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Did you know? Epic Face is a very bad cook, but no-one has the heart to tell him. It may be due to the fact that he will put anything in his culinary "masterpieces", ranging from snails, fish skeletons, half eaten food, and various sludge-like materials found in various places. Surprisingly enough, he can actually hold a ladel. Well, actually it just floats next to where his arm would be if his face was his entire body.

Uhhh... I can explain

Firstly, I apoligize for my absence on Friday. I am aware of the severe emotional trauma that followed, and I owe all of you my costituents and apology. I was battling the tree kangaroo overlord when my brother visited. Naturally, this did not leave time for much else. Now, I know how much all of you fans love my trivia posts, and you all know how much I hate making Character of the week posts, so lets make a compromise:

10 trivia facts!!! Did you know?

Wombat, umm, waste products are cube shaped.

One of the few colors visible at great underwater depths is yellow, thus most submarines are this color.

In the U.S., green Haribo gummy bears are strawberry flavored, for some reason.

If a ruby isn't very red or very dark, it is classified as a fancy sapphire. Like a sir!

Congratulations! We have all missed national jellybean day, which, by the by, is on April 22nd.

As the name entails, the fried chicken mushroom tastes like fried chicken.

Lake Hillier (Austrailia) is a pink lake.

The creator of the chocolate chip cookie was paid for her invention via a lifetime supply of chocolate.

After Steve Irwin passed on, not just any graveyard would do. The Crocodile Hunter is buried at the Australian Zoo, his gravesite inaccesible to patrons.

The Lolcats have their own programming language, known as Lolcode.

Well, I hope that this has made up for Friday's incident. Of course it has! See you guys tomorrow!

Weekly weirdos

Welcome to another segment! Starting off the weekly weirdos this week is...

 The Laughing Pickle: As his name entails, he is a living pickle who can't stop laughing, even in the most dire of situations. Also, he wears a simplistic black hat.

Heizmos, Morton, Royce, and Lenny: 4 ghosts. Heizmos is the red leader with devil horns, Morton is the light blue ghost who is always sleeping, Royce is the purple nerd with Buck teeth, glasses, and ears, and Lenny is the happy yellow ghost.

Neph-shrew: Shrew Glasses' kid nephew, ironically a better scientist than the former. Still, there's not much to compete with if everything you do results in an explosion.

Superbug: A masked superhero that is a bug, about the same size as Mr. Roach, or Buzz Buzz.

Galactipus: Superbug's sworn enemy, a giant green space octopus.

Insert witty ending sentence here. Also, the tree kangaroos that attempted a hostile takeover of Comix last year have returned for their revenge. Once again, we are all doomed. Comix out!

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Did you know? When the Comix building was destroyed, it was destroyed via explosion. Unfortunately, the landlord failed to evacuate the building and accidentally locked the door. Needless to say, everyone went flying. Still, Trampolinni was the first to fall, and everyone's landing was softened.

Paste, pranks, and a prickly pear

Tripler in da house! Wow, did I seriously just say that? Anyways... first up we have a paste recipe, as narrated by Comix Moose.

First, get a paste bottle. It may contain paste, so empty the contents first. Next, travel to the ocean. You will need some water. Journey back to your house for the measuring cup, then go back to the ocean for 3/4 cup of water. Now, you need some corn. Attach a bucket and tap to the corn, heat it up and caramelize it. Instant corn syrup! Vinegar is next, so consult the vinegar wizard and give him an offering of fish.
Now, go to the cookery shop and pick up a saucepan and a bowl. You'll need the corn again, so wrap the remainder of it in pasta. Instant corn starch! Now go back to the ocean for some cold water.
Mix, stir, etc., until pasty. To test it, glue something to the wall.

Next, a prank. More of a joke, but whatevs. Walk up to someone a little slow on the uptake, and ask them "How do you keep an idiot in suspense?" If they ask how, respond with " I'll tell you tomorrow." Repeat for several days until the prank-ee finally understands that he/she is the idiot in suspense.

Now, a prickly pear. More specifically, a dissected prickly pear. I do not own this pic.





That does it for today's tripler. Please scream and run around in circles. Thank you for your patronage.

Character of the week

We are back from vacation and here with this week's C.o.t.w, so please give a luke-warm welcome to... Squiddy Lee!

Appearance: Squiddy is a medium sized purple, well, squid, obviously. Despite this, he has 8 tentacles like an octopus, and several magenta spots on his face. Most always seen with several drumsticks (No, I do not mean chicken legs.).

Name: Squiddy's name is based on that of Geddy Lee, best known as lead vocalist of Rush. Despite his name, however, Squiddy is a drummer, not a singer.

Features: When provoked, startled, or otherwise angered, Squiddy will spray neon/rainbow ink.

Squiddy can produce a fire force-field by taking a drumstick in each hand and spinning around until the sticks catch fire. Dropping them creates and impenetrable fortress of flames lasting for several minutes.

Backstory: Currently unknown, yet it is repeatedly hinted at that Squiddy had a rough dark past with a band that broke up under rough terms.

Favorite color: Burgundy. If you got that Geddy Lee reference, you are a true rush fan.

Speaks with a mild Canadian accent.

Favorite snack food: Doritos, cool ranch flavor.

Has a pet duck billed cat-apus.

Sticking to a diet and is currently trying to eat healthier for a marathon. Hey, a guy can dream!

As of now, we are out, but tripler is coming up tomorrow, so I will see you Comixers then!

Bulletin

As you know, Comix is taking a break this week. Please enjoy the following emoticon: (•v•).                   It is funny because it is a penguin.

Trivia

Did you know? The shortest reign of a king was 20 minutes. That's not all though. Enjoy these facts!

If you're in Baltimore, you better not mistreat an oyster. That's the law.

Only 10 percent of volcanoes erupt on land.

 Grapes explode in a microwave! Please do not attempt. We are not trained proffesionals.

Most birds are born temporarily blind, but most water birds have their eyes open from their first breaths.

Wouldn't be nearly as cute without open eyes!

I do not own these photos. Also, I know that this sounds lame with me coming back from being sick, but Comix is off the clock next week. I'm sorry, but I got a vacation from work and I plan on using it. Worry not, I will have something to tide you over until then. For now, though, Comix out!

Roach relative, rocks, and a red sheep

This week's tripler is real special! First up we have the deets about Mr. Roach's dad.

Species: Madagascar hissing cockroach, the largest species.

Size: As tall as Comix Moose.

Personality: Dissaproving father figure who wants his son to succeed. Often lets this cloud his judgement.

Next, rocks. More specifically, boulders, and the amount of times our Comix comrades have been crushed by them.

Comix Moose: 5.

Mr. Roach: 2.

Shrew Glasses: 279,001.

Finally, the rare red sheep I promised:


This ovine anomalie is typical in Scotland, where farmers paint their sheep for easier location.



That's a rap guys---CRASH!!!!! *rumble rumble*  Oooh! Make that 279,002 times!

Weekly Weirdos

Hello and welcome to the MODIFIED version of a gaggle of goose heads. I really hated that name, and I had to change it. Anyways, your weekly weirdos are...

Far Stox: An 8 bit man in the real world. Or, Comix world.

Preitzul: The local pretzel vendor. He often makes lame knot jokes. Has a pet snail, Salty.

Bozu: A sentient version of the Japanese teru teru bozu doll, often used to summon rain. As such, Bozu is something of a weatherwoman.

Jumbo J: An ordinary businessman that happens to be a beluga whale.

The Crownies: Two shady crows. One is normal sized, and the other is about as tall as a small child.

Head Honch-cro: The big boss of the crownies, a crow a little bigger than Comix Moose.




Shown here is a normal teru teru bozu. I do not own this picture.



That's all for today, but be back tomorrow for more Comix!

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Did you know? The three heads of The Outlandishly Large Three Headed Flamingo are named Chris, Collin, and Rhys, and are voiced by three people of the same names.

Character of the week

First of all, starting off the week and having to made a new character from scratch (With a headache, I might add.) is difficult, so you guys better appreciate this. This week's cotw is Jurf. I tried making a name ending in -izzle, but everything I chose was a brand name or already taken as a rap term.

Appearance: A little brown puff with 2 little brown slighshot shaped horns. Always looks sad. Sometimes on top of a shoe which (it) uses to jump around. Tiny high pitched voice, which provides an indeterminate gender.

Personality: Likes sports, but is very bad at them. This is the plot point of one episode.

Weight: Light. Less than Shrew Glasses.



Somewhat resembles this picture that I do not own.




Likes hats, sports and chocolates.

Does not like graphic tees and bean buns.

Easily distracted by shiny objects.

Like Craig, he is fluent in binary code.


010000100110010100100000011100110111010101110010011001
010010000001110100011011110010000001100100011100100110
100101101110011010110010000001111001011011110111010101
110010001000000100111101110110011000010110110001110100
01101001011011100110010100101110

Trivia and cactus

Hello, Comix fans! First of all, I'd like to introduce, via internet, my new cactus, Prickles! Say hi to the audience Prickles. ... Yes, okay then. On with the trivia.

Sid from Toy Story is the garbage man in Toy Story 3. Nice to know he did something productive with his life...

Did you lie yesterday? Well you should have because yesterday (April 4th) was national tell a lie day.

Apparantly, being struck by lightning can trigger hair growth.

From most popular to least popular, the colors of Peeps are ranked as follows: Yellow, pink, lavender, blue, and white.

Murderer Victor Fueger's last meal? One olive.


Here ya go, Victor!
Seriously, though, how is that even considered a meal? But I digress. Also, be sure to have a nice weekend and come back on Monday. Until then, say goodbye to the people, Prickles!

Fruit, fragments, and a freaky flamingo

Hello and welcome to this week's segment of Tripler. Let's kick things off with the favorite fruits of the Comix characters:

Comix Moose likes the starfruit.

Shrew Glasses prefers the jackfruit.

 Mr. Roach is for the durian.

And now fragments of an episode:
The persnickety Sir Toyle is stuck on vacation at some cabins with
Snobowl and the ever sloppy Slips. Also, the cabin is tiny. And they are snowed in.


And here's the flamingo...doing ballet? Trying to be intimidating? Maybe that hyena wedgied him a bit too hard this time?


Nobody knows for sure, but be sure to stop by tomorrow for your weekly trivia!

The return of Comix and info

After a few postless days, I feel better and can continue posting, so I just wanted to tell all you loyal fans that we are back! Starting here, with an info:

Did you know? Whenever I told you that Comix Moose works at Clucky's restaurant, I lied. Comix Moose actually works at the local soda shop, the Slurp and Burp. He takes em (the orders) and makes em (the sodas).

Sick!

Well, it's happened. I'm sick with the pelican pox. J.K, I've got a bad cold. I probably shouldn't post for a while, as the quality of the posts will be considerably worse. Also, I'm feeling a little bitter and angry at, like, everything, so all the more reason to prevent the inevitable hate that will stream from my keyboard.  I'll try to get better A.S.P.C.A, so... Wait, that's not the phrase! GRRRRR FCXDVBGTRdvfrnhj cbv tgejrvnh Qsdheuf!!!!!!!!!1efi9\

*Update. I apoligize for my rage. I meant to say a.s.a.p.