizard climbs off of the scale, and the change in height will cause the other, sharper beaked bird on the other side of the scale to fly up and pop a balloon with a bomb attached. The bomb falls on a safe, breaking it and releasing 500 to 763 Egyptian termites. Singling out a plank of wood, the termites charge to it, but before they can, a timed spring board flings a pie at them. Some whole berries from this pie fly into your mouth. Sustenace aquired, mission accomplished.
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