We're back with 5 more characters, 1 seen before, 4 never before seen, so let's get to it!
#201: Trampollinni: The trampoline that takes regular vacations to random places. Bad things always happen to him.
#202: Creepyduck: Quakky's brother who often says nothing and is constantly creeping everyone out.
#203: Jammy: A tiny leprechaun that is banned from all lotteries, casinos, and penny factories.
#204: Dunsworth: An up-class and posh man with a pumpkin for a head. Is British.
#205: Flopflip: A man with several faces, each one representing a different emotion. When he is angry, sad, etc., his face will flip to a face representing that emotion.
Now that we've covered these guys, I can prepare for tomorrow's trivia. See you then, Comixers!
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Fanny pack of awesomeness
Fresh from the oven, five more pics that can only be described as awesome! Click the pics for a better view. I do n
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s to their orig
inal owners.
From left to right is a smiley that fails to blend in, the epitome of cool, a chocolate moose, Kern Flerks, and a message to anyone who has a birthday.
Bear is also available for holidays and Bar Mitzvahs. Also, before you ask, yes. Chocolate Moose and Comix Moose are related. In addition, Spongebob may be the epitome of overdressing. I always forget.
A Gaggle of goose heads is coming up tomorrow, so be prepared for 5 never before seen characters. Comix signing off!
ot own these picture
s, and all credit goe
s to their orig
inal owners.
From left to right is a smiley that fails to blend in, the epitome of cool, a chocolate moose, Kern Flerks, and a message to anyone who has a birthday.
Bear is also available for holidays and Bar Mitzvahs. Also, before you ask, yes. Chocolate Moose and Comix Moose are related. In addition, Spongebob may be the epitome of overdressing. I always forget.
A Gaggle of goose heads is coming up tomorrow, so be prepared for 5 never before seen characters. Comix signing off!
Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Something completely random and not Comix related
Hey guys! First of all, I'm sorry that I couldn't post a regular post today, but I have breaking news. First, a warning: This post may not appeal to those who don't like Angry Birds. For these people I have an info at the end of this post so that the post can appeal to everyone.
Now, the breaking news is... Rovio is releasing an Angry Birds cartoon series!
A trailer has been released on Youtube and the first episode will premier on March 16th.
Disclaimer: Obviously I do not own Angry Birds or any of Rovio's trademarks.
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And now, for the other fans, your info is this: Did you know? On each floor of the Comix condos there are 30 character rooms, a bathroom, a kitchen, and a balcony. On the main floor of each one there is a dining room with one of those giant long tables. One giant meeting hall lies outside and is in the center of the condos, which are arranged in a circular formation.
So, I hope this post appeased everyone. I was short on time and this popped up, so I had to seize the opportunity. Worry not, a post for all is coming tomorrow. Stay tuned for a Fanny pack of awesomeness!
Now, the breaking news is... Rovio is releasing an Angry Birds cartoon series!
A trailer has been released on Youtube and the first episode will premier on March 16th.
Disclaimer: Obviously I do not own Angry Birds or any of Rovio's trademarks.
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And now, for the other fans, your info is this: Did you know? On each floor of the Comix condos there are 30 character rooms, a bathroom, a kitchen, and a balcony. On the main floor of each one there is a dining room with one of those giant long tables. One giant meeting hall lies outside and is in the center of the condos, which are arranged in a circular formation.
So, I hope this post appeased everyone. I was short on time and this popped up, so I had to seize the opportunity. Worry not, a post for all is coming tomorrow. Stay tuned for a Fanny pack of awesomeness!
Monday, February 25, 2013
Character of the week
Welcome to the Comix file where our motto is: "Better than a sack of gravel!"
It was a close competition, but gravel ultimately lost. Anywho, this week we honor our 200th character as C.o.t.w. This character is...Nando.
Appearance: Nando is an extermely fuzzy blue cat-like creature with eyes but no visible nose or mouth, despite being able to breathe and talk. He has 6 crab legs and a pair of big furry crab claws to match. Two small and utterly useless wings are on his back. His two cutie-eyes are similar to those of Miles, who I talked about last year.
Personality: Nando likes to keep a close eye on things, and many people play him out to be a control freak because of it. In reality, he is a planner not afraid to hold his own. His entire motivation in life is to create a society for the Comix characters, so that they are not confined to the Comix building. He has succeeded, and the Comix building has been demolished, all of its residents now moved into a series of Comix condos.
Height: 3'8.
Weight: 24 pounds.
Favorite food: Roasted trout in a hazelnut vinaigrette.
Friends: Everyone, seeing as he got them all new homes at no cost.
Likes: Glasses, real estate.
Dislikes: Timeshare scams. Who doesn't?!
Well, with the Comix building being destroyed and all, the characters still needed to be connected, so all of the condos lead to each other, and on the top floor of one of them, I am typing this. Everyone is looking over my shoulder, and I don't want the balcony to collapse, so I'm gonna end it here. Comix out!
It was a close competition, but gravel ultimately lost. Anywho, this week we honor our 200th character as C.o.t.w. This character is...Nando.
Appearance: Nando is an extermely fuzzy blue cat-like creature with eyes but no visible nose or mouth, despite being able to breathe and talk. He has 6 crab legs and a pair of big furry crab claws to match. Two small and utterly useless wings are on his back. His two cutie-eyes are similar to those of Miles, who I talked about last year.
Personality: Nando likes to keep a close eye on things, and many people play him out to be a control freak because of it. In reality, he is a planner not afraid to hold his own. His entire motivation in life is to create a society for the Comix characters, so that they are not confined to the Comix building. He has succeeded, and the Comix building has been demolished, all of its residents now moved into a series of Comix condos.
Height: 3'8.
Weight: 24 pounds.
Favorite food: Roasted trout in a hazelnut vinaigrette.
Friends: Everyone, seeing as he got them all new homes at no cost.
Likes: Glasses, real estate.
Dislikes: Timeshare scams. Who doesn't?!
Well, with the Comix building being destroyed and all, the characters still needed to be connected, so all of the condos lead to each other, and on the top floor of one of them, I am typing this. Everyone is looking over my shoulder, and I don't want the balcony to collapse, so I'm gonna end it here. Comix out!
Friday, February 22, 2013
Trivia
Welcome to Comix! Has your search for random facts has brought you back for more trivia? Of course it has, and I'm not going to keep you waiting. Did you know...
Random symbols used in cartoons and comics to indicate swearing, such as "&$#@!" are called grawlix.
A sardine is not a species of fish, rather the name sardine refers to any type of small pickled fish.
Cold weather can cause your fingernails to grow faster.
Because camel humps store fat, undernourished camels do not have humps.
And finally, 15 animal species have the same amount of chromosomes as humans. They are the muntjac, black rat, European hare, nilgai, Kirk's dik-dik, grey vole, large bentwing bat, Bolivian tuco-tuco, Grevy's zebra, crowned lemur, red titi monkey, Merriam's ground squirrel, southern short-tailed shrew, mountain beaver, and beach vole.
Shown here is a mountain beaver. I do not own this picture.
Later Comixers! Be back on Monday for more moose-brand shenanigans.
Random symbols used in cartoons and comics to indicate swearing, such as "&$#@!" are called grawlix.
A sardine is not a species of fish, rather the name sardine refers to any type of small pickled fish.
Cold weather can cause your fingernails to grow faster.
Because camel humps store fat, undernourished camels do not have humps.
And finally, 15 animal species have the same amount of chromosomes as humans. They are the muntjac, black rat, European hare, nilgai, Kirk's dik-dik, grey vole, large bentwing bat, Bolivian tuco-tuco, Grevy's zebra, crowned lemur, red titi monkey, Merriam's ground squirrel, southern short-tailed shrew, mountain beaver, and beach vole.
Shown here is a mountain beaver. I do not own this picture.
Later Comixers! Be back on Monday for more moose-brand shenanigans.
Thursday, February 21, 2013
Info
Did you know? The main soda brand in Comix is Hunter's Cola, with Comix characters most commonly drinking the company's peach soda. However, orange, grape, pineapple, and cherry flavors have also been seen.
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Advertisement gone bad
The following is an ad for Colonel Popcorn's new Pop and Go Easy Bags, presented by Comix (Note: This is not a real product, or a real advertisement.).
Hey, you! Yeah, guy with the popcorn! Don't you ever get tired of popcorn that takes forever to pop? Also, are you tired of just one popcorn flavor? Not much of a talker, are you? Well stop the pop and start anew with Colonel Popcorn's Pop and Go Easy Bags! Simply heat one of our patented bags for 1.374759596 seconds and you've got easy popcorn in a cinch!
Now, here's the best part: Why choose regular popcorn when we've got 235 flavors?! Indulge in such popcorn flavors as sand, racoon, burned plastic, mutton, noodle soup, rubber ball, cherry pie, fake fur, gravel, magpie, butter surprise, thin mints, and MORE! (Personally, the Colonel preferred kumquat popcorn.)
These bags differ from other popcorn bags because of their portability. Take them to the movies, social gatherings, ANYWHERE!
Don't take our word for it, listen to this satisfied (And totally not bribed) customer:
"I love it!"
Okay, thank you sir!
Available at all minor retailers and roadside gas stations! And remember, stop before you pop, it's as simple as 1.374759596 seconds of your time!
Hey, you! Yeah, guy with the popcorn! Don't you ever get tired of popcorn that takes forever to pop? Also, are you tired of just one popcorn flavor? Not much of a talker, are you? Well stop the pop and start anew with Colonel Popcorn's Pop and Go Easy Bags! Simply heat one of our patented bags for 1.374759596 seconds and you've got easy popcorn in a cinch!
Now, here's the best part: Why choose regular popcorn when we've got 235 flavors?! Indulge in such popcorn flavors as sand, racoon, burned plastic, mutton, noodle soup, rubber ball, cherry pie, fake fur, gravel, magpie, butter surprise, thin mints, and MORE! (Personally, the Colonel preferred kumquat popcorn.)
These bags differ from other popcorn bags because of their portability. Take them to the movies, social gatherings, ANYWHERE!
Don't take our word for it, listen to this satisfied (And totally not bribed) customer:
"I love it!"
Okay, thank you sir!
Available at all minor retailers and roadside gas stations! And remember, stop before you pop, it's as simple as 1.374759596 seconds of your time!
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Komix Kards update
News flash! The pack designs for Komix Kards will feature 1 of 3 scenes:
Scene 1: Comix Moose charging in a field with lighting striking Shrew Glasses as he trails behind.
Scene 2: The Comix Building with several characters in front of it.
Scene 3: Mr. Roach scaling a mountain whilst narrowly dodging a bird.
Also, each card will feature a background such as the Comix Building or some random colorful pattern.
Final update: A secret card featuring a never before seen character is in series 1. His card is the hardest to find, and for secret purposes, I'm not even going to mention his name. Okay, fine. His name is...edffjkbnercddsdcjhrbcnsdn cSYSTEM MALFUNCTIONnccrndjerdncNAME UNREVEALEDdchbekb (Static Noises).
(Dial-up Sound) SYSTEM REBOOTING.
Uh. Stupid system malfunction. Always happens when I try to reveal secrets. Fortunately, the comment section is free of malfunction, so go there to see his name. Comix out!
Scene 1: Comix Moose charging in a field with lighting striking Shrew Glasses as he trails behind.
Scene 2: The Comix Building with several characters in front of it.
Scene 3: Mr. Roach scaling a mountain whilst narrowly dodging a bird.
Also, each card will feature a background such as the Comix Building or some random colorful pattern.
Final update: A secret card featuring a never before seen character is in series 1. His card is the hardest to find, and for secret purposes, I'm not even going to mention his name. Okay, fine. His name is...edffjkbnercddsdcjhrbcnsdn cSYSTEM MALFUNCTIONnccrndjerdncNAME UNREVEALEDdchbekb (Static Noises).
(Dial-up Sound) SYSTEM REBOOTING.
Uh. Stupid system malfunction. Always happens when I try to reveal secrets. Fortunately, the comment section is free of malfunction, so go there to see his name. Comix out!
Monday, February 18, 2013
Character of the week
Hello fans, and welcome to Comix, where we shall never dney a guest, even the most ridiculous request. (Spongeiac) This weeks' character of the week for the week of February 18th is...#200: NO-ONE!
Appearance: No-one is never seen, as he does not have a visible body, but a pair of red Waviator (No copyright intended!) sunglasses indicates where his face is, at about 5 feet, or 1.524 meters.
Role: No-one is always there in a crowd to provide a witty or sarcastic comment.
Running gag: Someone getting in trouble because of No-one, and saying that "No-one did it!". The punisher thinks that the character meant no-one as in literally no person, the real No-one gets off scot free, while his scape goat gets punished.
Relatives: Has a transparent cousin named Carl and an invisible uncle named Daniel.
He can win any challenge, hence the phrase "Nobody can beat me!"
Slight goof: Though he can win any challenge, he was not even seen participating in Battle, though he may not have been moved into the Comix building at that time.
Nobody, as shown in the photo.
Is this post over? Nobody knows! Seriously, tell 'em nobody! Where is he?
Appearance: No-one is never seen, as he does not have a visible body, but a pair of red Waviator (No copyright intended!) sunglasses indicates where his face is, at about 5 feet, or 1.524 meters.
Role: No-one is always there in a crowd to provide a witty or sarcastic comment.
Running gag: Someone getting in trouble because of No-one, and saying that "No-one did it!". The punisher thinks that the character meant no-one as in literally no person, the real No-one gets off scot free, while his scape goat gets punished.
Relatives: Has a transparent cousin named Carl and an invisible uncle named Daniel.
He can win any challenge, hence the phrase "Nobody can beat me!"
Slight goof: Though he can win any challenge, he was not even seen participating in Battle, though he may not have been moved into the Comix building at that time.
Is this post over? Nobody knows! Seriously, tell 'em nobody! Where is he?
Friday, February 15, 2013
Trivia
Greetings people of the world! It's time for my favorite post of the week, so let's get to it! Did you know...
Diet Coca-Cola can float in water, while regular Coca-Cola sinks.
The average person has 3 to 5 best friends. Personally, I have 9.
About 7,000 people die each year due to the misreading of a doctor's sloppy handwriting.
It takes about 90 seconds to decide whether or not you like someone.
And, for cuteness purposes: Every hour, 12,500 puppies are born in the U.S. alone.
Diet Coca-Cola can float in water, while regular Coca-Cola sinks.
The average person has 3 to 5 best friends. Personally, I have 9.
About 7,000 people die each year due to the misreading of a doctor's sloppy handwriting.
It takes about 90 seconds to decide whether or not you like someone.
And, for cuteness purposes: Every hour, 12,500 puppies are born in the U.S. alone.
Floating Cola or not, this puppy loves his soda! See you Comix fans on M-day with a brand new character! Comix out!
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Info that corresponds with yesterday's info
Did you know? Clucky's soccer team's ride is a 2009 Toyota Rav-4. Also, on the topic of Cluk-e-Cheeze's, the entertainment consists of rigged arcade games and an animatronic chicken that plays the accordion.
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Info
Did you know? Clucky has a soccer team that he drives to games. The team name? The Buckshire Bantams.
Shown in the picture is their mascot, a friend of Clucky's. In addition to a soccer team, the cheap chicken also runs a kid's arcade called Cluk-e Cheeze's.
Shown in the picture is their mascot, a friend of Clucky's. In addition to a soccer team, the cheap chicken also runs a kid's arcade called Cluk-e Cheeze's.
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Fanny pack of awesomeness
Ok, so a week ago today there was supposed to be a Fanny pack of awesomeness post, but the screen writer was struggling with short term memory, and of course, I forgot the post even though I was the one who first concieved... okay. Enough ranting. Today's fanny pack subject is... Demotivational Posters!
All credit to original owners, I own no pictures presented. Click the pictures for visible text and a better view.
Tonight: Firefox's problem, the world's hardest math problem, what to do with lemons, a more simple math problem, and some bad luck.
And now, since Comix Moose was supposed to do the outro today but he is recovering from a dentist's appointment (Laughing gas), the position has been passed down to the Comedy Gophers.
*Squeak chitter squee seek cheek. Ceak queek shetter Comix! (Translation: That does it for today, but we'll be back tomorrow on Comix!)
Monday, February 11, 2013
Character of the week
Welcome to Comix, a blog about a guy about a moose who's all about waffles. Anyways.. Buzz Buzz. He's been mentioned before and now will be mentioned again. Also, we survived the storm. No cable for 1 day but watevs.
#199.
Appearance: Buzz Buzz is a small black beetle with a peach face. He is shaped like a half-circle, and unlike most beetles has 4 legs. Like most beetles, or all beetles for that matter, he has two antennae on his head.
Size: About 1.5 inches tall, and 0.5 lbs. (226.8 grams.)
Often seen on someone's shoulder, most commonly Comix Moose's.
Currently the first secondary character to have more than one feature episode, these episodes being "Pranks For Nothing" and "Bug Off!".
Friends: Pinna, Comix Moose.
Enemies: Mr. Roach, though their rivalry has since ended.
In the 2012 Comix Prank War, he was on Comix Moose's side, and won the war by hitting Mr. Roach with a pie.
Originally, the idea for this character was to be scrapped because of a small insect already in the cast.
#199.
Appearance: Buzz Buzz is a small black beetle with a peach face. He is shaped like a half-circle, and unlike most beetles has 4 legs. Like most beetles, or all beetles for that matter, he has two antennae on his head.
Size: About 1.5 inches tall, and 0.5 lbs. (226.8 grams.)
Often seen on someone's shoulder, most commonly Comix Moose's.
Currently the first secondary character to have more than one feature episode, these episodes being "Pranks For Nothing" and "Bug Off!".
Friends: Pinna, Comix Moose.
Enemies: Mr. Roach, though their rivalry has since ended.
In the 2012 Comix Prank War, he was on Comix Moose's side, and won the war by hitting Mr. Roach with a pie.
Originally, the idea for this character was to be scrapped because of a small insect already in the cast.
Buzz Buzz is responsible for sinking Atlantis. Ironically, it wasn't because he breathed on it, or set foot upon it, no sir. There was a station wagon involved.
And now, to be completely random, here is a razorbill losing his beans.
To BEAN honest, we will be back tomorrow! Comix out! Also, Buzz Buzz, your station wagon's lights are on!
Thursday, February 7, 2013
Random idea and trivia
Hi guys! As you may or may not know, a major snowstorm is headed my way, so today I'm gonna provide both a Thursday AND Friday post all in one, so that if the power goes tomorrow, you guys won't miss out on the daily Comix.
Firstly, today's random idea: At one point there will be an episode of Comix where Ross draws up a fake creature to lure Comix Moose on a wild goose chase, except it's not a goose, it's a red-pompadoured caracara. More to the point, while Comix Moose is away, Ross dons a moose outfit and usurps our hero moose's social status.
And next the weather. NOT! Here's tomorrow's trivia:
People who play videogames are less likely to have nightmares.
In advertisements, ice cream is often portrayed by mashed potatoes on a cone.
At one point, McDonald's sold pizza. Three words: Summer of Eighty-three. Is eighty three one word?
Bunnies can indeed make noise. No, they can not say chimichanga.
Some squids do have teeth. Minecraft was right!
Come on, don't tell me this squid didn't give you nightmares the first time you saw it!
What a face. Well, I'm finishing up bracing for the storm, so if the power doesn't go on Monday, we'll be back then. Later taters! I know. Really lame. Comix out!
Firstly, today's random idea: At one point there will be an episode of Comix where Ross draws up a fake creature to lure Comix Moose on a wild goose chase, except it's not a goose, it's a red-pompadoured caracara. More to the point, while Comix Moose is away, Ross dons a moose outfit and usurps our hero moose's social status.
And next the weather. NOT! Here's tomorrow's trivia:
People who play videogames are less likely to have nightmares.
In advertisements, ice cream is often portrayed by mashed potatoes on a cone.
At one point, McDonald's sold pizza. Three words: Summer of Eighty-three. Is eighty three one word?
Bunnies can indeed make noise. No, they can not say chimichanga.
Some squids do have teeth. Minecraft was right!
Come on, don't tell me this squid didn't give you nightmares the first time you saw it!
What a face. Well, I'm finishing up bracing for the storm, so if the power doesn't go on Monday, we'll be back then. Later taters! I know. Really lame. Comix out!
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Info
Did you know? Comix Moose is 15 years old, 5 foot 2, and 500 pounds and counting. He sure carries it well!
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
Listamania!
Welcome to a random post that I conjured up a few minutes ago! This post is just a random list of trivial Comix-related information. A few weeks ago, I told you about Mr. Bentley, the character selling advice and animals. The list is the different birds that Bentley offers and the price of each.
DISCLAIMER: All birds presented in this list are real species. Look them up if you don't want to take my word for it.
Oriole: $2.00
Kittiwake: $3.00
Nuthatch: $4.00
Creeper: $5.00 ( F.y.i it is not green and does not explode. )
Moorhen: $18.00
Noddies, caracara, and owl: $20.00
Kiskadee: $25.00
Oystercatcher: $30.00
Dunlin: $6.00
Parakeet: $25.00
Partridge: $18.00
Phainopepla: $29.00
Kildeer: $6.00
Parula: $7.00
Yellowthroat: $8.00
Goldfinch: $14.00
Pigeon: Free. He can't get rid of them.
Swallow: $17.00
Pelican: $35.00
Pewee: $14.00
Razorbill: $10.00
Kinglet: $8.00
Lark: $28.00
Currently those are the species he has in stock, but he has an open air breeding facility down South.
Keep beep bop bopping along guys, and I'll see you tomorrow, but not before this worm made out of symbols: ====::====0
DISCLAIMER: All birds presented in this list are real species. Look them up if you don't want to take my word for it.
Oriole: $2.00
Kittiwake: $3.00
Nuthatch: $4.00
Creeper: $5.00 ( F.y.i it is not green and does not explode. )
Moorhen: $18.00
Noddies, caracara, and owl: $20.00
Kiskadee: $25.00
Oystercatcher: $30.00
Dunlin: $6.00
Parakeet: $25.00
Partridge: $18.00
Phainopepla: $29.00
Kildeer: $6.00
Parula: $7.00
Yellowthroat: $8.00
Goldfinch: $14.00
Pigeon: Free. He can't get rid of them.
Swallow: $17.00
Pelican: $35.00
Pewee: $14.00
Razorbill: $10.00
Kinglet: $8.00
Lark: $28.00
Currently those are the species he has in stock, but he has an open air breeding facility down South.
Keep beep bop bopping along guys, and I'll see you tomorrow, but not before this worm made out of symbols: ====::====0
Monday, February 4, 2013
Character of the week
Comix: The result of dividing by 0. That explains alot, actually. Anyways, this week's character of the week is #198: Joe.
Appearance: Joe is a yellow M&M shaped creature with a blue hat and 2 skinny legs with red shoes.
Running gag: Joe is always losing his hat and going to outlandish lengths to retrieve it from life threatening situations.
Origin: One Summer, in a Massachusetts art class, two random guys made a comic about a guy named joe.
I was one of them. Joe was soon plunged into a long hiatus until finally being recovered and added to Comix.
Joe somewhat resembles Pac-Man, a trait that is lampshaded in an episode where he tries to get his hat back from some ghosts.
Luckiness rank: Unfortunate.
Often seen running in the background of many episodes. The reason he is running is always revealed in a short following all of the episodes he appears in.
Friends: The Kooky Carpenter Cousins, Mac-Pan, Barrel Ape. What, no! These were not random video game references slapped together at the last minute for comedic effect!
Enemies: The Swat Team, the ghosts, moon chicken.
As illustrated in the picture... WHAT THE! That's not Joe!
Oh well.
WE INTERRUPT JOE'S ONLY TIME TO SHINE WITH THIS IMPORTANT BULLETIN: In a shocking turn of events, Polar Bear has been elected president due to his unscrupulous slandering of Teddy Bear's good name. (Go to this post if you don't get the joke: http://www.thecomixfile.blogspot.com/2013/02/trivia.html)
That's a wrap, but tomorrow a Fanny pack of awesomeness awaits! Peace, Comixers!
Appearance: Joe is a yellow M&M shaped creature with a blue hat and 2 skinny legs with red shoes.
Running gag: Joe is always losing his hat and going to outlandish lengths to retrieve it from life threatening situations.
Origin: One Summer, in a Massachusetts art class, two random guys made a comic about a guy named joe.
I was one of them. Joe was soon plunged into a long hiatus until finally being recovered and added to Comix.
Joe somewhat resembles Pac-Man, a trait that is lampshaded in an episode where he tries to get his hat back from some ghosts.
Luckiness rank: Unfortunate.
Often seen running in the background of many episodes. The reason he is running is always revealed in a short following all of the episodes he appears in.
Friends: The Kooky Carpenter Cousins, Mac-Pan, Barrel Ape. What, no! These were not random video game references slapped together at the last minute for comedic effect!
Enemies: The Swat Team, the ghosts, moon chicken.
As illustrated in the picture... WHAT THE! That's not Joe!
Oh well.WE INTERRUPT JOE'S ONLY TIME TO SHINE WITH THIS IMPORTANT BULLETIN: In a shocking turn of events, Polar Bear has been elected president due to his unscrupulous slandering of Teddy Bear's good name. (Go to this post if you don't get the joke: http://www.thecomixfile.blogspot.com/2013/02/trivia.html)
That's a wrap, but tomorrow a Fanny pack of awesomeness awaits! Peace, Comixers!
Friday, February 1, 2013
Trivia
As sure as the termite is the gassiest animal on the planet, we're back and we've got facts!
Teddy bears cause more annual fatalities than grizzly bears.
You will spend half of your life daydreaming.
Only 1 out of 3 people have ever used the internet. This means that 1 in 3 people have never seen this site. Only you can end this tragedy. Please spread the word.
It takes about 4 seconds for awkward silence to BE awkward.
A blue whale only has to eat every 6 months.
After finding out that a teddy bear is more lethal than his cousin, you could say that this polar bear was emBEARassed. All the while, this teddy bear was laughing from afar. They try to fool you with the cutsie eyes, but Polar Bear knows better. He knows something we don't.
Teddy bears cause more annual fatalities than grizzly bears.
You will spend half of your life daydreaming.
Only 1 out of 3 people have ever used the internet. This means that 1 in 3 people have never seen this site. Only you can end this tragedy. Please spread the word.
It takes about 4 seconds for awkward silence to BE awkward.
A blue whale only has to eat every 6 months.
After finding out that a teddy bear is more lethal than his cousin, you could say that this polar bear was emBEARassed. All the while, this teddy bear was laughing from afar. They try to fool you with the cutsie eyes, but Polar Bear knows better. He knows something we don't.
Polar Bear for president.
Yeah... that happened. .... Awkward silence! Have a nice weekend and we'll see you Comixers on Monday! Comix file, signing... WAIT! Before I do, I want to tally the votes for how many of you wanted Comix news to become a regular post.... there are none! Seriously, you guys! What'll it take for you to comment?! Well, I didn't really want to do more of those posts anyways so.... Comix out! No hard feelings!
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