Paste, pranks, and a prickly pear

Tripler in da house! Wow, did I seriously just say that? Anyways... first up we have a paste recipe, as narrated by Comix Moose.

First, get a paste bottle. It may contain paste, so empty the contents first. Next, travel to the ocean. You will need some water. Journey back to your house for the measuring cup, then go back to the ocean for 3/4 cup of water. Now, you need some corn. Attach a bucket and tap to the corn, heat it up and caramelize it. Instant corn syrup! Vinegar is next, so consult the vinegar wizard and give him an offering of fish.
Now, go to the cookery shop and pick up a saucepan and a bowl. You'll need the corn again, so wrap the remainder of it in pasta. Instant corn starch! Now go back to the ocean for some cold water.
Mix, stir, etc., until pasty. To test it, glue something to the wall.

Next, a prank. More of a joke, but whatevs. Walk up to someone a little slow on the uptake, and ask them "How do you keep an idiot in suspense?" If they ask how, respond with " I'll tell you tomorrow." Repeat for several days until the prank-ee finally understands that he/she is the idiot in suspense.

Now, a prickly pear. More specifically, a dissected prickly pear. I do not own this pic.





That does it for today's tripler. Please scream and run around in circles. Thank you for your patronage.